151 Best Sound Puns And Jokes For Kids!

Are you looking for funny sound puns and jokes? This list of 151 sound puns and jokes is the beat you’ll find!

Oh, snap! Having a good sense of humor is so important! These clever puns and funny jokes will pop you dead in your tracks!

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Sound Puns

I know you’ll get a toot out of these puns!

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Get toot of here!
Plop dead in my tracks.
Will you rise to the beep?
Toot in next time for the funniest sound puns.
Ping someone’s praises.
Toot infinity and beyond!
The poor ting!
You’re squish is my command.
Hit the sound running.
We sound love.
I squish I may, I squish I might.
Ping from the same hymnbook.
Plop short of nothing.
Have a nice bleep!
Pop at nothing.
Squishful thinking.
An albatross sound his neck.
Sound robin.
Good pings come to those who wait.
As you squish.
Stop that clatter!
One pop shop.
All pings considered.
Hark! The Herald Angels Ping!
Sounds about right.
Can’t plop the feeling!
Raze to the sound.
Go sound sand.
Once you plop, you just can’t stop!
Plop someone’s cherry.
Sound of flesh.
A mind is a terrible ping to waste.
Sound sterling.
Plop the question.
Oh snap!
A million and one pings.
Is this a girl ping or a guy ping?
Plop it or I’m telling Mom!
Squish upon a star.
Pull out all the pops.
Sound footage.
First pings first.
Sound sign.
Beep tight. Don’t let the bedbugs bite.
Sound healing.
Plop goes the weasel.
He’s awfully crash don’t you think?
I wouldn’t squish something like that on my worst enemy!
New Sound Glory.
Find out a ping or two.
Mom and plop.
If you want someping done well, do it yourself.
Sound off.
Rumble into bed.
Couldn’t plop a pig in a passage.
Pop, look, and listen.
Take pings one ping at a time.
The buck plops here.
One man’s splash is another man’s treasure.
Snap, crackle, and plop!
The Sound of the Baskervilles.
Tick one’s nose in where it’s not wanted.
Take a rumble.
He who beeps forgets his hunger.
Tick it to them!
I’ve got to go home and get my beauty beep.
You’ve got another ping coming!
Sound of applause.
Squish list.
Can’t pop this feeling!
One hour beep before midnight is worth two after.
Take out the splash.
Plop the music! Hold everything!
Year-sound school.
This is nothing to lose beep over.
Rough and rumble.
Sound loop.
The Fox and the Sound.
Sound Zero.
Get hold of the wrong end of the tick!
Plop on a dime.
Tick to your guns!
One Sound.
Ring Magazine Sound for Sound.
I will plop at nothing!
Wrong end of the tick.
Russian Sound Forces.
The frozen sound.
If you throw enough dirt, some of it will tick.
Sound dog.
I still haven’t sound what I’m looking for.
Knights of the sound table.
You spin me sound.
FedEx sound.
Sound cake.
Long way sound.
Are pings getting you down?
Let’s give it a whirr!
Sound window.
Walk softly and carry a big tick!
Pop pulling my leg.
Can’t plop the music in me!
Be careful what you squish for.
Homeward sound.
Squish you were here.
Square peg in a sound hole.
I’ve never heard of such a ping!
You sound me.
As thin as a tick.
A little knowledge is a terrible ping.
I finally sound someone.
Best squishes!
Some people don’t know when to pop!
Let’s blow this plop stand!
I sound a reason.
Your eyes nearly plop out of your head.
Have a plop at something.
How to disappear completely and never be sound.

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Sound Jokes

Are you ready for the best sound jokes?! Here they come!

Any word on the sound bug? I haven’t heard anything.
If you play guitar and want to know the secret to making it sound better…stay tuned.
I bought the record “Sounds That Wasps Make” at the charity shop the other day. I took it home and it sounded nothing like wasps. That’s when I realized I was playing the Bee side.
I hate the word “Xenophobia”. It sounds so….foreign.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? Carrot!
My dog was sitting on top of some sound equipment. It was a subwoofer.
What sound does a tree make? It barks.
What sound is made when a piano is dropped on a person? B-flat.
I tied to come up with a pun about carpentry, but it’s harder than it sounds. Almost nothing wood work.
If I miss your call, I’ll ding you next time.
What sound does Marie Kondo’s peg frog make? Rid-v-it….rid-v-it.
What do clumsy beatboxers sound like? Oops oops oops oops oops oops oops oops
Never tell a sound technician how they are doing their job. They hate feedback.
I have a Polish friend who’s a sound technician. And a Czech one too. And a Czech one too.
What sound does an aircraft make when it hits the ground? Boeing
What’s another words for strange sounds? Odd-io
I was looking for the sound track to Mortal Kombat, but all I could find was a bunch of Finnish Hymns.
What sound does a witches car make? Broom Broom.
What’s made of leather and sounds like a sneeze? A shoes…
I bought an owl that produces pasta from its mouth when it makes a sound. I got it at a carb hoot sale.
The sound from a musician on stage bounces off the auditorium walls to surround the audience. The sound from a pigeon on stage does not do this because of a coo sticks.
You might think being injected with antivirus sounds boring, but it’s really quite vaccinating.
Wife (madly tapping at phone): My sound is not working. Me (a seasoned dad): I can hear you just fine.
If pronouncing all my “V”s like “V”s, makes me sound Russian…Then Soviet.
What’s the sound an England drum set makes? Bri-tish.
Do you know what it sounds like when a whale cries? Blubber, blubber, blubber, blubber!
What does a phaser sound like in church? Pew pew pew.
My friend makes a living off of being the sound of a clock. Her actual words were, “I’m a tiktoker,” but I knew what she meant.
Downloaded the movie “Titanic” for the family to watch tonight. Annoyingly video and sound has come across in separate files. It’s syncing right now.
Light travels faster than sound. That’s why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
What is a cow’s favorite movie? The sound of Moooosic.
Hey God what are you making? Just a wooden stick that lights on fire. Sounds like a match made in Heaven.
What do you call a friendly noise? A sound wave.

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Music Jokes

Music jokes are the beat!

What is the musical part of a snake? The scales.
What do you get if you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician? A yam session.
What type of music are balloons afraid of? Pop music.
Where did the music teacher leave her keys? In the piano.
Me and my friends are in a band called “Duvet”. We’re a cover band.
Which composer likes tea the most? Chai-kovsky.
How did the turkey win the talent show? With his drum-sticks.
Someone keyed the music teacher’s car. For-tune-ately, the damage seems to B minor.
What’s an avocado’s favorite music? Guac ‘n Roll
What do you call an elf that sings? A wrapper.
What’s a golf club’s favorite type of music? Swing
Why was music coming fro the printer The paper was jamming.
Why is a piano so hard to open? Because the keys are on the inside.
What did the robbers take from music store? The lute.
Want to hear a joke about staccato? Never mind, it’s too short!
How do you fix a broken tuba? With a tuba glue.
What do you call clean music? A soap opera!
How are trumpets and pirates a like? They both murder in the high C’s!
What’s a cat’s favorite subject in school? MEWsic.
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra? Thank you for every ting.