267 Funny Coffee Puns And Jokes To Mocca You Happy

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Looking for the best coffee puns? Here is the best list. They will have you laughing so hard. I know they will mocha you happy!

What’s the first thing you want when you wake up each morning? Coffee! And a lot of coffee for that matter.

If you’re a coffee lover, you’ve come to the right place.

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I’ve written tons of coffee puns and jokes to help you perk up! I know you’ll enjoy them just like your morning coffee.

I’ve also written posts about cold puns, winter puns, snow puns, bread puns, and ice cream puns. I know you’ll love those too!

Glass of coffee with a cream swirl on a black plate with a spoon.

Coffee Puns

I hope you love this list of coffee puns a latte!

  1. Espresso yourself!
  2. I love you a latte.
  3. You mocha me crazy.
  4. Don’t worry, bean happy.
  5. What’s brewin’?
  6. Where have you bean all my life?
  7. You’re the cream to my coffee.
  8. Take life one cup at a time.
  9. Don’t espresso your problems.
  10. Brew-tiful morning!
  11. Rise and grind.
  12. Sending you a whole latte love.
  13. Life begins after coffee.
  14. A yawn is a silent scream for coffee.
  15. Everything gets better with coffee.
  16. Coffee is my love language.
  17. We’re the perfect blend.
  18. Coffee first, adulting second.
  19. I’m a mug for puns.
  20. Coffee: because adulting is hard.
  21. I like my coffee how I like myself: strong and sweet.
  22. Sippin’ pretty.
  23. You’re steaming hot!
  24. It’s so brewtiful.
  25. It’s bean a great day.
  26. A latte love for coffee.
  27. Don’t espresso your feelings.
  28. Take it one sip at a time.
  29. Just brew it!
  30. I’ll love you until the bitter end.
  31. Cool beans!
  32. Life is brew-tiful.
  33. Mornings are for coffee and contemplation.
  34. Coffee is a hug in a mug.
  35. I like you a latte.
  36. Coffee and friends make the perfect blend.
  37. You are bean-utiful.
  38. You can’t espresso how much you mean to me.
  39. Mocha me happy!
  40. Espresso a little love today.
  41. Better latte than never.
  42. Coffee, because adulting is hard.
  43. Mornings are better with coffee.
  44. May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short.
  45. Coffee before talkie.
  46. Espresso your creativity.
  47. Coffee is a brewing art.
  48. Take life one sip at a time.
  49. Stay grounded.
  50. Coffee is a universal language.
  51. Have a brew-tiful day!
  52. Life is too short for bad coffee.
  53. Coffee: because it’s too early for wine.
  54. Grounds for celebration.
  55. Espresso your inner barista.
  56. I like my coffee like I like my Fridays: black and strong.
  57. Sip, sip, hooray!
  58. Don’t give a sip!
  59. A day without coffee is depresso.
  60. Hi hot stuff!
  61. Coffee is my daily grind.
  62. Brewing up some happiness.
  63. Espresso your love for coffee.
  64. Coffee is my liquid sanity.
  65. It warms my heart.
  66. Coffee and friends: the perfect blendship.
  67. Caffeine and dreams.
  68. That’s expressoly for you.
  69. Life begins after coffee.
  70. Mornings are a grind, but coffee helps.
  71. Latte da!
  72. You keep me grounded.
  73. Caffeine is my love language.
  74. Espresso your passion.
  75. Take a break, have some coffee.
  76. Coffee is the answer, no matter the question.
  77. Java nice day!
  78. Coffee is a hug in a mug, literally.
  79. Coffee: because Mondays happen every week.
  80. A cup of joe makes everything better.
  81. I like big mugs and I cannot lie.
  82. I can’t espresso how much you bean to me.
  83. I’ve got a latte problems.
  84. I am frappe if I am with you.
  85. Coffee is like a warm hug for your brain.
  86. Friends don’t let friends drink bad coffee.
  87. Life without coffee is depresso.
  88. Stay grounded, but reach for the stars.
  89. Coffee: the most important meal of the day.
  90. Latte love in a cup.
  91. It brings me bottomless joy.
  92. Cappuccino? More like happy-chino!
  93. You warm my heart.
  94. You’re brew-tiful just the way you are.
  95. Coffee is the fuel for champions.
  96. A yawn is a silent scream for coffee, or a nap.
  97. Procaffeinating: the tendency to not start anything until you’ve had coffee.
  98. Sippin’ on sunshine and coffee.
  99. Espresso yourself boldly!
  100. Brew can do it!
  101. We’re meant to bean together.
  102. Mocha me smile.
  103. Don’t run a ground.
  104. I’ve bean thinking about you.
  105. Fit to bean tied.
  106. Brewing up some magic.
  107. Don’t be latte!
  108. Coffee is my personal sunrise.
  109. Wake me up before you cocoa.
  110. Caffeine and kindness go hand in hand.
  111. Deja brew.
  112. Coffee and friends: a perfect blendship.
  113. Iced to meet you.
  114. Coffee: because adulting is hard and you deserve a treat.
  115. Java good laugh.
  116. I’m all about that mug life.
  117. I like my coffee how I like my mornings: sunny and strong.
  118. Don’t worry, be frappe.
  119. Life is short, enjoy your coffee.
  120. You mocha me happy.
  121. May your coffee be hot and your eyeliner be even.
  122. The grind is real.
  123. Coffee and kindness, brewed fresh daily.
  124. Java nice day.
  125. Coffee: it’s a hug in a mug.
  126. I like my coffee like I like my mornings, dark.
  127. Espresso yourself with confidence.
  128. Mornings are for coffee and contemplation, said every coffee lover.
  129. Sip, sip, hooray! It’s coffee time.
  130. Bean that as it may.
  131. Take a moment to smell the coffee.
  132. Grounds for celebration.
  133. Coffee is the best thing to doppio your mood.
  134. You’ll bean seeing me!
  135. Life is brew-tiful when you have coffee.
  136. Coffee is a language in itself.
  137. Sorry, I’m latte.
  138. I’m a mug for coffee.
  139. Stay espresso-tive!
  140. Frappe birthday to brew.
  141. Coffee: the ultimate multitasker.
  142. Latte art, latte heart.
  143. Take it one bean at a time.
  144. Coffee is my daily grind.
  145. I’ve bean missing you!
  146. Savor every sip.
  147. Espresso your gratitude.
  148. Friends don’t let friends drink bad coffee.
  149. Brew can do it!
  150. Caffeine and determination make a great team.
  151. You’re brewtiful.
  152. Coffee is my soulmate.
  153. Coffee is the key to my heart.
  154. Bean there, done that.
  155. Mugs and kisses please.
  156. May the force bean with you.
  157. Coffee is the best Monday motivator.
  158. You mocha my day.
  159. Mornings are for coffee and quiet moments.
  160. Coffee: a warm, delicious alternative to hating everybody.
  161. Sip happens.
  162. Coffee before talkie, always.
  163. You can’t espresso how much you mean to me.
  164. The daily grind.
  165. May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short.
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Coffee Jokes

