615 Funny Pig Names Puns For You And Your Pet!

Looking for the perfect name for you pig? Here are the best, funny pig names you can name your furry friend.

Finding the perfect name for your new pet pig, or any animal for that matter, is super important! You want it match your pig’s personality.

I’ve come up with a list to help you find a funny name, cute name, best name, baby name, famous name, popular name, male name, female name, or food name.

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I’ve even added a bunch of corny jokes that will make you laugh. I’m sure you’ll find the greatest pig names here!

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Table of Contents

Funny Pig Names

Abra-ham Lincoln
Baconator
Good Chop
Albert Sweinstein
Chewbacon
Amy Swinehouse
Banjo
Gorger
Arnold Przenegger
Hambo
Ava Gaboar
Banana
Calvin Swine
Barak Oboarma
Elvis Pigsley
Beatrix Trotter
Han Solo
BLT
Frank Swineatra
Boaris Johnson
Pork N Beans
Bubble
Jimi Hamdrix
Hambone
Sam the Ham
Autumn
Plopper
Jennifer Lopig
Calvin Swine
Peter Porker
Cedric Piggery
Big Boy
Lindsay Loham
Piggly Wiggly
Chewbacon
Snortin’ Norton
Hippo
Periwinkle
Chops
Lil’ Ham
Big Belly Nelly
Smurf
Chubbs
Kevin Bacon
Pickle
Colonel Bacon
Hogzilla
Lollipop
Piggy Azalea
Hogwarts
Count Prokulaa
Pinky
Duke of Pork
Piggie Smalls
Elvis Pigsley
Sir Francis Bacon
Lou Lou
Frank Swineatra
Biscuit
Frankenswine
Good Chop
Spampela Hamderson
Pigachu
Ham Solo
McRib
Duchess of Pork
Hamlet
Stinker
Pigasus
Oinksalot
Harry Trotter
Tommy Hilpigger
Duke of Pork
Boss Hog
Hogzilla
Jennifer Lopig
Pig Newton
Domino
Jimmy Dean
Pansy
Jimi Hamdrix
William Shakespig
Oinkers
Chris P. Bacon
Pink Wiggles
Jimmy Dean
Kevin Bacon
Buzz
Pansey
Lindsay Loham
Miss Piggy
Patsy Swine
Snickerdoodle Spuiggle
Pied Piper of Hamlin
Pig Mac
Colonel Bacon
Pigasso
Sumo
Piggly Wiggly
Winnie
Piggy Azalea
Vegan’s Nightmare
Pigsie Lott
Porkahontas
Wee-wee
Corky
Porkchop
Nugget
Yoinks
Porkeypine
Shrimp
Priyanka Pork-Chopra
Yoda
Proscuitto
Sir Francis Bacon
Tattoo
Slim
Snoop Hoggie Hog
Dr. Porkchop
Spamderson Cooper
Porky Pig
Spider Pig
Tommy Hilpigger

A piglet is standing in a grass field with dandelions.

