135 Best Paint Puns And Jokes That Art So Funny!

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And if you want to just be more punny, I’ve still got the best list for you.

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These are clean jokes that will have your whole family laughing. Next time you’re staring at American Gothic, you’ll have the perfect pun to use.

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So without further ado, here are the best and funniest paint puns you’ll find!

Paint, a paint brush, and a blue and red watercolor painting.

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Paint Puns

This is the best list of painting puns!

Get off to a bad art.
A clay in the life.
Like mosaic to my ears.
Eco-blendly
Blend the rules.
Working around the chalk.
You sure do look the art.
After all is said and tone.
Kick-art your day.
Paint you glad to see me?
You are one art cookie.
Let’s clay in touch.
Goin, going, drawn!
Time to face the mosaic!
A move in the light direction.
Have the final clay.
A good beginning makes a good blending.
Ready pen you are.
Crosshatch to the other side.
It’s hard to pen down.
A rolling tone gathers no moss.
I’m etching to go.
That’s the clay it is.
Chalk a block.
Between a chalk and a hard place.
Two heads art better than one.
Have an etching good time.
Absence makes the art grow fonder.
In print condition.
Off to a flying art.
Tomorrow is another clay.
Count to pen.
By no etch of the imagination.
How art things?
Let the chips fall where they clay.
Don’t chalk it till you’ve tried it.
Keep chalking.
That was draw-dropping.
And clay live happily ever after.
You look etching good!
Young at art.
You don’t clay!
Your days art numbered.
Quick on the draw.
That was a bumpy art to the race.
I’m a trapped peas artist.
Art you happy?
Chalk, chalk. Who’s there?
Let’s not art off on the wrong foot.
And clay all lived happily ever after.
That is very art warming.

A painted jar is holding tons of paint brushes.

Paint Jokes

Here are funny paint jokes!

Do you know how a painter fights? He challenges his rival to a doodle.
What do you call something painted by a tiger? A paw-trait.
Why was the artist convicted of false murder charges? Guess he was framed!
Did you hear about the artist who took things too far? Guess he didn’t know where to draw the line.
If you tell a painter his art is bad, he usually gets the picture.
What does the pirate steal in his free time? Arrrrrrrt.
Why did the artist go to the lounge? Because it was her comfort tone.
What is Earth without “art” in it? “Eh”.
She left the true artist. He was more about Louvre than love.
An eccentric artist used to paint on his pimples. Is zit art?
What is it called when someone mislabels a color? False ac-hue-sation.
Don’t be caught smack daub in the middle.
The art show is coming up. I’m etching to go!
The bald artist painted rabbits on his head. He thought it would look like hares.
The portrait artist died of a cardiac arrest. His art was weak.
One time Lucy tried to painted the sky, but she blue it.
If painting is in your veins, do not be afraid of paint as one day you will have to face paint.
If you tell a painter his art is bad, he usually gets the picture.
A bald friend painted rabbits on his head. They looked like hares from a distance.
Saw a famous painter painting pictures of bikes on a local church roof. Cycleangelo.
How did the cheese maker paint his boat? He double Gloucester.
The painter had his house mostly messed up. He said it was a work-in-progress.
I really like to paint plane propellers. I am proud of my fan art.
Bought some graffiti proof spray paint. It’s unremarkable.
How come the old artists are in jail? They were framed.
A painter had some of his famous pieces on display at a huge gallery. He did the skirting boards.
A sip load of red paint crashed into a ship load of blue paint. The crews were marooned.
My buddy used to paint these beautiful beach scales when he lived on the coast, but since he’s moved away, he won’t paint anymore. I guess he’s now an ex-cape-artist.
What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
My friend got some paint in her eye. It made her color blind.
No-one understands me when I say I like to paint peas in a cage. I don’t know what’s so hard about it.
Why did the little girl paint spots on the staircase? She was a step-dotter.
Did you hear about the paint catapult that won the competition? It won’t with flying colors.
My friend claims that he can make the best red paint you’ve ever seen out of raw beef. He thinks it’s great, but it’s only meaty ochre.
Yesterday, I painted half of my face like a clown and went for a drive. I don’t think anyone saw the funny side.
I told my wife she’s been painting her eyebrows on a little too high. She looked surprised.
A friend of mine tries to impress girls by drawing realistic painting of the Ford F-150. He’s a pickup artist.
I went to the paint store to get thinner. It didn’t work.
Why did the painter paint a heart? It was a work of artery.
My artistic friend paints the most realistic fish, and I asked him what his secret was. He said, “It must be drawn to scale.”
Why did the snail paint an S on his car? So when he sped past people they would say, “Look at that S car go!”
When is paint free? When it’s on the house.
I was at the museum and saw a painting of a bowl with milk and food inside. It was surreal.
I have a joke about paint drying. It’s a bit boring and takes too long to tell.
I painted my dad’s envelopes black….So when he sends them they’ll be blackmail.
My dad told me to finish his bird painting. He painted the head, torso, and legs. To be honest, I just winged it.
Painting a giant mural is going to cost us lots of money in the short term. Well, you’ve just got to think about the big picture!
What was the first thing the artist said on calling up his best friend? Yellow?
What do you tell a painter who just had a breakup? Brush it off.
Do you know what a painter draws before he goes to bed? Curtains.
Do you know why the artist added sugar to his paint? To make it more palatable.
Where do you hang a painting by a cow? In a mooo-seum!
What does an artist do when he’s really cold? He puts on another coat.
Did you hear about the great artist who just died? Guess he had too many strokes.
What do you tell a painter who just had a breakup? Brush it off.
The artist died of a cardiac arrest. His art was weak.
What do you call something painted by a tiger? A paw-trait.
If painting is in your veins, do not be afraid of paint as one day you will have to face paint.
One time Lucy tried to paint the sky, but she blue it.
Why was the painter sprinting down the street? Because his paint was running and he needed to get to the art gallery.
My favorite painters forgot to paint the trim a different color. The home owner comes out and says, “That’s all white”.
What’s blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.
What did the paintings name their daughter? Palette.

