227 Funny Cheese Puns And Jokes That Are Really Grate

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Looking for funny cheese puns and jokes? This is the best list. You’ll be laughing until your bleu in the face!

Don’t you think everything is better with cheese?? I know, I do.

I love to cook. Many of my favorite recipes have cheese in them.

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I also love to laugh. That’s why I’ve written so many posts about puns and jokes.

These puns are on the cheesy side, but I know you’ll love them.

You’re in for a gouda laugh!

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This is a cheese platter.  Cheese, figs, and crackers are on a cutting board.

Cheese Puns

Here are the best cheese puns!

  1. Life is cheddar with you.
  2. I’m feta up with it.
  3. Life is gouda with friends like you.
  4. Are you looking for brie?
  5. I’m nacho ordinary friend.
  6. You’re so grate!
  7. You’re looking sharp today.
  8. You make me happy every day, and I’m not just whey-ing that.
  9. I’m having a grate day with you.
  10. Life’s a brie-ze with you around.
  11. You’re the provolone that I want, oh oh oh honey.
  12. Let’s brie friends.
  13. I’m feeling so brie-ght when you’re near.
  14. I’m melting for you.
  15. Let the curds fall where they may.
  16. You’re the Monterey to my California.
  17. I’m having a gouda time with you.
  18. You’re the reason I’m feeling grate.
  19. You’re so gouda for my heart.
  20. I’m bleu without you by my side.
  21. I’m cheddar not be alone.
  22. You’re the brie-ghtest star in the sky.
  23. There’s nothing cheddar than this.
  24. I’m swiss-ting you so much!
  25. You’re the queso of my dreams.
  26. Hey soul swisster.
  27. You’re the one that melts my heart.
  28. Life’s a cheddar place with you in it.
  29. You’re the reason I believe in the power of cheese.
  30. That’s what cheese said.
  31. I’m feeling so gouda about our friendship.
  32. You’re the cream of the crop.
  33. That’s nacho problem.
  34. I’m not just buttering you up.
  35. I’m mozzarella in love with you all over again.
  36. Cheesy come and cheesy go.
  37. I’m whey too fond of you.
  38. I can’t brie-lieve how awesome you are.
  39. I’m cheddar-ing my love for you.
  40. Best queso scenerio.
  41. You’re the reason I smile. Curd you believe it?
  42. I’m whey too attached to you.
  43. You’re the Swiss army knife of my life. You’re ready for any situation.
  44. I’m bleu without you. You’re my cheese-ter.
  45. I’m so gouda at making cheesy puns.
  46. I think you’re the curd to my whey.
  47. I camembert to see you go.
  48. Swiss cheese is so holy. It’s considered a religious experience.
  49. When life gives you lemons, throw them back and ask for more cheese.
  50. Cheese is grate for any occasion.
  51. I think you’re really grate.
  52. You’re the brie-est.
  53. I’m mozzarella in love with you.
  54. I’m provolone. There’s no one here beside brie.
  55. I hope this will set your mind at cheese.
  56. That was a hole lot of fun.
  57. Parmesan-tly, you’re the best.
  58. Life is gouda when you have cheese.
  59. You’re so cheesy. I love it!
  60. I have a lot of cheese puns, but I’ll try to brie-f.
  61. Mind your own cheese wax.
  62. Just brie yourself.
  63. This pun is really cheesy, but it’s so gouda.
  64. Love is nacho everyday thing.
  65. Have a gouda day!
  66. Will you brie mine?
  67. You’re the mac to my cheese.
