150 Best Movie Theater Puns And Cinema Jokes!

Looking for the best movie theater puns and funny jokes? Here’s a list of the best 150 that kids and adults are sure to love!

Ah, the overpowering smell of popcorn the second you open the theater doors…Amazing, isn’t it?!

I LOVE seeing movies at the theater! It’s so much better than watching them at home. One day, I want to have a home theater where I can watch movies to my hearts content.

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Until I have my own home theater, you’ll be scening me at the movie theater!

As much as I love going to the movie theater, I also love puns and jokes. So, it doesn’t get any better when you put movie theater puns and jokes together!

I’ve made the biggest list of all kinds of theater, cinema, theatre, popcorn puns and popcorn jokes just for you. Wether you’re a movie star, a movie fan, work in the film industry, or are a theatre owner, these are perfect for your next movie night.

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So without further ado, here are my favorite puns and jokes. Grab a large bag of popcorn, a couple of friends, a great movie, and enjoy!

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Movie Theater Puns

Are you ready to laugh? Hold on to your pops!

Pop dead in your tracks!
That’s soda licious!
Pop at nothing.
I soda know what I’m doing.
One pop shop.
Can’t pop this feeling!
Pop it or I’m telling Mom!
I’ll be scening you later.
I soda love it, soda don’t.
Pull out all the pops.
Scene you later!
Show ya later!
Pop, look, and listen.
Show down! You’re going to fast!
The buck pops here.
Pop the music, hold everything!
I’ll be scening you in all the old familiar places.
You have to scene it to believe it.
Soda you want to go?
Pop pulling my leg.
Let’s blow this popcorn stand!
Scene you on the flip side.
Pop short at nothing.
Have a popcorn at something!

Movie Theater Jokes

Make sure to grab some popcorn, because here come a few corny jokes!

