189 Funny Ghost Puns And Jokes For You And Your Boo!

Looking for the best ghost puns and jokes? This list will have you and your boo dying from laugher! Get ready to bust a gut.

Isn’t Halloween the best?! It’s one of my favorite holidays. It’s always been one of my favorites, but now it’s even more fun celebrating with my little kids.

I’ve found the best list of ghost puns and jokes that are perfect for your next Halloween party. They are sure to have to dying for more! Keep reading if you want to bust a gut.

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I have also written posts about skeleton puns, skull puns, ghost puns, witch puns, and puns about death. I know you’ll love those too!

Two kids dressed as ghosts standing outside of a brick building.

Table of Contents

Ghost Puns

I think I’m a ghost because I’m willing to walk through fire and walls just to be with you.
Are you a mummy? Because you’re keeping your love for me under wraps.
Just having out with my ghoul friends.
Hey boo, am I dead or am I wilting for you?
I may be Dracula, but I din’t want to stay a bat-chelorette. Let’s go out.
Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
I’ve got that invisible touch.
Are you a ghost? Because I can see right through to your soul.
Hey boo, let’s get sheet-faced.
If I could rearrange the cemetery, I’d put boo and I together.
Are you a ghost? Because I see you as my boo.
Romeo and Ghouliet.
Your grave or mine?
Can I be your boo?
I’d never ghost you…not even on Halloween.
Boo-yah!
It’s ghoul to see you.
If I had arms, I’d hug you.
I should have dressed as a ghost tonight so that I could get you under my sheets.
Fa-boo-lous!
I’d never ghost you…not even on Halloween.
Are you a girl or a ghoul? Because you’ve been haunting my dreams.
Have an eek-tactic Halloween!
Will you be my boo?
The ghosts with the mostest.
I go to the bars for boos.
I’m a ghoul for you.
I’m not a bat, but a night with me will turn your world upside down.
Should just want to have fun.
Fasten your sheet belts.
Boo Felicia.
It’s scary how good you look.
Why did the ghost cross the road? Because it was a poultry-geist.
I think I have deja-boo.
Are you a monster, because you look Frankfine.
Shake your boo-ty.
Demons are a ghouls best friend.
I’m not a bat but a night with me will turn your world upside down.
If you’ve got it, haunt it.
That was a ghost call!
Are you a ghost? Because I see you as my boo.
Looking fa-boo-lous.
Are you a ghost? Because I think you should be my boo.
#Squadghouls
The best place for a ghost to go on holiday is The Dead Sea.
You must be a zombie, because you’re drop-dead gorgeous.
Haunting my exes.
When the ghost saw his wife he said ‘you’re not just cute, you’re boo-tiful too!
That skeleton over there said they’d get your number for me but they didn’t have the guts, so here I am.
Ghouls just want to have fun.
Hey boo-tiful.
When they want to relax, ghosts have a boo-ble bath.
Are you a bat? Because I sure am hung up on you.
Where my ghouls at?
At the Italian restaurant, the ghoul ordered spook-ghetti for his main course.
The scariest thing about tonight is how good we’d look together.
The ghosts with the mostest.
Hey boo-tiful.
Ghouls just want to have fun.
Fa-boo-lous!
Where my ghouls at?
Why did the ghost cross the road?
More boos, please.
I’m here for the boos.
Just hanging out with my ghoul friend.
Shake your boo-ty!
Boos before I do’s.
Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
If you’ve got it, haunt it.
Hey boo, let’s get sheet-faced.
#Squadghouls
Romeo and Ghouliet.
Haunting my exes.
Boo-yah!

Three kids dressed as ghosts are wearing sunglasses.