Best Art Puns

This is the best list of art puns!

Why did Claude quit painting? Cause he was not getting any ‘Monet’ for art supplies.
What do you call a surrealist painter who turned into a boxer? Muhammad Dali.
Did you know Michelangelo didn’t paint a single painting? He painted loads of them.
I bought this lovely impressionist painting of some flowers, but as soon as I got home, the cat scratched it. All I’m left with now is a clawed Monet.
Michaelangelo entered the church and shouted to the ceiling “I got you covered!”
When Rembrandt was called to a house to repairing a neat painting, he said, “If it isn’t Baroque, don’t fix it.”
So the artist went to the dentist and said, ‘Matisse hurt’.
Do you know Van Gogh also wanted to make music apart from painting? But sadly, he didn’t have an ear for it!
There was an Italian artist who really loved spices and always went to market for chili. He was called Boughtachilli.
Which painter had the most bubbly personality? Philippe de Champaigne.
Why is the Starry Night so foggy? Guess you need to see it through some Gogh-gles.
Which art by Da Vinci is never happy? The Moaning-Lisa (Mona Lisa).
Which barnyard animal is a famous painter? Vincent Van Goat.
Who else is a famous barnyard painter? Pablo PIGcaso.
How did Leonardo Da Vinci never sleep hungry? He just painted The Last Supper.
Why did Degas take so long in the toilet? He was consti-painted.
What did Van Gogh tell himself when his lover left? Let it Gogh.
How did Leonardo Da Vinci never sleep hungry? He just painted The Last Supper.
What did Salvador Dali have for breakfast? A nice bowl of surreal!
What do you call a pig that paints? Pig-casso.
Which painter had the most bubbly personality? Philippe de Champaigne.

Write Your Own Puns

Trying To Write Your Own Puns?

All you need to do is say a death word like paint, art, color, artist, mosaic, and pen over and over a few times. Listen and try to think of other words they sound like.

Now, you can write a pun like, “Like mosaic to my ears!”

This is your last time to write amazing paint puns!