I hope you love these hilarious jokes!

  1. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!
  2. How does a coffee bean say goodbye? Have a brewediful day!
  3. What’s a coffee’s favorite karaoke song? Hit Me With Your Best Shot.
  4. What did one coffee bean say to the other? You’re brew-tiful!
  5. How do you make a latte? You espresso yourself!
  6. Why did the coffee go to therapy? It had too many mugs to carry.
  7. What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room, because there’s no coffee!
  8. How do you organize a coffee party? You espresso yourself and hope it mocha everyone’s day!
  9. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!
  10. How does a coffee break up with its partner? Sorry, I don’t espresso myself well with you.
  11. Why don’t coffee beans ever get into arguments? Because they don’t want to espresso themselves in a heated debate!
  12. How do you know when you drink coffee too much? When you can thread a sewing machine while it’s running.
  13. What’s a coffee’s favorite movie genre? Suspense – it keeps them on the edge of their mugs!
  14. What’s a hipster’s favorite coffee place? The one you’ve never heard of.
  15. How do you make a coffee float? Add a scoop of ice cream and tell it a scary story!
  16. Why did the coffee file a police report against the donut? It felt dunked on!
  17. Why do coffee beans never get into fights? Because they don’t want to espresso themselves in a bad way!
  18. How does a coffee bean get to work? It takes the espresso lane!
  19. What’s a coffee’s favorite type of TV show? The ones with a latte drama!
  20. How does a coffee addict offer emotional support? It says, “I’m here to espresso my feelings.”
  21. What did the coffee say to the sugar? You make life sweet, but I keep it awake!
  22. Why did the coffee file a police report against the creamer? It felt like it was being whitewashed!
  23. How do you know your coffee is a musician? It always hits the right note!
  24. What’s a coffee’s favorite subject in school? History – it loves learning about the coffee grounds!
  25. How do coffee beans stay up all night studying? They pull an all-night-drip.
  26. What’s a coffee’s favorite type of bread? Espresso bread!
  27. How do you make a coffee nervous? Tell it to espresso itself in front of a large audience!
  28. Why did the coffee mug break up with the tea? It found someone a latte more stimulating!
  29. How do you make a coffee laugh? Tell it a moka-joke-a!
  30. What do you call two coffee mugs in love? A perfect blend!
  31. Why don’t coffee beans ever get into arguments? Because they like to espresso themselves in a civil manner.
  32. What’s a barista’s favorite morning mantra? Don’t worry, bean happy.
  33. What’s a coffee’s favorite place in the library? The “bean bag” chairs!
  34. How do you take your coffee to the beach? You “sandy” it up!
  35. What’s the best Beatles’ song? Latte Be.
  36. Why did the coffee apply for a job? It wanted to espresso its skills.
  37. How does a coffee bean say hello to a tea leaf? Sip-bye!
  38. What do you call a sad cup of coffee? Depresso.
  39. How do you know when your coffee is too hot? When it’s steamed up all the windows!
  40. Why did the coffee call 911? It saw a coffee filter!
  41. What do you call a cow who makes coffee? A moolatte!
  42. Decaf? No thanks, that’s just not my cup of tea.
  43. How do you make a coffee with a cold? Use a cough-ee filter.
  44. Why don’t coffee beans ever get tired? Because they get plenty of rest in the grounds.
  45. What’s a coffee’s favorite game show? Wheel of Caffeine.
  46. How does a coffee bean keep calm? It practices mindfulness. It’s all about bean in the moment.
  47. Why did the coffee file a lawsuit? It got roasted!
  48. How do coffee beans show affection? They espresso their love.
  49. What’s a coffee’s favorite social media platform? Instagram – it loves sharing latte art photos!
  50. How do you make a coffee burrito? With a drip wrap!
  51. What do you call coffee that’s not feeling well? A little under the weather.
  52. What do you call a group of musical coffee cups? A mugnificent ensemble.
  53. Why was the coffee cold at the party? Because it got mugged on the way there!
  54. How do you know your coffee is a superhero? It always saves the day!