  68. Sweet dreams are made of cheese.
  69. This is really cheesy.
  70. Lay your curds on the table.
  71. You’re really grate.
  72. This party is so cheesy. It’s nacho average gathering.
  73. You’re as gouda as it gets.
  74. Enjoy the festivicheese.
  75. I’m so fondue you.
  76. I’m provo-lone without you.
  77. You’re the cream of the crop!
  78. Cheddar you than me.
  79. I’m feeling bleu without you.
  80. Life without cheese is like a pizza with no toppings.
  81. You’re so brie-autiful.
  82. You’re a-maize-ing like corn and cheese.
  83. I cheddar not imagine life without you.
  84. You’re the cheese to my macaroni.
  85. I’m not gouda it.
  86. I’m gouda to have a friend like you.
  87. Life is like a wheel of cheese. It’s full of holes.
  88. Take it cheesy.
  89. You’re the cheddar to my laughter.
  90. You’re so feta-mazing.
  91. We’ll have to agree to disabrie.
  92. I’m nacho average person. I’m nacho-cheese enthusiast.
  93. She’s cheesy on the eyes.
  94. You’re the parmesan to my pasta.
  95. You’re the reason I’m not a complete basket case.
  96. Ricotta get going now.
  97. I’m brie-lliant, but you’re even more so.
  98. In queso emergency, check here.
  99. You’re the queso my heart.
  100. Take the gouda with the bad.
  101. If looks curd kill.
  102. Who am I to disabrie?
  103. Life’s too short not to enjoy cheese puns.
  104. Let it brie.
  105. To brie or not to brie. That is the question.
  106. Talk curdy to me.
  107. You’re the gouda news I needed today.
  108. I’m swiss-piciously in love with you.
  109. What havarti you done?
  110. You’re the brie-lliant idea I’ve been waiting for.
  111. Working at the dairy can be grating.
  112. Praise Cheeses!
  113. I’m cheddar-ing my love for you with the world.
  114. You’re the reason I never feel bleu.
  115. Life is a lot cheddar when you’re around.
  116. I’ll take your curd for it.
  117. You’re the provolone that lights up my life.
  118. It’s nacho thing.
  119. I’m mozzarella-dly in love with you.
  120. You’re the Swiss to my fondue.
  121. Cheese Louise!
  122. Anything you can do, I can do feta.
  123. I can do anything feta than you.
  124. You’re the reason I’m always smiling, curd or not.
  125. I’m feeling so gouda today, thanks to you.
  126. You’re the brie-lliance in my day.
  127. Life is gouda, and so are you.
  128. Gouda luck!
  129. Do you think you’re feta than me?
  130. I’m very fondue you.
  131. You’re my arch nemeswiss
  132. I’m cheddar off with you in my life.
  133. This cheese pun is really aged to perfection.
  134. You’re a munster.
  135. Have a brie-lliant birthday!
  136. I’m swiss-piring to be more like you.
  137. You’re the cream of the crop, and I’m not just buttering you up.
  138. Do you brielieve in magic?
  139. I’m mozzarella-tively sure you’re the best.
  140. You’re the gouda-dship I cherish.
  141. To havarti and to hold forever.
  142. You have my curd.
  143. I camembert to lose you.
  144. I’m feta up with all these cheesy puns!
  145. It’s easier to ask for forgiveness than parmesan.
  146. The provolone ranger.
  147. Just kick it to the curd.
  148. Come to cheddar now.
  149. You’re the one who makes every day cheddarific.
  150. I’m cheddar to have met you.
  151. Little baby cheeses.
  152. Absence makes the heart grow fondue.
  153. I’m bleu without you. You’re my cheese-ter.
Swiss cheese and rye bread are on a cutting board.

