185 Best Ice Cream Puns And Jokes That Make You Melt

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Looking for the best ice cream puns and jokes? These gelato puns are so cool they’ll have you melting for more!

Ice cream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream puns!

I love ice cream! I. LOVE. IT! If I was stranded on a desert island and could only have one thing, it would be ice cream.

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It’s my favorite food in the world. A few years ago, I went to France and the gelato was incredible!

Here are a bunch of puns and jokes to use the next time you go to an ice cream parlor. They are so cool, they’ll have you melting for more!

Three colorful gelato cones!

Ice Cream Puns

  1. Ice cream because you are driving me crazy.
  2. When someone asks me if I love ice cream, I answer, “You sherbet I do!”
  3. Ice cream, because I’m so excited about this ice cream.
  4. Hey ice cream, wanna spoon?
  5. An ice cream lover’s favorite sound is ‘Manic sundae’ by ‘The Bangles’.
  6. Did you hear the scoop?
  7. So shorty, it’s sherbet day.
  8. When people dessert you, eat ice cream.
  9. Do I love ice cream? You sherbet I do!
  10. You make me melt.
  11. It’s cool spending time with you.
  12. The coolest day of the week is Sundae.
  13. You got served! (soft serve)
  14. I learned how to make ice cream dishes in my Sundae School.
  15. You make me melt.
  16. I’ll stop the world and melt with you.”
  17. I hope you are having gelato fun on your birthday.
  18. Some people are worth melting for.
  19. What’s the scoop?
  20. I melt with you.
  21. My friends are the sweetest.
  22. Making this ice cream dish will take up gelato my time.
  23. Anything is popsicle.
  24. Get here as soon as popsicle.
  25. Snap, crackle, pop-sicle.
  26. Hey ice cream, wanna spoon?
  27. Things are about to pop-sicle off.
  28. Cone-gratulations!
  29. I don’t cone-done that behavior.
  30. If you want to become successful in the ice cream business, do not go sweeting the small stuff.
  31. Game of Cones is the best show ever.
  32. I love you un-cone-ditionally.
  33. Anything is popsicle if you just eat ice cream and believe in yourself.
  34. Losing cone-trol.
  35. You need to reach as soon as popsicle before the ice cream melts.
  36. My cone worst enemy.
  37. I wouldn’t cream of it!
  38. When ice cream makers pass away, they are usually buried in creametries.
  39. My one and cone-ly.
  40. Mint ice creams are usually found hanging out in casinos chips.
  41. You cone do it!
  42. Just another manic sundae.
  43. I just wanted to say cone-gratulations on winning the ice cream eating contest.
  44. Sundae Funday.
  45. I lose cone-trol when I eat ice cream.
  46. Sundae is my favorite day of the week.
  47. My cone worst enemy is weight gain after eating a bucket of ice cream.
  48. Sundae School
  49. Hope your birthday is gelato fun.
  50. I would buy all the ice cream in the world if I won the gelato-ry (lottery).
  51. This is going to take up gelato my time.
  52. No need to have Breyer’s remorse after buying ice cream.
  53. You are Legendairy
  54. You should always sweet treat yourself.
  55. The popsicle said to his sonsicle, “Stick with me, little one.”
  56. When the popsicle got given to a lawyer he said, “I guess I just got served!”
  57. Treat yo’self.
  58. Nobody likes inviting ice cream cone to parties because they are a drip.
  59. Livin’ the cream.