Ghost Jokes

Why did the ghost starch his sheet? He wanted everyone scared stiff.
What’s a ghoul’s favorite bean? A human bean.
What did the girl ghost say to her friend on the 4th of July? Red, white, and boo.
What do you call a truly funny ghost comedian? Dead funny.
Why did the happy ghost go to the big Labor Day sale? He’s a bargain haunter.
Why are ghosts in such good shape? Plenty of exorcise and a good die-t.
What do you say when you catch a ghost? Gotchu Boo!
What do little ghosts wear on Halloween? Pillowcases.
Where do ghosts like to trick-or-treat? Dead ends.
Where do ghosts buy their food? At the ghost-era store!
Who does a ghost say good-bye? “I can’t wait to seance you again.”
What’s a monster’s favorite Shakespeare play? Romeo and Ghouliet.
Where do fashionable ghosts shop for sheets? Bootiques.
Why do ghosts hate the rain? It dampens their spirits.
Which is a ghost’s favorite cheese? Ghoul-da Cheese.
How do you know when a ghost is sad? He starts boo hooping.
Why did the game warden arrest the ghost? No haunting license.
What do ghosts say when they are impressed? “That was specter-cular!”
Where did the ghost go on holiday? The Boohamas.
What position does a ghost play in soccer? Ghoul-keeper.
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together? Because demons are a ghouls best friend!
Where do ghosts travel to for a holiday? South Aarghfricaargh.
Who did the ghost invite to his party? Any old friend he could dig up.
What’s a ghoul’s favorite bean? The human bean.
Why can’t the boy ghost have babies? Because he has a Hallo-weenie.
What does the mommy ghost say when she sneezes? Ach-oooooooooooooooooooo!
What’s a little ghost’s favorite game? Hide and shriek.
What do ghost children play? Hide and shriek!
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together? Because demons are a ghouls best friend!
What do you do when a ton of ghosts show up at your house? Hope that it’s Halloween!
How do you know when a ghost is sad? He starts boo hooping.
What did the ghost teacher say to her class? “Look at the board and I’ll go through it, again.”
What is the collective noun for ghosts? Team spirit.
Why do ghosts like elevators? They elevate their spirits.
What’s the ghost’s favorite thing about Thanksgiving dinner? The grave-y.
What kind of key does a ghost use to unlock his room? A spoons-key.
What is a ghost’s favorite element? Boo-ron.
What’s the ghost’s favorite thing about Thanksgiving dinner? The grave-y.
How do ghosts find out their future? They read their horror-scopes.
What is a ghoul’s favorite flavor? Lemon and slime.
Why do ghosts like elevators? They raise their spirits.
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie.
What room in a ghost’s house is most unnecessary? The living room.
Who do vampires buy their cookies from? The Ghoul Scouts.
What do ghosts eat for supper? Spook-eti.
Why wouldn’t the ghost eat liver? He didn’t have the stomach for it.
What do ghosts use to wash their hair? Shamboo!
Where do baby ghosts go during the day? Day-scare centers.
Where do ghosts buy their food? At the ghost-ery store.
What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire? It’s a pain in the neck.
When are ghosts the most scary? On Fright-day.
How do ghosts find out their future? They read their horror-scopes.
What do you call a little ghost with a torn sheet? A hole-y terror.
Why do ghosts like to ride elevators? It raises their spirits.
Why are some ghosts so happy? Every shroud has a silver lining.
Who did the cute ghost take to prom? His ghoulfriend.
What does a panda ghost eat for dinner? Bam-boo!
Where do ghosts like to trick or treat? Dead ends.
Why did the daddy ghost go into the bar? For the Boos.
Why did the ghost family go to the big Labor Day sale? They are bargain haunters.
What kind of horse does a ghost ride? A nightmare.
What do ghosts say when they are impressed? That was specter-cular!
Why do ghosts and demons get along so well? Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
Who do vampires buy their cookies from? The Ghoul Scouts.
What advice do ghosts give their children? Only spook when spoken to.
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? He is mist.
Where do baby ghosts go during the day? Day “Scare” Centers.
What is in a ghost’s nose? Boo-gers.
What’s the teen ghost’s favorite kind of makeup? Concealer.
When do ghosts eat breakfast? In the moaning.
What do you call a ghost of a man with a broken leg? A hobblin’ goblin.
What happened to the man who didn’t pay his exorcist? His house was repossessed.
Why are ghosts so bad at lying? Because you can see right through them!
What is a ghost’s favorite element? Boo-ron.
How can you tell that vampires love baseball? They turn into bats every night.
What do you call a spooky ghost who haunts fireplaces? A toasty ghosty.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire? A fur coat that fangs around your neck.
Where does a ghost go on vacation? Mali-boo.
Why don’t mummies take vacations? They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind.
How do ghosts stay fit? By exorcising daily.
What do skeletons say before they begin dining? Bone appetite!
Where did the ghost go on holiday? The Boohamas.
I think I’m a ghost because I’m willing to walk through fire and walls just to be with you.
What’s the problem with twin witches? You never know which witch is which.
Where the ghost go on holiday the next year? Lake Eerie.
What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire? It’s a pain in the neck.
What did the mama ghost say to her baby? Fasten your sheet belt.
Who did Frankenstein take to the prom? His ghoul friend.
How did Scrooge end up with the football? The ghost of Christmas passed.
Why do mummies have so much trouble keeping friends? They’re too wrapped up in
themselves.
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Ice scream.
Are there any spirits in you? Would you like one?
Do you wanna hear a joke about ghosts? That’s the spirit.

Three toy ghosts are sitting on a buy a small pumpkin outside.

Halloween Puns

Trick or treat yo’self.
Orange you excited for Halloween?
Give ’em pumpkin to talk about.
I don’t trust pumpkins. They’re seedy.
Creep it real.
Hello, gourd-genus.
Eat, drink, and be scary.
Life is gourd.
Lift your spirits!
Mummy of the year.
Happy Howl-oween.
Too cute to spook.
Howl you doin’?
Oh my gourd!
Trick or tequila.
Come as you aren’t.
A scare is born.
Hallow-queen.
Frankly, I don’t think I’m that scary.
Don’t be a jerk-o-lantern.

How To Write Your Own Pun

Trying to write your own puns?

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All you need to do is say a ghost word like ghost, dead, dying, cold, or ghoul over and over a few times. Listen and try to think of other words they sound like.

Now, you can write a pun like, “It’s ghoul to see you!”

Have fun writing ghost puns!