Here are some cool wine quotes for you.
Wine is one of the most loved alcoholic drinks in the world. There is something about wine that makes it classy, elegant, and cool. You might want to watch out for cheap wine though, Cheap here is relative, that one has no class.
Also, I do not know why wine lovers feel as though they have made it live. I mean, the tone of our voices when ordering, drinking, or writing about wine becomes a little more confident and certain. Yeah, I am a wine lover. Guilty!
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So here is to us wine lovers, some quotes that will make our drinking sessions even more fun. Also, you can use them for social media captions. And before we wine in, kindly follow us on our Pinterest, Facebook, and Instagram pages for more content.
Here we go.
- “3 ways to my heart, Buy me wine, pour me wine, and be wine.”_Unknown
Funny Quotes About Wine
2. “My only regret in life is that I did not drink more wine.”_Ernest Hemingway.
3. “Today I was as useless as the ‘T’ in Merlot.”_Unknown
4. “This wine tastes like a good excuse for my bad behavior.”_Unknown
5. Dear wine, we had a deal. You were to make me funnier, sexier, matter, and a better dancer. I saw the video and we need to talk.”_Unknown
6. “Anyone who tries to make you believe that he knows all about wines is obviously a fake.”_Leon Adams
7. “If a glass of wine is good for you, just imagine what the whole bottle could do.”_Unknown.
8. “I just rescued some wine. It was trapped in a bottle.”_Unknown
9. “I used to think the wine was bad for me, so I gave up thinking.”_Unknown
10.”Wine because no great story started with a salad.”_Unknown
11. “Add a little humor to your next meal. When the waiter asks you to try the wine at the table, sniff it, swirl it, sip it, savor it, and then say, ‘Yep! that should get me hammered.”_Unknown
Classy Wine Quotes
12. “Wine! How classy people get wasted.”_Unknown
13. “Sometimes I take wine because it is hard to drink in the shower.”_Unknown
14. “Pour yourself a drink, put on some lipstick, and pull yourself together.”_Elizabeth Taylor
15. “I am not having a glass of wine. I am having seven! It’s called a tasting and it is classy.”_Unknown
16. “I know I look silly when I take off wine. What is your excuse.”_Unknown
17. “Wine is a win, with an ‘e’ at the end.”_Unknown
18. “Not all girls are made of spice, sugar, and everything nice. some girls are made of sarcasm, wine, and everything wine.”_Unknown
19. “I can certainly see that you know your wine. Most of the guests who stay here wouldn’t know the difference between Bordeaux and Claret.”_Basil Fawlty
20. “Age is just a number. It’s totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine.”_Joan Collins
21. “She gets to keep the chalet and the Rolls, I want the Montrachet.”_Forbes Magazine
22. “One should always be drunk. That’s all that matters. But with what? With wine, with poetry, or with virtue, as you chose. But get drunk.”_Charles Baudelaire
23. “When wine goes in, wisdom comes out.”_Unknown
24. “Wine is the answer, what was the question.”_Unknown
25. “Drinking wine at home is much more than a bar because you can wear your pajamas and there is no last call.”_Unknown
26. “Another bottle with no genie in the bottle!, I’ll keep searching.”_Unknown
27. “Lord, give me coffee to change the things I can change, and wine to accept the things I cannot.”_Unknown
28. “I enjoy a glass of wine every night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves.”_Unknown
29. ” Wine is the most civilized thing in the world.”_Unknown
30. “I have never been the kind of girl looking for a sugar daddy, but if there is a wine daddy out there message me.”_Unknown
31. “You cannot buy happiness, but you can buy wine.”_Unknown
Romantic Wine Quotes
32. “He who loves not women, wine, and song remains a fool his whole life long.”_Martin Luther King
33. “His lips drink water but his heart drinks wine.”_E.E. Cummings
34. “A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.”_Charles Baudelaire
34. “The first kiss and the first glass of wine are the best.”_Marty Rubin
35. “Drinking wine alone is not lonely, it is romantic.”_Unknown
36. “Love is like wine, you know it’s good when it gets better with time.”_Unknown
37. “She loved three things, a joke, a glass of wine, and a handsome man.”_Unknown
38. “Your words are my food. Your breath my wine. You are everything to me.”_Sarah Bernhardt
39. “Your lips are like wine and I want to get drunk.”_Unknown
40.” She’s a strong cup of black coffee in a world that is drunk on cheap wine of shallow love.”_Jm Storm
41. “This home runs on love, laughter, and really good wine.”_Unknown
Sweet Wine Quotes
42. “Sorrow is the spoil of life’s sweet wine.”_Steve Nimmons
43. “The weather outside is frightful, but my wine is so delightful.”_Unknown
44. “2 to 3 glasses of wine per day reduces your risk of giving a shit.”_Unknown
45. “Let’s celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.”_Unknown
46. “Grant me wine to accept the things I cannot change, coffee to change the things I can, and an opaque mug so my coworkers can’t tell the difference.”_Unknown
47. “A wise woman once said, ‘Let’s open a glass of wine.’ and she lived happily ever after.”_Unknown
48. “Wine is one of the agreeable and essential ingredients of life.”_Julia Child.
49. “I’m a wine enthusiast, the more wine I drink, the more enthusiastic I become.”_Unknown
50. “Laughter is the best medicine. Or Wine, it might be wine.”_Unknown
51. “A great way of protecting yourself from the sun is drinking wine in the shade.
Friends and Wine Quotes
52. “A true friend reaches for your hand and puts a wine glass in it.”_Unknown
53. “The best wines are the ones we drink with friends.”_Unknown
54. “Good food, good wine, good friends, and good times.”_Unknown
55. “Friends don’t let friends wine alone.”_Unknown
56. “A real friend knows when to listen when to talk, when to pour wine and when to just hand over the bottle.”_Unknown
57. “Wine was made to bring girlfriends together.”_Unknown
58. “Drink what makes you happy with friends who make you laugh.”_Unknown
59. “Best friends do not care if your house is clean, they care if you have wine.”_Unknown
60.”Let’s drink wine and judge people.”_Unknown
61. “A good friend brings over a bottle of wine to share. A best friend brings two, one for me and one for you.”_Unknown
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62. “You can’t sip with us.”
63. “Either give me more wine or leave me alone.”
64. “Drinking wine, feeling fine.”
65. “I’ll be there in a Prosecco.”
66. “Wine Wednesday? What about wine every day?
67. “When the wine is just as beautiful as the view.”
68. “I’m not a wino. I’m a WineYES!”
69. “Every empty bottle is filled with a great story.”
70. “Giving you more reasons to wine.”
71. “Wine improves with age. I improve with wine.”