  60. If you want to motivate an ice cream lover, just say, “You cone do it!”
  61. Be part of the cream team.
  62. A fight amongst ice cream parents about their kids is known as a custardy battle.
  63. You’re the cream of the crop.
  64. If you want to be cool, eat ice cream.
  65. Life is sweet.
  66. Jokes about ice cream are usually the cone-iest buy very sweet too.
  67. Ice cream parents like to play flavorites.
  68. The only flavor of ice cream that is late for everything is choco-late.
  69. I just love to eat ice cream a waffle lot.
  70. My friends are the sweetest.
  71. A deer’s favorite ice cream flavor is Chocolate Chip Cookie Doe.
  72. Hey, sweet thang!
  73. You should be living the cream.
  74. When the ice cream because a son, he became a pop-sicle.
  75. Be cool.
  76. Lately I’ve been feeling so cool, top to the bottom, just cool.
  77. I think eating ice cream makes me waffle-y cute.
  78. You’re the coolest pop.
  79. I’m taking an umbrella when I go get ice cream because there will be a chance of sprinkles.
  80. I can see your halo!
  81. I cannot imagine a day without ice cream. It is un-cone-stitutional.
  82. Halo darkness, my old friend.
  83. A hairy animal blended into an ice cream is called a McFurry.
  84. Halo from the other side.
  85. Today’s forecast is sunny with a chance of sprinkles.
  86. Just a little sprinkle today.
  87. The kind of ice cream that electricians love to eat is Shock A Lot.
  88. How cold? Ice cold!
  89. Astronauts usually love eating their ice cream on floats.
  90. Cold as ice.
  91. My day just got sprinkled with love.
  92. A rapper working at Cold Stone should be called Scoop Dogg.
  93. I love ice cream a waffle lot.
  94. My ice cream and I are waffle-y cute.
  95. Today’s forecast is sunny with a chance of sprinkles.
  96. Ice cream lovers usually dance to the song “Watch Me Whip”.
  97. Be chill.
  98. I love ice cream so cherry much!
  99. When the circumference of a bowl of ice cream is divided by its diameter, you end up with a Pi A’la Mode.
  100. Everyone likes to have ice cream over at their party because they are cool.
  101. Ice cream cones make the best journalists because they always get the scoop.
  102. Chillin’ like a villain, from the flo to the ceilin’.
  103. An ice cream’s favorite breed of dog is a dashchundae.
  104. Netflix and chill.
  105. The ice cream truck broke down because of the rocky road.
  106. Popsicles are the snobbiest of all ice creams. They have a stick up their back.
  107. Watch me whip.
  108. My ice cream and I are waffle-y cute.
  109. The ice screamed because the banana split.
  110. Ice cream cones as parents are just big softies.
  111. Now, watch me drip.
  112. I’ve already had one ice cream today, so this is my secondairy.
  113. I wrote my dessert-ation on ice cream puns.
  114. Some ice cream puns are rich, others are nutty, but all of them are sweet.
  115. I’m skipping dinner and getting straight to the pint.
  116. Having my own ice cream shop is a real cream come true.
  117. Did you hear the ice cream bandit? He’s one smooth cream-inal.
  118. My relationship with ice cream is unhealthy because it’s so cold.
  119. I was able to explain taxes to my kids by eating 38 percent of their ice cream.
  120. A balanced diet is an ice cream in each hand.
  121. Hurry! The dessert parade is starting, and I don’t want to miss the ice cream float.
Blue ice cream with sprinkles in a sugar cone with a yellow background.

