41 Happy Halloween Quotes
Halloween is one of the most loved holidays in the United States of America. People get to dress up however they want, Kids get to eat as much candy as they wish and, you get a chance to scare whomever you want.
Here are quotes for a Happy Halloween that will lighten up your holiday. Bonus: they can also be used to caption your social media post!
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Best Halloween Quotes
. “By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes, this way comes.”_William Shakespear
2. “There is magic in the night when pumpkins glow by moonlight.”_Unknown
3. “I’m so glad I live in a world where there is October.”_Unknown
4. “Pumpkin spice gives me life.”_Unknown
5. “Double, double toil and trouble, Fire burn, and cauldron bubble.”_William Shakespeare
6. “A person should always choose a costume which is in direct contrast to her own personality.”_Lucy Van Pelt
7. “We make up horrors to help us cope with the real ones.”_Stephen King
8. “The moon has awoken with the sleep of the sun, the light has been broken, the spell has begun.”_Midgard Morningstar
9. “Halloween wraps fear in innocence, as though it were a slightly sour sweet. Let terror, then, be turned into a treat”_Nicholas Gordon
10. “Shadows of thousands of years rise again unseen, voices whisper in the trees, Tonight is Halloween!'”_Dexter Kozen
Scary Halloween Quotes
11.”If you are reading this, then you are blissfully unaware of what is creeping behind you.”_Unknown
12. “She was devoted to the moon in its darkness she found comfort and in its light she found hope.”_Unknown
13. “If one door closes and another door opens, your house is probably haunted.”_Unknown
14. “The dead rise again, bats fly, terror strikes and screams echo, for tonight it’s Halloween.”_Unknown
15. “Which is the true nightmare, the horrific dream that you have in your sleep or the dissatisfied reality that awaits you when you awake?”_Justin Alcala
16. “My candle was nearly burnt out, when, by the glimmer of the half-extinguished light, I saw the dull yellow eye of the creature open.”_Mary Shelley
17. “But I love Halloween, and I love that feeling: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner.”_Evan Peters
18. “I laugh maniacally, then take a deep breath and touch my chest – expecting a heart to be thumping quickly, impatiently, but there’s nothing there, not even a beat.”_Bret Easton Ellis
19. “Nothing beats a haunted moonlit night on All Hallow’s Eve. And on this fatal night, at this witching time, the starless sky laments black and unmoving. The somber hues of an ominous, dark forest are suddenly illuminated under the emerging face of the full moon.”_Kim Elizabeth
20. “Shadows Muffler, Mist replies, darkness purrs as midnight signs.”_Unknown
Funny Hallowen Quotes.
21. “Happy as a witch in a broom factory.”_Unknown
22. “There is nothing fun about fun-size candy bars.”_Unknown
23. “What did betty the horse go on Halloween as? a
24. “Riding my broom and wishing it was you. Happy Halloween Sexy!”_Unknown
25. “I have been Halloween ready since last Halloween.”_Unknown
26. “Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, ‘Never take candy from strangers.’ And then they dressed me up and said, ‘Go beg for it.’ I didn’t know what to do! I’d knock on people’s doors and go, ‘Trick or treat…No, thank you.'”_Rita Rudner
27. “There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.”_Jean Baudrillard
28. “I would rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion.”_Henry David Thoreau
29. “It’s Halloween everyone’s entitled to one good scare.”_Unknown
30. “I’ve seen enough horror movies to know that any weirdo wearing a mask is never friendly.”_Unknown
Halloween Costume Quotes
31. “Halloween is an opportunity to be creative.”_Unknown
32. “This is my costume. I’m a homicidal maniac. They look just like everyone else.”_Wednesday, The Addams Family (1991)
33. “If human beings had genuine courage, they’d wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween.”_Douglas Coupland
34. “Halloween is not only about putting on a costume, but it’s about finding the imagination and costume within ourselves.”_Elvis Duran
35. “A person should always choose a costume which is in direct contrast to her own personality.”_Lucy
36. “Clothes make a statement. Costumes tell a story.”_Mason Cooley
37. “I have put more thought into my Halloween costume than into my career.”_Unknown
38. “I couldn’t help but notice that you put more money into your Halloween costume than into my birthday gift.”_Unknown
39. “Dress up like Halloween, and ghouls will try to get in your pants.”_Unknown
40. “We were a family that made our Halloween costumes. Or, more accurately, my mother made them. She took no suggestions or advice. Halloween costumes were her territory. She was the brain behind my brother’s winning girl costume, stuffing her own bra with newspapers for him to wear under a cashmere sweater and smearing red lipstick on his lips.”_Ann Hood
Author’s Favorite
41. “When witches go riding, and black cats are seen, the moon laughs and whispers, Halloween is near.”_Unknown