Cute Pig Names

Acorn
Beatrix Trotter
Licorice
Ellen
Adele
Chops
Pig Mac
Alvin
Kiki
Muffin
Cedric Piggery
Jiggles
Amora
Chubbs
Jolly
Angelique
Muddy
Beanie
Aphrodite
Nutmeg
Pigsie Lott
Chopper
Apricot
Nooch
Cinnabun
Arlo
Oink
Barley
Chocolate
Bertie
Jelly
Ollie
Elvis Pigsley
Creampuff
Buddy
Jerky
Caylen
Snoop Hoggie Hog
Opie
Ace
Hope
Celestia
Peanut
Celine
Hammie
Cinnamon
Basil
Precious
Ham Solo
Clover
Alwin
Crispy
Princess
Georgie-Porgie
Cupcake
Pigasso
Fudge
Daisy
Chip
Spider Pig
Pua
Fiona
Crystal
Delilah
Apple
Finnie
Della
Puddles
Alvin
Chicky
Fig
Devon
Scrapple
Arlo
Cupcake
Bea
Dexter
Donald Rumproast
Angel
Sizzle
Penelope
Diana
Babe
Harry Plopper
Celine
Snuffles
Dashing
Bella
Hammelton
Dolly
Pigtails
Ellen
Clover
Shane Dawson
Farrah
Candy
Fawn
Chelsea
Faye
Ginger
Pancetta
Daisy
Hammie
Pudsey
Caylen
Gizmo
Mitzi
Boa
Toodles
Gwyneth
Hazel
Dottie
Pigmaleon
Alyssa
Hank
Phoebe
Buddy
Tootsie
Hermione
Bell
Hamilton
Barbie Q
Hope
Rosita
Mimzy
Joey
Benny
Truffle
Piper
Dolly
Clarence
April
Bubba
Poppy
June
Pompeii
Lottie
Mabel
Darlee
Brandy
Mickey
Ophelia
Dudley
Peace
Bubbles
Piglet
Beans
Christy
Ebony
Popcorn
Brownie
Claudia
Rex
Scout
Butterscotch
Evie
Sonny
Dee
Bunny
Popcorn
Stella
Fawn
Theo
Blueberry
Curly
Felix
Zahra

Best Pig Names

Belinda
Crackle
Darlee
Percy
Fancy
Geraldine
Honey
Lulu
Maggie
Bess
Gertrude
Biscuit
Cleo
Party
Glenda
Buzz
Christy
Gretel
Hank
Patsy
Pearl
April
Bell
Polly
Abraham
Paxton
Missy
Paisley
Ace
Peanut
Henrietta
Martha
Pansy
Admiral
Pebbles
Alyssa
Buttons
Charlotte
Pippin
Betty Loud
Pigsley
Agnes
Pumpkin
Sunshine
Butterscotch
Claudia
Podge
Annabel
Petunia
Brandy
Dove
Ester
Buttercup
Chubs
Pudsey
Bertha
Mitzi
William
Pompeii
Aldroa
Curly
Dave
Iggy
Mabel
Dee
Precious
Fudge
Gorger
Pepper
Magnum
Dixie
Maple
Waddle
Porker
May
Darla
Morton
Olivia
Patricia
Gizmo
Pricilla
Snuffles
Trotter
Penny
Winnie
Pinkie
Quincy
Popcorn
Apollo
Truffle
Princess
Rumple
Tucker
Poppy
Twinkle
Posie
Honey
Pumba
Sybil
Vernon
Wally
Ronald
Stinky
Woody
Zoey

Baby Pig Names

Apple
Stella Lou
Tallulah
Bambi
Ludo
Macie
Barney
Estella
Fig
Luna
Mila
Pear
Minnie
Bessie
Chilli
Moxie
Nora Mae
Oink
Pippy
Atticus
Babushka
Pretty
Sprinkles
Bruno
Cassy
Tris
Violet
Bean
Angel
Wilma Lou
Mabel
Figi
Bee-Bee
Coco
Foxie
Ruthie
Skye
Fred
Ginny
Hansel
Lina
Beanie
Lola
Binky
Chickie
Pickle
Lou-Lou
George
Marshmallow
Pikachu
Matilda

Six black and white pigs are grazing in a field.

Famous Pig Names

Big
Cicero
Boaris Johnson
Daggie Dogfoot
Gub Gub
Dobson
Fluffy
Gouger
Peppa Pig
Barney
Gryllus
Arnold Ziffel
Guyute
Hamhock
Hamm
Gordy the Pig
Henry
Ehn-Wen
Hercules
Gub-Gub
Huxley
Jodie
Leonard
Noelle
Lester
Pequeninos
Little Pig Robinson
Napoleon
Old Major
Peppa Pig
Agnes
Piggies
Squealer
Tattoo
Annie-Sue
Porkahontas
Archille
Babe
Puddle
Rooter
Oggy
Bebop
Adele
Percy Porker
Snowball
Plantagenet
Toby
Monokuru Boo
Peter Porker
Pua
Rasher
Professor Strangeport
Snouter
Pigoom
Tusker
Wagner
Plopper
Toot
Poppleton
Toots
Wilbur

