197 Funny Turkey Puns And Jokes For Thanksgiving (2023)

Looking for the best turkey puns and jokes for Thanksgiving? These are the best puns that will make you gobble til you wobble!

I LOVE Thanksgiving! It’s my second favorite holiday next to Christmas.

There’s just something about a holiday where you eat yummy food and hang out with family that’s perfection.

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I’ve written tons of turkey puns and jokes for you to enjoy. I’ve also included some Thanksgiving jokes.

I have another post just about Thanksgiving puns that I know you’ll love too!

This is a photo of a wild turkey in a forest.

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Turkey Puns

Here is the best list of turkey puns! I know you’ll carve them.

Don’t be a turkey, give thanks.
You’re the apple of my turkey.
Gobble ’til you wobble.
Let’s talk turkey.
Time to hatch a plan for thankfulness.
Turkey-tively grateful.
Thanksgiving is poultry in motion.
Talk turkey to me.
Strut your stuff and give thanks.
Chow down on gratitude.
Beak-lieve in thanks.
Roast, toast, and give thanks.
Let’s raise the gobble-let.
Hatch a plot of thanksgiving.
Drumstick to the basics of gratitude.
Wattle we do without thankfulness?
Give thanks with all your gobble-ty.
Don’t count your chickens, count your turkeys.
I’m all about that baste.
Gobble and give thanks.
Thanks for gobbling by!
Let’s talk turkey and thankfulness.
Full of gobble-itude.
I’m stuffed with thanks.
Quit squawking and start thanking.
Feather your nest with gratitude.
Let’s get basted and thankful.
Gobble up the love.
You’re the gravy to my turkey.
The early bird gets the worm.
Gobble it up, it’s thanksgiving!
Live life with a gobble and a grateful heart.
Thanks for making my heart drumstick.
Beak happy and give thanks.
Feast, fam, and feathers of thanks.
Is that your pop-up timer or are you just happy to see me?
Enough with the prelude and let’s get stuffed.
Roast assured, this Thanksgiving will be incredible!
It’s time to get basted!
Gobble ’til you wobble!
That’s quite the quirky turkey.
Oh my gourdness, I plucking love fall.
Getting the longer part of the wishbone is a snap!
The goal is to gobble until you wobble.
I’m too blessed, and my turkey is too dressed for me to be stressed.
Butterballin’ on a budget.
Getting the longer half of the wishbone is a snap.
Talk turkey to me.
That was plucking hilarious!
Zero plucks given.
Stop staring at my breast.
We can worry about the Christmas tree some other time. Tonight is all about the poul-tree!
Every Thanksgiving, I give my family the bird!
Green bean casserole, pumpkin pie, mashed potatoes-when it’s Thanksgiving, there’s always more than one side to the story.
B-autumns up!
Let’s get basted.
Oh my gourd, I’m stuffed.
Turkey blessings to you!
It’s turkey time, butterball!
Feather your heart with thanks.
I’m gobbling up these blessings.
Count your feathers of gratitude.
Time to wing it with thanksgiving.
Hello Gourd-geous!
It’s all fun and games until your pant buttons come undone.
Baste. Thanksgiving. Ever!
I can’t quit these puns cold turkey!
Gobble up the gratitude.
Let’s talk turkey.
Stuffin’ yourself with joy.
Feast mode: ON.
Seasoned greetings.
Turkey time is the breast time.
Count your blessings, not just calories.
Grateful hearts gather here.
Harvesting happiness.
Keep calm and gobble on.
Pass the gratitude, please.
Stuff it with thanksgiving.
Filling up on family and gratitude.
Harvest the happiness.
Applesolutely thankful.
Wishing you a cornucopia of joy.
Let’s have a drumstick roll of gratitude.
Thankful, blessed, and mashed potato obsessed.
Time to cran-k up the thankfulness.
It’s a corny but thankful day.
Life is gravy when you’re thankful.
Grateful, thank-FULL.
Thankful for the whole shebang!
Feast your eyes on gratitude.
Turkey and thanks, it’s a combo deal.
Let’s talk turkey puns and give thanks.
Grateful hearts, full plates.
Thankful from my head to-ma-toes.
Stuffing our faces with gratitude.
Don’t be a jerky, be a turkey!
Applesolutely thankful for you.
Thankful vibes, autumn vibes.
A toast to togetherness and thankfulness.

This is a closeup of the head of three turkeys.

Turkey Jokes

Don’t worry! These funny turkey jokes aren’t too fowl. I hope they tickle your funny bone.