They’re making a movie about clocks. It’s about time.
The vanilla cream bun went to the cinema again but this time with the chocolate cream bun. However, the chocolate cream bun cried but not the vanilla cream bun…Why? Cause the buns have different fillings.
Why did the banana like the movie? Because it was apeeling.
Why couldn’t the 11 year old watch the pirate movie? Because it was rated RRRRGGGG.
What sort of movies do cows like to watch? Mooosicals.
A good few months ago, my dad and I were at the theatre watching “The Hobbit Part 2: The Desolation of Smaug”. As the movie finished and Smaug flew towards Laketown, my dad said loudly, “Well, this is really dragon on”. I groaned.
What are cats and dogs’ favorite story and movie? Romeow and Drooliet!
What did the atom say to the other atom? Did you see the new Tron movie?
Has anyone seen the new movie that’s playing in all the theaters? It’s called “CLOSED”.
A pig and a horse walk into a movie theater. The horse didn’t feel like buying popcorn so he brought some hay. A theater employee saw him and said, “Are you sneaking outside food into the theater?” The horse said “nay”. The pig squealed.
I asked the movie theater attendant for one admission. He said he liked wearing his wife’s shoes when she wasn’t home.
I wanted to go see a theater piece comprised of puns…especially when I realized it was a play on words.
Have you tried the concessions at the movie theater? They’re soda licious!
The business man opened a shadow puppet theater that should make a fortune! But that’s just projected figures.
What did the thief steal on the theatre’s opening night? The spotlight.
What’s a nut’s favorite scary movie? The Creature from the Black Legume.
Coming soon to a theater near you: The thrilling tale of a man who ate biographical books instead of turkey on Thanksgiving. Baste on a true story.
Abe Lincoln was shot in the Ford theater. Wouldn’t have happened in a Chevy.
Someone forced me to watch a horror movie about clowns by punching me all the way to the cinema. They beat me to IT.
Why doesn’t the skeleton go to the theater? Because he has nobody to go with.
Shakespeare was hired by a theater to tend patrons’ horses. How did Shakespeare learn all about his new employer? During its on-boarding process.
Theater sign: It’s all fun and games until someone ends up in a cast.
I gave someone directions to a theater today. I guess I am a movie director now.
As we were leaving for the theater today my husband says, “Alright, this is the Last Jedi movie I’m seeing”…We don’t even have kids.
Every single time we go to the movies and the theater is practically empty. “Aw man all the good seats are taken!”
A thief walks into a theater production about puns! You know…like a play on words.
What’s an orphans favorite movie? Home Alone.
We should’ve guessed the failed postman wouldn’t be any better at delivering his acting lines.
The skeleton would love to see the latest horror flick, but he just doesn’t have the guts for it.
I watched a movie about bones. It was a spine-tickler.
A blonde rushes to the ticket counter for a showing of Legally Blonde, but the cashier reminds her she just bought a ticket less than a minute ago. She says, “I know, but some idiot just tore it in half as I was about to enter.”
What’s Saturn’s favorite movie? Lord of the Rings.
Why did the penguin enter the theatre? He wanted to go into snow business.
So a cinematographer, writer, and production designer walk into a bar…and the director takes all the credit.
There’s a movie about constipation. It hasn’t come out yet.
What’s a bird’s favorite movie? The Parrots of the Caribbean.
Who is not allowed to watch PG movies? Orphans.
It may just be a stage I’m going through, but I sure do love the trapdoors on set.
My buddy was cast in Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs, but he was still angry because he wasn’t Happy.
Why didn’t Iron Man attend the opening of “The Man In The Iron Mask”? He was afraid he’s steel the show.
I’m coming out of the closet to tell everyone I was just hired as a seamstress for the theatre. If you don’t focus on learning you lines for the production, I shutter to imagine what the reviewers will snap about.
A man walks up to the ticket counter at a movie theater with his family movie…”Four tickets for that Star Wars movie.” “Solo?” “No, I said ‘four’ tickets.”
I read an amazing book about how to get into a movie theatre without paying. Naturally, I looked the author up to read more. Sadly, the next book was an autobiography about spending several years in prison.
I’m still shocked about the streaker at the movie theater. It was a private showing.
Why did the Lord of the Rings author get kicked out of the movie theater? He was Tolkien all the way through.
Horror movies don’t scare me. 5 missed calls from my mom scares me.
I went to the cinema to see a film about truck drivers. I wasn’t for me though. There were too many trailers.
In a movie theater crowd watches a movie. During funny moments only one person laughs. Confusingly, he turns around and explains, “Sorry, I haven’t seen the trailer.”
“Doctor, my wife is secretly a movie theater!” “I think you’re just projecting.”
I saw “Sonic The Hedgehog” at the movie theater…The only problem with it was that it ended too ‘fast’.
Why did eighteen blonde women go to the movie theater? It said under 17 not permitted.
Don’t theater jokes always seem so staged?
Building a good makeup design always starts with a good foundation.
I went to the movie theater, and that said it was $6 for adults and $4 for children. So I said, “Alright, then give me two boys and a girl.”
We should’ve guessed the failed postman wouldn’t be any better at delivering his acting lines.
It turns out “FIRE!” isn’t the worst thing you can yell out in a crowded movie theater. It’s Bruce Willis is dead!
My local movie theater has Avengers movie tickets on sale. They’re half off.
What did Usher say when he started working at the movie theater? These are my concessions.
How unaware does someone have to be to not realize how loud their baby is in a movie theater? I can barely hear the person on the other end of the line!
A group of people were yelling at me in the movie theater. It got so loud I had to take my phone call outside.
Did you hear about the blondes who were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater? They were waiting for “Closed For The Winter” to start.
What’s an orphan’s favorite Spiderman movie? Spiderman No Way Home
My grandfather looked at the Titanic and knew that it would sink. He kept on saying it but no one listened to him. He kept on repeating it till he got kicked out of the movie theater.
What has 4 thumbs and pretends to be an adult at a movie theater? Dis guise!
A man went to the movie theater’s ticket window a second time and said, “One more.” “For The Hobbit?” the ticket vendor asked. “No,” the man replied, “That’s my girlfriend.”

Cinema Jokes

What do you call a cow at the cinema? A mooovie fan.
My buddy just lost his job at a cinema that only shows Pixar films. He forgot to show Up.
Why did someone lose their job at the Pixar cinema? They forgot to show Up!
A plain bun and a vanilla cream bun goes to the cinema. During the sad movie, the vanilla cream bun cried while the plain bun did not…Why? Cause the vanilla cream bun had fillings.
My wife used to be a cinema usherette. I didn’t know until our wedding day when she walked down the aisle backwards.
Guy who owns the local cinema has died. His funeral is on Monday at 12:10, 14:20, and 18:40.
People often ask me how I smuggle so much chocolate into the cinemas…Well, I have a few Twix up my sleeve!
A guy asked me if I did work as the person who looks after the film’s as they ran at the cinema. I told him no, he was just projecting.
The other day I looked down on a cinema filled with fish fingers. It was a birds eye vue.
Remake of Alien coming to cinemas near you!
I guess you could call it a cinema ticket…But I think it should be called a Tenet-see agreement.
People always ask me how I sneak chocolate into the cinema. Well…I’ve got a few twix up my sleeve.
They want to open a floating cinema in Paris with drive-in boats. I just think that’s in Seine.
So happy you popped.
I don’t like to talk about my years spent working as a cinema usher. I was in a dark place at the time.
Got kicked out of the cinema today just because I took my own food! My argument was the prices they charge there are outrageous, and besides I haven’t had a barbecue for ages…
When blondes go to the cinema to watch a comedy, they always sit on the last row. Why? He who laughs last, laughs better.
I hate it when people talk and eat loudly in the cinema. I’m trying to film a movie here!
If I had a dollar every time a customer complained about the price of cinema food. I could almost afford a small popcorn.
What time is Thor on in the cinema? Thor Thirty.
Our local cinema is putting on a screening of the new James Bond film especially for dyslexics. Respect.
I got thrown out of the cinema for throwing popcorn at the back of people’s heads. I also lost my job behind the popcorn counter.
An elderly couple are at the cinema. About halfway through the film, the wife leans over and says to her husband, “I just let out a silent fart. What should I do?” He replies, “You should put a new battery in your hearing aid.”