Male Pig Names

Grunt/Grunty
Hamm
Mr. Pig
Napoleon
Pumbaa
Rupert
Snorty
Piglet
Hamlet
Jack
Lulu
Mack
Orville
Porkeypine
Harry
Spud
Theo
Pippen
Tammy
Popeye
Teddy
Porky
Oscar
Toby
Winnie
Pepper
Sprinkles
Tucker
Walter
Stinky
Thor
Whizzer
Brad
Charlie
Fred
George
Diesel
Harvey
Fluffy
Louie
Hamilton
Nolan
Oliver
Pokie
Gizmo
Digger
Flash

Female Pig Names

Bertha
Sweetie Pie
Violet
Ziggy
Betsy
Paris
Celestia
Delilah
Ginny
Miss Piggy
Petunia Pig
Greta
Polka
Queenie
Honey
Pixie
June
Miss Peggy
Lola
Pearl
Maggie
Gwyneth
Hazel
Meadow
Party
Felicia
Ginger
Patsy Swine
Peace
Strawberry
Petunia
Rosie
Squishy
Polly
Star
Winston
Penny
Sushi
Zoey

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Food Pig Names

Pepperoni
Chis P. Bacon
Ham
Sausage
Pork
Truffles
Pork Roll
Fry
Muffin
Fudge
Pepper
Butterscotch
Enchilada
Taylor Ham
Latke
Meatball
Oreo
Short Rib
Taco
Slider
Peanut
BLT
Burger
Frankfurter
Carnitas
Pork Chop
Gammon
Pancetta
Buttercup
Pig Newton

Pig Jokes

Here are funny jokes pig owners will love!

