185 Best Pasta Puns And Jokes That I Gnocchi Love!

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Looking for funny pasta puns and jokes? Here’s the best list you can find. This will show you that nothing is in-pasta-ble!

I love pasta! It’s delicious and comforting. I love to cook and I love to make all different kinds of pasta. I’ve come up with the best list of puns and jokes you can use on your next Italian night.

This is such a good list of pasta puns and jokes, it’s im-pasta-ble to believe it! Kids, toddlers, and adults will all love these clean puns and jokes. Hold on to your noodles, this list is saucy good!

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Four different kinds of pasta with red sauce with french bread.

Pasta Puns

Here are the very best pasta puns. Get ready to dive in!

  1. This is pastably the worst pasta pun ever.
  2. I’m having a ball (meatball, that is!)
  3. You and I Ramen to be.
  4. You pasta your test!
  5. You’re pasta-timely amazing.
  6. I’m recording this for pasta-terity.
  7. This is my idea of going pesto green.
  8. This meal is, like, tortellini awesome.
  9. That’s pre-pasta-rous!
  10. The pasta few days have been so warm.
  11. Sorry this gift is pasta due.
  12. A life without noodles seems in-pasta-ble.
  13. I’m feeling saucy!
  14. Pasta la vista, baby.
  15. Sadly, they pasta way.
  16. How do I unlock it? There’s gnocchi hole in this door.
  17. I’m so gnocchi to have you.
  18. Just gnocchi it down and start over.
  19. I cannelloni try my best.
  20. Just knocking around.
  21. I’m laughing so hard I’m raveling on the floor.
  22. That low cut dress is so raveling.
  23. Heading to the big ziti!
  24. I’m a ziti slicker.
  25. About a scoop of sauce orzo should do.
  26. I ain’t alfredo no ghost!
  27. That is tortellini accurate.
  28. I’m not stroganoff to beat him.
  29. Legalize marinara.
  30. Noodles are part of my daily rotini.
  31. How ramentic!
  32. Come and spaghetti it.
  33. You Mac me smile.
  34. The past abilities are endless!
  35. I walked right pasta restaurant and didn’t even notice!
  36. Life is full of pasta-abilities.
  37. Can you pasta sauce please?
  38. This too shall pasta.
  39. You can’t Mac me!
  40. Pasta la vista, baby.
  41. Pasta than a speeding bullet.
  42. You are tortellini awesome.
  43. So you spaghettini older?
  44. I did it fusilli reasons.
  45. You’re so fusilli.
  46. Holy Cannelloni!
  47. I cannelloni laugh at my mistakes.
  48. That new guy looks cannelloni (kind of lonely).
  49. Hope you gnocchi how awesome you are.
  50. That fake noodle is an impasta!
Penne pasta with sun dried tomatoes and spinach.

Sauce Puns

  1. Don’t be saucy!
  2. I ain’t Alfredo no ghost.
  3. Everything is sauce-some.
  4. I refuse to reveal my sauces, it’s a secret.
  5. It’s me ver-sauce you.
  6. Tell us already! Stop keeping us in sauce-sense.
  7. That looks very sauce-spacious.
  8. This is one jar of sauce you might regret opening.

Pesto Puns

  1. You can have the pesto my spaghetti.
  2. The pesto’s yet to come.
  3. Dressed to im-presto.
  4. Stop being such a pest-o.
  5. It’s the pesto both worlds.
  6. This is my idea of going green.
  7. The pesto the worst.

Penne Puns

  1. Penne for your thoughts?
  2. If I had a penne for every time you said that, I’d be millionaire.
  3. I haven’t got a penne.
  4. It cost a pretty penne.
  5. A penne sassed is a penne earned.
  6. Their armor is I’m-penne-trable.

Noodle Puns

  1. Ramen to that!
  2. I’m a phonetic!
  3. I am tortellini in love with you.
  4. Look, a lambourguini!
  5. I’m such a hopeless ramen-tic.
  6. Noodles are part of my daily rotini.
  7. No need to be ravi-lovely, I’m here.
  8. I’m crazy pho noodles!
  9. I cannelloni do so much.
  10. Don’t make fusilli mistakes.
  11. That is tortellini awesome!
  12. Don’t judge me because udon know me.
  13. It cost a pretty pend.
  14. Girls just want to have pho!
  15. I cannelloni laugh at my mistakes.
  16. A penne saved is a penne earned.
  17. That made me laugh so hard I’m raveling on the floor.
  18. You and I are Ramen to be.
  19. Penne for your thoughts.
  20. Like unrinsed spaghetti, good friends stick together.
Spaghetti with tomatoes and hamburger.