Ice Cream Flavor Puns

  1. I love all types of ice cream. I don’t play flavorites.
  2. You are simply the sweetest.
  3. You can never have Breyer’s remorse after purchasing a lot of ice cream.
  4. Mint ice cream must be good at poker because it has so many chips.
  5. A deer’s favorite ice cream flavor is cookie doe.
  6. You and I are mint to be.
  7. I love you Strawberry much!
  8. Dracula’s favorite ice cream flavor is vein-illa.
  9. Life is not a rocky road when I’m with you.
  10. And an electrician’s favorite flavor is shock-o-late.
  11. If you’re feeling down, eating ice cream will help rum raisin your spirits.
  12. I’m totally nuts about you.
  13. The ice cream truck blew a tire driving down the rocky road.
  14. I’m insecure about my favorite ice cream flavor. Call it my Neapolitan Complex.
  15. I like ice cream strawberry much.

Ice Cream Brand Puns

  1. No one ever felt Breyer’s remorse after purchasing ice cream.
  2. Ben and Jerry are partners in cream.
  3. One thing every kind of ice cream loves to do is chill.
  4. A pig’s favorite ice cream brand is Hoggin Daz.
  5. Learn to share and stop Haagen-da ice cream.
  6. Eating large quantities of ice cream is my hidden Talenti.
  7. I can’t quit ice cream cold Turkey Hill!
  8. A thief broke into the ice cream shop and stole all the 31 flavors. It was a Baskin-Robbery.
  9. Once the ice cream princess married her prince, she because a Dairy Queen.

Ice Cream Jokes

  1. Hey Ernie, would you like some ice cream? Sure, Bert
  2. How does Reese eat her ice cream? Witherspoon
  3. What does a Texan say every time he orders pie? Remember the a la mode!
  4. What’s an ice cream’s favorite fictional character? Jon Snowcone.

Gelato Puns

  1. I would go to Italy and eat ice cream if I won the gelato-ry.
  2. What’s the name of that dessert with espresso poured over gelato? Because affogato.

Gelato Jokes

  1. Why did the American prepare peach gelato? To demonstrate his right to freeze peach.
  2. Took my girlfriend to the ice cream factory and she fell into the gelato machine. She’s a sore bae now.
  3. What did ice cream say to the penguin? Carry me away into Antarctica before the summer melts me.
  4. Why did the Teddy bear say no to ice cream? Because he was stuffed.
  5. Walking down the road last night, I passed an apple pie, an ice cream sundae, and a lemon cheesecake. I thought “The streets are strangely desserted tonight.”
  6. What did the newspaper say to the ice cream? What’s the scoop?
  7. Why do ice cream cones make such bad athletes? They always get licked.
  8. Do you want to get a sundae? No, thanks, it’s only Thursday.
  9. What happened when rockers couldn’t get their favorite dessert? Rage against the broken ice cream machine.
  10. What do you get from an Alaskan cow? Ice cream.
  11. Why does everyone invite ice cream to the party? It’s cool.
  12. I got fired from my job at Dairy Queen because I refused to work on sundaes.
  13. Knock Knock! Who’s there? Ice cream. Who? Ice cream if you throw me in the cold, cold water.
  14. What did the ice cream cone write on his Valentine card? You make me melt.
  15. Why did the ice cream truck break down? Because of the Rocky Road.
  16. What’s Dracula’s favorite ice cream flavor? Veinilla.
  17. Why is ice cream so bad at tennis? They have a soft serve.
  18. I tried looking up ice cream puns on the internet, but then my browser froze.
Pink ice cream is in a glass goblet with three silver spoons trying to get a bite while listening to gelato puns.

Ice Cream Sundae Puns

  1. I got out of the ice cream business. I just didn’t like working on sundaes.
  2. That ice cream truck is moving so slowly. What a sundae driver!
  3. I know a lot about ice cream. I spent years in sundae school.

Ice Cream Topping Puns

  1. I think ice cream is better with toppings. Am I right or am I meringue?
  2. I always ring an umbrella when I go get ice cream, just in case there are sprinkles.
  3. I wonder what the world’s biggest ice cream is, and I’d like to see somebody top that.

Ice Cream Cone Puns

  1. Ice cream cones make for great journalists because they always get the scoop.
  2. But ice cream cones make for terrible athletes because they always get licked.
  3. Thankfully the Supreme Court ruled the ice cream ban un-cone-stituational.
  4. That ice cream is so overpriced. They guy selling it is a real cone artist.

Soft Serve Puns

  1. I’m such a softie for ice cream.
  2. Ice creams are bad at tennis because they have a soft serve.
  3. I’ve got a soft spot for soft serve.
  4. I don’t de-serve you.
  5. The ice cream had to go to court after it got soft served.

Write Your Own Puns

Do you want to write your own puns? It’s easy! Let me tell you how.

Just say an ice cream word like cone, ice, cream, dairy, cold, and milk over and over a few times.

Listen and try to think of other words they sound like.

Now you’re ready to write your own amazing ice cream puns!

Someone is holding two scoops of ice cream in a sugar cone.

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