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I read a story about pig anatomy. It was all straightforward until I found a twist in the tale.
When pigs live high on the hog, they run the risk of going into hock.
What do you call a pig who does karate? A pork chop.
What happened to the domestic pig who ate too fast? It got a ticket for running a Slop Sign.
What’s the first line of the pig bible? “In the bacon-ing…”
What did the pig do when it came to a pork in the road? It pigged the road less traveled.
What’s a pig’s favorite holiday? Ar-boar Day.
What do mother pigs say to a procrastinating pig? Listen, bud, it’s snout or never.
What do you call a pig that drives around recklessly? A road hog.
Why do piglets take home economics in school? To learn how to sow.
Why don’t pigs eat cake? Because thy’er morally opposed to bacon.
How do pigs write top-secret messages? With invisible oink!
A local farmer has trained his pigs to perform ballet. I’m going to see their production of swine lake.
What did the pig say on the warm summer’s day? “I’m bacon.”
What happened when the pig pen broke? They had to use the pig pencil.
Why was the pig given a red card at the football game? For playing dirty.
What do you get when you cross a pig and superman? The Man of Squeal.
Did you hear about the pig that ran the Post Office? He was the first Porkmaster General.
What do you get when you pick a pig’s nose? Ham boogers.
How is a pig’s tail like 4 o’clock in the morning? It’s twirly.
What do you call a pig with skin problems? A wart-hog.
Where do pigs keep their money? In the piggy bank, of course.
What’s a pit’s favorite book? Charlotte’s Web.
What’s the difference between hot potato and a flying pig? One’s a heated yam, and the other is a heated ham.
What do pig’s use as soap? Hogwash.
What does an obstinate piglet always say to his mama? Sow what?
What do you call a pig that does a lot of charity work? Philanthropig.
What do you call a pig that plays basketball? A ball ho.
What happens when you play tug-of-war with a pug? Pulled pork.
A pig just won the lottery. What do you call him? Filthy rich.
What did the little piglet want from the swine? A piggyback ride home.
What do you call a Spanish pig? Porque.
Why shouldn’t you tell a secret to a small pig? It might squeal.
What do you call an imaginary pig? A pig-meat of your imagination.
What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with a pig? Jurassic Pork.
What do you call a breed of pig with no legs? A groundhog.
A sweet name to call a pig of a ‘Harry Potter’ lover is Hogsmeade.
I entered my pig into a pig race but he pulled a ham string.
What do 99 percent of pigs ask for on their hamburgers? Piggles.
How can you tell you’re in a pig wine bar? Because everything’s swine.
Why was the pig crying? Because he was boar-ed to tears.
Why are pigs awful basketball players? They hog the ball.
What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A porky-pine.
Why did the pig break up with her boyfriend? Because he was a boar.
What do you call it when a beautiful woman tries to trick you into giving her a pig? A bae con.
When pigs become good friends, they become pen pals.
When the pig had a quarrel with his wife, he ended up having a gilt trip.
The new house my pig friend made is quite stylish.
What do you call it when a pig loses its memory? Amnesia.
If pigs learned to fly, would the price of bacon skyrocket?
What’s a pig’s favorite color? Mahogany.
What do you call a glass of alcoholic pig’s blood? Swine.
According to pig etiquette, piglets are meant to be porcine and not heard.
What does a mommy pig say to her piglets at the end of the day? Time to pig up your toys.
When pigs work together, it’s known as collaboaration.
hen a pig takes out a loan, he becomes a boar-owner.
Why did the famous pigs get fired? Insuboardination.
What do the lady pigs say when someone leaves the toilet set up? “Hoof-orgot to put the seat down?”
Why are baby pigs pink when they could be any pigment? Sow many reasons.
Why was the pig sick? Because it had the swine flu.
What’s the number one complaint pig spouses have about one another? Too stubboarn.
I saw a pig with laryngitis. He was disgruntled.
Why do pigs make awful football players? They don’t like playing with the “pig skin”.
Why did the little boy pig yell at his sibling at the dinner table? She was hogging all the food.
What kind of work do pigs do after school? Homework.
What do you get when you cross a pig with a centipede? Bacon and legs.
What’s it called when a bunch of pigs compete in athletic games? The Olympigs.
What do you give a sick pig? Oinkment.
What did Papa Pig shout at his kids in the car? Stop swining! We’re almost there!
How does a young pig hit on someone? They invite them over to Netflix and swill.

FAQs

What do you name a funny pig?

Here are some great names to name your funny pig! Abra-ham Lincoln, Baconator, Good Chop, Albert Sweinstein, Chewbacon, Amy Swinehouse, Banjo, Gorger, Arnold Przenegger, Hambo, Ava Gaboar, Banana, Calvin Swine, Barak Oboarma, Elvis Pigsley, Beatrix Trotter, Han Solo, BLT, Frank Swineatra, Boaris Johnson, Pork N Beans, or Good Chop.

What are nicknames for pigs?

Bambi, Barney, Bean, Beanie, Bee-Bee, Bessie, Binky, Bruno, Cassy, Chickie, Chilli, Coco, Estella, Fig, Figi, Foxie, Fred, George, Ginny, Hansel, or Lina.

What are some male pig names?

Here are some great male pig names! Grunt/Grunty, Hamm, Mr. Pig, Napoleon, Pumbaa, Rupert, Snorty, Piglet, Hamlet, Harry, Jack, Lulu, Mack, Orville, Porkeypine, Spud, Theo, Pippen, Tammy, Popeye, Teddy, Porky, Oscar, Toby, Winnie, Pepper, Sprinkles, Tucker, Walter, Stinky, Thor, Whizzer, Brad, Charlie, Fred, George, Diesel, Harvey, Fluffy, Louie, Hamilton, Nolan, Oliver, Pokie, Gizmo, Digger, or Flash.