Spaghetti Puns

  1. We’re all spaghettini older.
  2. Come and spigot it.
  3. Spaghetti out of my way!
  4. You just spaghetti it.
  5. Spaghetti out of my way!
  6. Pasta than the speed of sound.
  7. This is passably the best thing I’ve ever eaten!
  8. This too shall pasta.
  9. Now that we’re so early, how will we pasta time?
  10. You just spaghet-me!
  11. I get upset without my spaghetti.
  12. When a pasta gets sick, it ends up being a Mac n’ sneeze.
  13. The Italian man who invented pasta has pasta way, and now he’s a pizza history.
  14. I hate being around spaghetti because they are too saucy.
  15. Raviolis never get invited to hang out because they are a little square.
  16. I don’t have guilt pleasures, I have pasta-pleasures.
  17. Good friends are like spaghetti; their friendship last long and they always stick together.
  18. Eating too much of pasta can cause pasta-rhea.
  19. The relationship between pasta and the water is boiling all the time.
  20. Eating green sauce as a side with pasta is the pesto way to enjoy it.
  21. An impasto usually makes a dish of faked ziti.
  22. At haunted pasta houses, they usually serve. fettuccini afraid.
  23. The kind of pasta that always sticks to everything is called clinging.
  24. The most hilarious kind of pasta is called a chortellini.
  25. The usually dress code at any pasta convention usually includes a bowtie.
  26. When you are going through a rough patch, just have a bowl of pasta. Your troubles will all pasta way.
  27. A magical pasta who grants three wishes is called a fete-genie Alfredo.
  28. The aspect of a pasta that permits it to stab someone is called the penne trait.
  29. I cannoli shake my head and admire this amazing bowl of pasta.
  30. Hope you gnocchi how great this pasta is.
  31. The smallest type of pasta is a length of about a centimeter orzo.
  32. I asked my mother how much water is needed to make pasta. She said about a cup orzo.
  33. When I couldn’t reach for the pasta, I asked my dad to pasta bowl for me.
  34. I am a very old should because I like to surround myself with pasta people.
  35. The pasta maker couldn’t get into his apartment because he had gnocchi.
  36. We went pasta big roundabout, then all of a sudden, we were lost.
  37. The battle of spaghettisburg.
  38. Could you pasta sauce please?
  39. The boat pasta-oder the bridge.
  40. She’s dead, she pasta way.
  41. Spaghett hype.
  42. I get upset without my spaghetti.
  43. I’m not stroganoff to beat him.
  44. How do I unlock it? There’s gnocchi hole in this door.
  45. You Mac me smile.
  46. The pasta few days have been so warm.
  47. You pasta your test!
  48. Noodles are part of my daily rotini.
  49. I cannelloni do so much.
  50. Don’t judge me because udon know me.
  51. Girls just wanna have pho!
  52. You can hide from me but you cannot get pasta away from me.

Italian Food Puns

  1. I’m not stroganoff to beat him.
  2. Just gnocchi-ing around.
  3. I’m a ziti slicker.
  4. The pesto’s yet to come.
  5. You’re the Ravi-only one for me.
  6. About a cup orzo of water should do.
  7. I’m so gnocchi to have you.
  8. There’s a capellini-er but I think we’ll need to buy some more.
  9. A breath of fresca air.
Homemade fettuccine noodles and eggs and flour.

Pasta Jokes

Here’s a giant list of pasta jokes that are so funny!

  1. What do you call someone who impersonates a pasta chef? An impasta!
  2. What type of dish does an impasta make? Faked ziti!
  3. Did you hear that Sally ate three bowls of spaghetti? No, but I wouldn’t put it pasta!
  4. What do you get when you make a dish with marinara and alfredo sauce? The best of both pasta-bowl worlds!
  5. Why didn’t the ravioli get invited to hang out with the cool pastas? Because he was a little square!
  6. Did you hear about the pasta maker who followed in his father’s footsteps? It just goes to show that the apple doesn’t farfalle from the tree!
  7. The kind of pasta you never put on your face is a ziti!
  8. The pasta maker’s car made out of pasta got into an accident, and now it is al dente.
  9. When I went to Italy I had spent thousands of Euros on pasta. I have to say it was worth every penne.
  10. What do you call it when someone cries because their spaghetti is vegetarian? A meat bawl!
  11. Hey girl, are you a model? Because you look so raveling in this dress.
  12. What do you call a person who loves pasta genuinely? Linguine.
  13. How did the police solve the case of the stolen marinara sauce? They caught the thief red-handed!
  14. What type of pasta do they serve at the haunted house? Fettuccini afraid!
  15. Should Steve make the chicken parmigiana? No, ricotta make the lasagna!
  16. What do you call a plate of spaghetti that looks like blood and guts? Creepypasta!
  17. What kind of pasta sticks to everything? Clinguine!
  18. How small is the smallest type of pasta? It’s about a centimeter orzo!
  19. What kind of pasta does the pope eat? Holy macaroni!
  20. When you cross a pasta and a dog, you end up with a labranoodle.
  21. Why wouldn’t the woman eat at the pasta restaurant? The food cost a pretty pend.
  22. How much water should you use when you make pasta? About a cup orzo.
  23. Where does pasta go to dance? The meatball.
  24. How do you say goodbye to an Italian chef? Pasta la vista!
  25. What’s the most humorous kind of pasta? Chortellini!
  26. Why did everyone think the spaghetti was flirting? It was just a little too saucy!
  27. Why didn’t the fettuccine go out for Halloween? It was too Alfredo!
  28. Why couldn’t the man lift all three tons of pasta sauce? He wasn’t stroganoff!
  29. What’s the dress code at the past convention? Bowtie!
  30. What do you call a sick pasta! Mac n’ sneeze!
  31. How did the police solve the case of the stolen marinara sauce? They caught the thief red-handed!
  32. What kind of pasta does the pope eat? Holy macaroni!
  33. My sister bet me $15 that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen the look on her face as I drove pasta.

Write Your Own Puns!

Trying To Write Your Own Puns?

All you need to do is say a death word like sauce, pasta, penne, rotini, bowtie over and over a few times. Listen and try to think of other words they sound like.

Now, you can write your own clever pun like, “Pasta la vista!”

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Final Thoughts

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