Cheese Jokes

I know you’ll love these cheesy jokes!

  1. What kind of cheese is made backward? Edam.
  2. Why did the cheese go to the gym? Briecause it wanted to get shredded.
  3. What do you call a cheese that’s sad? Bleu cheese.
  4. Why did the cheese refuse to move? It was too Gouda to go.
  5. Cheese is like a good friend. It’s always there when you knead it.
  6. Why did the cheese go to the doctor? It was feeling a bit bleu.
  7. What do you call a monster made of cheese? Gorgonzilla.
  8. I don’t want to sound cheesy, but I think you’re grate!
  9. How do you organize a space party? You planet with Brie and Gouda friends.
  10. What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror? Hallou-mi.
  11. You’re so cheesy, you could be an extra in a nacho movie.
  12. What kind of cheese is your favorite? I can’t think of Jack.
  13. What do you call a singing cheese? A dairy-oke.
  14. Why did the cheese go to the art gallery? To get a little culture.
  15. What did the cheese say when it saw itself in the mirror? I’m so Gouda-looking!
  16. Why did the cheese go to therapy? It had too many emotional holes.
  17. What’s a cheese’s favorite horror movie? The Swiss-er.
  18. What’s a cheese’s favorite music? R and Brie.
  19. I’m trying to cut back on cheese, but it’s so gouda for my soul.
  20. Why did the cheese get in trouble with the law? It was caught dairy-ing.
  21. What’s a cheese’s favorite TV show? The Big Brie Theory.
  22. You’re the brie-est thing that ever happened to me.
  23. Did you hear about the cheese that joined a rock band? It was a real shredder.
  24. What did the cheese say when it won the lottery? I’m so grate-ful!
  25. Why don’t cheese ever play hide and seek? Because good cheese is always found.
  26. What’s a cheese’s favorite Beatles song? I Brie-hold.
  27. What type of cheese isn’t your cheese? Nacho cheese.
  28. Why was the piece of cheddar cheese blushing? Because it saw the salad dressing.
  29. Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion? There was nothing left but de-brie.
  30. How do you handle dangerous cheese? Caerphilly.
  31. What celebrities like cheese? Brieonce, Justin Brieber, Chloe Curdashian, Kate Mozzarella, and Paris Stilton.
  32. What’s a cheese lover’s favorite musician? Taylor Swiss.
  33. Where was cheese on the menu? It’s in the a la curd section.
  34. Did you hear about the cheese who meditated? It reached an inner piece.
  35. What’s a cheese’s favorite dance? The Limburger.
  36. What did the cheese grater do when it was sad? It went on a shopping brie.
  37. What’s a cheese’s favorite card game? Camembert of Hearts.
  38. Why did the cheese refuse to play cards with the deck? It was afraid of getting shredded.
  39. What’s a cheese’s favorite pickup line? Do you believe in love at first bite?
  40. Why did the big cheese break up with the macaroni? It thought it was too pasta-tive.
  41. Why did the cottage cheese bring a ladder to the party? It wanted to get on the top shelf.
  42. Did you hear about the piece of cheese who saved a baby? It was a real cheese hero.
  43. What’s a cheese’s favorite movie genre? Brie-fi.
  44. Why did the cheese go to the art exhibit? It wanted to see the cheese-us Christ painting.
  45. How do you make a cheese roll down the hill? You Feta push it.
  46. What did the cheese say when it crossed the road? I’m Gouda at this!
  47. What’s a cheese’s favorite Shakespeare play? Julius Cheese-ar.
  48. What did the cheese say when it won a gold medal? I’m so grate!
  49. Why did the cheese refuse to play hide and seek? It always gets caught.
  50. Why did the cheese bring a flashlight to the party? It wanted to look sharp.
  51. What’s a cheese’s favorite musical instrument? The brie-low.
  52. Did you hear about the cheese who won the lottery? It was a multi-million-dairy.
  53. What did the cheese say when it had a bad dream? I had a night-mare.
  54. What’s a cheese’s favorite social media platform? Insta-brie.
  55. How do you handle a cheesy situation? You try not to get too feta-up.
  56. What’s a cheese’s favorite place in the house? The dairy.
  57. Did you hear about the cheese that wrote a book? It was full of cheesy plot twists.
  58. How do you make a cheese toastie smile? Say cheese!
  59. Did you hear about the grilled cheese sandwich that loved to gamble? It always bet the cheddar.
  60. Why did the cheese go to therapy? It had too many emotional holes.
  61. What kind of music do cheese lovers listen to? R ‘n’ Brie.
  62. When the cheese factory exploded, there was nothing left but curds and whey.
  63. Have you heard about the cheese factory explosion? There was nothing left but de-brie.
  64. Did you hear about the muenster cheese that failed at school? It flunked its queso-tions.
  65. Why did the cheese blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.
  66. Did you hear about the cheese that opened a bakery? It was making a lot of dough.
  67. What’s a cheese lover’s favorite TV show? “Brie-king Bad.”
  68. Did you hear about the sharp cheddar cheese who won the lottery? It was a real jackpot.
  69. What was wrong with cheese’s shop? It’s hole business strategy crumbled.
  70. Why was the baby cheese cold? There was a light bries.
  71. Did you hear about the feta cheese that told jokes? It had a great sense of humor.
  72. What cheese do you use to disguise a small horse? Mascarpone.
  73. The cheese factory had an explosion, and the only thing left was shredded evidence.
  74. Did you hear about the cheese that couldn’t stop smiling? It was too edam happy.
This is a cheese and nut platter.  There are lots of different cheeses.  There's a green background.

How To Write Your Own Puns

Do you want to write your own puns? It’s easy!

All you need to do is say a gardening word like cheddar, block, shred, or cream over and over a few times. Listen and try to think of other words they sound like.

Now, you can write a pun like, “Cheese to meet you!” Have fun writing amazing puns!

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Final Thoughts

I hope you like these funniest cheese puns and funny cheese jokes as much as I do! Let me know what you think in the comments. Have a good day!

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