I’m never eating Thanksgiving leftovers again. Starting this very moment, I’m quitting cold turkey!
Turkeys mesmerize me. I can’t help but fowl under their spell!
What do we do after a Thanksgiving dinner? We all fowl asleep.
Why did the turkey cross the road? Because it was Thanksgiving and he wanted to get out of sight.
What did the large turkey say to the computer voice recognition? “Google, Google, Google.”
What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert? Peach gobbler!
What were the lyrics to that Carly Rae Jepson song about Thanksgiving? “Hey, I just met you, and this is gravy. But here’s my stuffing, so carve me, maybe.”
Why did the cranberries turn red? Because they saw the turkey dressing.
What type of glass does a turkey drink from? A gobblet!
How does that ACDC song about Thanksgiving go? “Turkey meals, done dirt cheap!”
What do you call a running turkey? Fast food.
How do turkeys open doors? They turn the doorknob.
Why didn’t the parents let the turkey near their children? Because it used such fowl language.
How do turkeys unlock doors? With a turkey.
Which side of the turkey has the most feathers? The outside!
What’s the best dance to do after your Thanksgiving feast? The Turkey Trot.
Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course, they can. The Empire State Building can’t jump!
What do you wear to Thanksgiving dinner? A har-vest.
Why did the police take the turkey in for questioning? He sensed fowl play.
Which kind of music did the Pilgrims enjoy most? Plymouth Rock.
What’s a turkey’s least favorite song? “I’m all about that baste, about that baste, no giblets.”
How did the turkey manage to survive Thanksgiving? By staying ahead of the carve!
What always come sat the end of Thanksgiving? The letter G.
Why is there a fight for the first drumstick? Everyone wants to get a leg up on the competition.
Turkeys aren’t the only birds with hilarious Thanksgiving puns. Toucan play at that game!
What does a one-legged turkey say? Wobble. Wobble.
Why do turkeys always play drums? They have enough drumsticks!
What would you get if you crossed a turkey with a ghost? A poultry-geist!
What did the will turkey say to the hunter? Quack quack.
How is Thanksgiving Day kind of like a workout day? It’s leg day.
What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving? Lucky.
How do you make a turkey float? Root beer, a scoop of ice cream, and a turkey.
Why did the turkey cross the road? Thanksgiving was coming up. He wanted everyone to think he was a chicken!
What is a turkey’s favorite thing to do? Have peck-nics.
What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede? Unlimited drumstick buffet!
What sound does a turkey make when you take its legs? “Wobble, wobble!”
What do turkeys eat on Thanksgiving? Nothing-they’re too stuffed.
What did the turkey tell the hunter on Thanksgiving day? “Quack quack!”
Why was the cranberry so embarrassed? It saw the turkey dressing!
What’s the best whiskey for Thanksgiving? Wild Turkey.
What does Miley Cyrus serve for Thanksgiving dinner? Twerky.
Why was the turkey so late for Thanksgiving dinner? The chef ran out of thyme.
Why did the mother turkey sit on the dinner table? To have a gobble conversation!
What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving? Lucky!
What’s a turkey’s favorite type of music? Anything with drumsticks!
Why did the small turkey cross the road? To prove it wasn’t chicken!
How do you make a turkey float? You need root beer, vanilla ice cream, and a feather!
Why did the cranberries turn red? Because they saw the turkey dressing!
What did the big turkey say before it was roasted? “Boy, I’m stuffed!”
What’s a turkey’s favorite type of weather? Fowl weather!

Thanksgiving Jokes

Here are the best Thanksgiving puns!

Is our Thanksgiving dinner almost done? You ain’t seen stuffing yet.
Mom wants you to help us fix Thanksgiving Day dinner. Why? Is it broken?
Why can’t the potatoes and yams get along? Because they’re agi-taters.
What should you do if nobody can hear the dinner bell? Turnip the volume.
What’s the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie? Your teeth!
What will you tell Mom after this year’s successful Thanksgiving dinner? Corngratulations!
What did the crowd cheer when dessert finally arrived? Whip, whip, hooray!
What did Voltaire eat for Thanksgiving? “Candide” yams.
What’s the difference between a pirate and a cranberry farmer? A pirate buries his treasures while a cranberry farmer treasures his berries.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert? Peach gobbler!
If there were still Pilgrims alive today, what would they be famous for? Their age!
Leftovers? Leftovers are for quitters, and we ain’t quitters.
What was the line from the Prince song about Thanksigiving? “Because stuffing compares, stuffing compares to you.”
With Coronavirus being a possible concern this year, what’s likely to be the most popular side dish? Masked potatoes.
What is a vampire’s favorite holiday? Fangsgiving.
Why do pillgrim’s pants always fall down? Because they have a belt buckle on their hats!
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims!
What’s the best music to play at Thanksgiving dinner? Plymouth Rock.
Why didn’t the chef add any spices to her Thanksgiving roast? She didn’t have the thyme.
Why does everyone pick the sweet potato as their favorite root vegetable? Because it can’t be beet.
Who was the swashbuckling here in Swine Wars? Ham Solo.
That’s a very impressive ham! It would be a shame if someone put an s at the front end of e at the end.
What did the baby corn call his dad? Pop corn!
What do you call it when you only have hot dogs for Thanksgiving dinner? Franks-giving.
What do we do with the potatoes that I left in the oven and burnt to a crisp? Save them for black fry day.
What do you call someone who loves corn? A cornivore!
When will the Thanksgiving bread rise? When you yeast expect it.
How do competitors gear up for Thanksgiving dinner? They activate Feast Mode.
What did the pilgrim call his friends? His pal-grims.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Normal Lee. Normal Lee who? Normal Lee, I don’t eat this much!
What is a pumpkin’s favorite sport? Squash.
How do you fix a broken pumpkin pie? With a pumpkin patch!
Why did the satchel sneak onto the Mayflower to come to America? To escape purse-elution.
What dessert do mathematicians prefer to eat during Thanksgiving? Pumpkin pi.
Why is everyone relieved when the candied yams finally arrive? Because they’re such sweet potatoes.
Why did the cranberry sauce cross the road? To get to the other side dish.
What do Thanksgiving and Halloween have in common? Gobble-ins.
What’s Stephen King’s favorite Thanksgiving dish? Monster mash potatoes and grave-y.
What role do green beans play at Thanksgiving dinner? The casse-role.
What do you get when you divide the circumference of a pumpkin? Pumpkin pi.
Do we put up Christmas decorations too early? We go from poul-tree on Thursday to Christmas Tree on Friday.
Why was it hard to find the Thanksgiving ham? It was an obstacle-curred ham.
More rolls? You butter believe it!
My family always fasts for Thanksgiving. The faster we eat, the more food we get.
What happens to cranberry sauce when it listens to sad music? It biomes blues-berry sauce.
What did the corn say to the butter? “Don’t I look good in yellow?”