71 Wine Quotes For Good Times

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Here are some cool wine quotes for you.

Wine is one of the most loved alcoholic drinks in the world. There is something about wine that makes it classy, elegant, and cool. You might want to watch out for cheap wine though, Cheap here is relative, that one has no class.

Also, I do not know why wine lovers feel as though they have made it live. I mean, the tone of our voices when ordering, drinking, or writing about wine becomes a little more confident and certain. Yeah, I am a wine lover. Guilty!

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So here is to us wine lovers, some quotes that will make our drinking sessions even more fun. Also, you can use them for social media captions.

Here we go.

Author’s Pick

  1. “3 ways to my heart, Buy me wine, pour me wine, and be wine.”_Unknown

Funny Quotes About Wine

2. “My only regret in life is that I did not drink more wine.”_Ernest Hemingway.

3. “Today I was as useless as the ‘T’ in Merlot.”_Unknown

4. “This wine tastes like a good excuse for my bad behavior.”_Unknown

5. Dear wine, we had a deal. You were to make me funnier, sexier, matter, and a better dancer. I saw the video and we need to talk.”_Unknown

6. “Anyone who tries to make you believe that he knows all about wines is obviously a fake.”_Leon Adams

7. “If a glass of wine is good for you, just imagine what the whole bottle could do.”_Unknown.

8. “I just rescued some wine. It was trapped in a bottle.”_Unknown

9. “I used to think the wine was bad for me, so I gave up thinking.”_Unknown

10.”Wine because no great story started with a salad.”_Unknown

11. “Add a little humor to your next meal. When the waiter asks you to try the wine at the table, sniff it, swirl it, sip it, savor it, and then say, ‘Yep! that should get me hammered.”_Unknown

Classy Wine Quotes

12. “Wine! How classy people get wasted.”_Unknown

13. “Sometimes I take wine because it is hard to drink in the shower.”_Unknown

14. “Pour yourself a drink, put on some lipstick, and pull yourself together.”_Elizabeth Taylor

15. “I am not having a glass of wine. I am having seven! It’s called a tasting and it is classy.”_Unknown

16. “I know I look silly when I take off wine. What is your excuse.”_Unknown

17. “Wine is a win, with an ‘e’ at the end.”_Unknown

18. “Not all girls are made of spice, sugar, and everything nice. some girls are made of sarcasm, wine, and everything wine.”_Unknown

19. “I can certainly see that you know your wine. Most of the guests who stay here wouldn’t know the difference between Bordeaux and Claret.”_Basil Fawlty

20. “Age is just a number. It’s totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine.”_Joan Collins

21. “She gets to keep the chalet and the Rolls, I want the Montrachet.”_Forbes Magazine

Witty Quotes

22. “One should always be drunk. That’s all that matters. But with what? With wine, with poetry, or with virtue, as you chose. But get drunk.”_Charles Baudelaire

23. “When wine goes in, wisdom comes out.”_Unknown

24. “Wine is the answer, what was the question.”_Unknown

25. “Drinking wine at home is much more than a bar because you can wear your pajamas and there is no last call.”_Unknown

26. “Another bottle with no genie in the bottle!, I’ll keep searching.”_Unknown

27. “Lord, give me coffee to change the things I can change, and wine to accept the things I cannot.”_Unknown

28. “I enjoy a glass of wine every night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves.”_Unknown

29. ” Wine is the most civilized thing in the world.”_Unknown

30. “I have never been the kind of girl looking for a sugar daddy, but if there is a wine daddy out there message me.”_Unknown

31. “You cannot buy happiness, but you can buy wine.”_Unknown

Romantic Wine Quotes

32. “He who loves not women, wine, and song remains a fool his whole life long.”_Martin Luther King

33. “His lips drink water but his heart drinks wine.”_E.E. Cummings

34. “A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.”_Charles Baudelaire

34. “The first kiss and the first glass of wine are the best.”_Marty Rubin

35. “Drinking wine alone is not lonely, it is romantic.”_Unknown

36. “Love is like wine, you know it’s good when it gets better with time.”_Unknown

37. “She loved three things, a joke, a glass of wine, and a handsome man.”_Unknown

38. “Your words are my food. Your breath my wine. You are everything to me.”_Sarah Bernhardt

39. “Your lips are like wine and I want to get drunk.”_Unknown

40.” She’s a strong cup of black coffee in a world that is drunk on cheap wine of shallow love.”_Jm Storm

41. “This home runs on love, laughter, and really good wine.”_Unknown

Sweet Wine Quotes

42. “Sorrow is the spoil of life’s sweet wine.”_Steve Nimmons

43. “The weather outside is frightful, but my wine is so delightful.”_Unknown

44. “2 to 3 glasses of wine per day reduces your risk of giving a shit.”_Unknown

45. “Let’s celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.”_Unknown

46. “Grant me wine to accept the things I cannot change, coffee to change the things I can, and an opaque mug so my coworkers can’t tell the difference.”_Unknown

47. “A wise woman once said, ‘Let’s open a glass of wine.’ and she lived happily ever after.”_Unknown

48. “Wine is one of the agreeable and essential ingredients of life.”_Julia Child.

49. “I’m a wine enthusiast, the more wine I drink, the more enthusiastic I become.”_Unknown

50. “Laughter is the best medicine. Or Wine, it might be wine.”_Unknown

51. “A great way of protecting yourself from the sun is drinking wine in the shade.

Friends and Wine Quotes

52. “A true friend reaches for your hand and puts a wine glass in it.”_Unknown

53. “The best wines are the ones we drink with friends.”_Unknown

54. “Good food, good wine, good friends, and good times.”_Unknown

55. “Friends don’t let friends wine alone.”_Unknown

56. “A real friend knows when to listen when to talk, when to pour wine and when to just hand over the bottle.”_Unknown

57. “Wine was made to bring girlfriends together.”_Unknown

58. “Drink what makes you happy with friends who make you laugh.”_Unknown

59. “Best friends do not care if your house is clean, they care if you have wine.”_Unknown

60.”Let’s drink wine and judge people.”_Unknown

61. “A good friend brings over a bottle of wine to share. A best friend brings two, one for me and one for you.”_Unknown

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62. “You can’t sip with us.”

63. “Either give me more wine or leave me alone.”

64. “Drinking wine, feeling fine.”

65. “I’ll be there in a Prosecco.”

66. “Wine Wednesday? What about wine every day?

67. “When the wine is just as beautiful as the view.”

68. “I’m not a wino. I’m a WineYES!”

69. “Every empty bottle is filled with a great story.”

70. “Giving you more reasons to wine.”

71. “Wine improves with age. I improve with wine.”

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