  55. What’s a coffee’s favorite Shakespearean play? Bean-let!
  56. Why did the coffee bean feel out of place? Because it was the black sheep of the family.
  57. How do coffee beans show affection? They espresso their love in many ways.
  58. What’s a coffee’s favorite dance? The espresso shuffle.
  59. Why was the coffee anxious? Because it had too many grounds for concern.
  60. How do you keep a coffee warm in winter? You don’t – it’s always piping hot!
  61. What do you call a detective who solves coffee-related crimes? A mugvestigator.
  62. Why did the coffee file a police report against the sugar? It felt violated!
  63. How do you make a coffee feel good about itself? Compliment its brew-tiful aroma.
  64. What’s a coffee lovers’ favorite card game? Black Jack.
  65. Why was the coffee fighting? It wasn’t fighting. It had a strong debate.
  66. Why did the coffee date go well? Because they had a latte in common.
  67. How do you make a coffee laugh on a Monday morning? Tell it a mocha-ving joke.
  68. What’s a coffee’s favorite type of music? Jazz – it loves those smooth blends!
  69. How do you make a coffee stop gossiping? Remove its spill filter.
  70. What’s a coffee’s favorite sport? Mug wrestling!
  71. Why did the coffee go to therapy? It had too much bean on its mind.
  72. What’s a coffee’s favorite hobby? Espresso art!
  73. Why did the coffee call its lawyer? It was tired of being percolated!
  74. How does a coffee bean exercise? It practices mug-lates.
  75. What do you call coffee that’s not too strong? A wee-fee.
  76. Why don’t coffee beans ever get lost? Because they always stick together in a grounds crew.
  77. What’s a coffee’s favorite type of cookie? A mocha-chip cookie!
  78. How does coffee handle a breakup? It tries to espresso its feelings.
  79. Why don’t coffee beans ever get in trouble at school? Because they’re well-bean!
  80. What’s a coffee’s favorite film genre? A brew-tal drama.
  81. How does coffee show appreciation? It says, Thanks a latte!
  82. Why was the coffee feeling down? It was a little depresso.
  83. How do coffee beans flirt? They give a bean wink.
  84. What’s a coffee’s favorite kind of book? One that’s brewed to perfection!
  85. How do coffee beans stay cool? They chill out in the coffee maker.
  86. Why did the coffee file a police report on the creamer? It felt violated!
  87. What’s a coffee’s favorite gardening tool? A mug-cutter.
  88. How does a coffee bean make decisions? It weighs the pros and grounds.
  89. Why did the coffee file a complaint at work? It couldn’t espresso its ideas.
  90. What do you call a sad cup of coffee that’s also a lawyer? Depresso Espresso.
  91. Why was the coffee so good at making friends? It always brewed up conversation!
  92. How does coffee greet its friends? Hey there, brew-tiful!
  93. What’s coffee’s favorite vacation destination? Colombia, it’s a real brew-tiful place!
  94. How do coffee beans communicate? Through the coffee grounds.
  95. What did the coffee bean say to the chocolate chip? You make everything taste better!
  96. Why did the coffee file a complaint with HR? It felt like it was being used as a mug!
  97. How does a coffee bean stay organized? It uses a bean counter.
  98. What’s coffee’s favorite type of humor? Punny jokes, it loves a good cold brew.
  99. How does coffee motivate itself in the morning? It says, I can espresso myself better today!
  100. What’s a coffee’s favorite game at the carnival? Bean bag toss!
  101. What kind of coffee does an IT guy drink? Java.
  102. What do wizards say when they use their French press coffee maker? Espresso patronum.
  103. How did the iced coffee propose to the tea? With a mug-nificent diamond ring!
Three people holding cups of coffee together.

How To Write Your Own Puns

Want to write your own puns? It’s easy!

All you need to do is say a coffee word like beans, java, Joe, or frappe over and over a few times. Listen and try to think of other words they sound like.

Now, you can write the best coffee puns like, “I love you a latte!” Have fun writing amazing puns!

How do you call a coffee lover?

You call a coffee lover a coffee aficionado, coffeeholic, or coffee addict. You should call them on the phone a latte!

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Final Thoughts

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