Popcorn Jokes

Tip for the day: Don’t try to sneak popcorn in the movie theater. They’ll never let you use their microwave.
I always try to show my appreciation for the people at the movie theater who sell me my popcorn, soda, candy, etc. After all, these people make a lot of concessions at work.
I got fined $50 for sneaking popcorn and a drink into the movie theater. It’s okay thought, it still saved me money.
A guy was throwing popcorn at the back of my head in the cinema. I turned around and said, “You and me, when this film finishes, let’s sort this out.” He said, “Alright.” And then, when it was over, we cleared away all the popcorn lie respectable men.

A girl is sitting in a movie theater biting her nails listening to some puns and jokes.

Funny Theatre Puns and Jokes

These puns are thick, like movie theatre butter!

Never date a Theatre person…Way too much Drama.
I keep looking at our upstage platform that is designed with only a ladder for access. It’s just so hard not to stair.
I went to a theatre performance done on a bunch of dictionaries the other day…It was a play on words.
My theatre group is writing a sci-fi thriller about classical musicians. I’ll be Bach.
I just got fired from my theatre job. I guess I should’ve made a bigger scene about it.
Why do poltergeists love haunting old theaters? Because they can’t wait to boo the performers.
A classically trained theatre performer just became a spy. I guess you could say they perform… thespionage.
I had a job directing an elementary school theater production. It wasn’t hard work, after all, it was just child’s play.
You know why theater people say “break a leg” instead of good luck? Because if you do, you’ll end up in a cast!
What happens when Wolverine joins theater? He gets a huge actman.
When I bumped into a lady coming out of the theatre, she was kind enough to recommend I watch out man, but the clerk said “Out Man” wasn’t playing.
I just got fired from my theatre job. I guess I should’ve made a bigger scene about it.
Our backstage manager is leaving at the end of the year. He has been an outstanding member of our theatre team. Props to him.
Thankfully, not too many thieves are interested in acting on stage. They’d surely steal the show.
Don’t worry if any of the actors desperately fall through the theatre floor. It’s just a stage they’re going through.
Why are there so many ghosts haunting the theaters? They can’t wait to boo the performance.
Don’t theatre jokes always seem so staged?
Everyone was spot on, you really did make a great theatre lighting tech.
I thought the play was frightful but I saw it under particularly unfortunate circumstances-the curtain was up.
Theatre sound guys aren’t always good speakers.
Theatre costumes must be handled with care since they’re often laced with something.
I wonder why theaters are so sad? They’re always dark, moody, and in tiers.
A friend of mine got sacked as a set designer for not producing anything. He didn’t make a scene.
All theaters love to see scarecrows out in the audience as reviewers! They’re simply outstanding in their field.
I hate farmers-only nights at the theatre. They always have plenty of tomatoes and know just how to moo you off stage.
I tried to come up with funny movie theatre puns, but it was all just an act.
A prankster played a really dark and dim-witted joke at the theatre. He turned off the lights.
Why do thespians have great hair? They want the perfect part.
Who are the biggest fans at the theatre? The backstage crew. They’re always giving props to the actors.
I can’t wait until the pandemic is over, and I can see the pun-based show my local theater troupe has been rehearsing. It’s a play on words.
I tried acting in a theatre full of farmers. Got mooed off the stage.
My friend told me he had to leave the play after Act I. Knowing he’d waited forever to see it, I asked him why. He said the program stated that Act II was two years later, and he refused to wait that long.
Theatre…the one place it doesn’t pay to read between the lines.
The movie theatre was robbed last night, and the thief got away with a thousand dollars in merchandise. Authorities are still trying to figure out how the thief managed to carry the two popcorns, two drinks, and two candies from the crime scene.