209 Funny Succulent Plant Puns And Jokes That Don’t Succ!

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Are you looking for funny succulent puns? Here is a huge list of funny succulent puns that I know you’ll love vera much!

I love succulents! They’re so easy to keep alive.

As a mom of four little kids, they’re my favorite indoor plants.

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One day I’ll be a crazy plant lady with a green thumb and have a huge plant collection. But until then, I’ll just read these funny succulent puns and laugh my head off.

I’ve also written posts on plant puns, flower puns, and funny gardening puns for my fellow plant lover. I know you’ll love those as well!

This is an overhead view of different succulent plants in pots.  They're all green and there's a white background.

Succulent Plant Puns

Here are my favorite succulent plant puns!

  1. Have you botany plants lately?
  2. Succ it!
  3. Chicks before pricks!
  4. Aloe darkness my old friend.
  5. Can’t touch this!
  6. Pot head.
  7. Why are you so thorny?
  8. Grow old with me.
  9. Looking sharp!
  10. They see me growing, they hating!
  11. Celebrate goo thymes, come on!
  12. I’m a succa for puns.
  13. Get me wet!
  14. You’re the prick of the patch.
  15. Life would succ without you.
  16. I plant even deal with it!
  17. Say aloe to my little friend.
  18. You’re a real prick.
  19. Succitumi baby!
  20. I’m no cactus expert, but I do know a prick when I see one.
  21. I’m always rooting for you!
  22. Cacti are the only pricks worth dealing with.
  23. Sometimes I wet my plants.
  24. You are now entering the seedy part of town.
  25. Garden hoe!
  26. Be nice or leaf.
  27. That’s blooming fantastic!
  28. That was another succulent purchase.
  29. Pot it like it’s hot.
  30. Actions spick louder than words.
  31. It’s a thorny issue.
  32. Aloe you vera much.
  33. Aloe you to the moon and back.
  34. Grow your own way!
  35. Thorn down for what
  36. You know you make me want to sprout.
  37. What’s up succa?!
  38. Hug me!
  39. Grow baby grow!
  40. We have a thorny problem.
  41. I’m sexy and I grow it!
  42. I will survive.
  43. Plants are my soil-mates.
  44. You grow girl.
  45. I love having aloe time.
  46. Aww succs.
  47. Please stick around.
  48. It’s vera nice to meet you.
  49. It’s not that sharp.
  50. It’s a cactustrophe!
  51. Will you peas water my aloe vera plants?
  52. Aloe from the other side.
  53. Aloe! Are you looking for me?
  54. Grow with the flow.
  55. He’s a pot dealer.
  56. I can’t keep my plants to myself!
  57. You prickle my pansy!
  58. Plant touch this.
  59. Fern down for what!
  60. Buds for life.
  61. These cactus puns don’t succ!
  62. Sweet chive of mine.
  63. You had me at aloe.
  64. Netflix and dill.
  65. You’re pretty fly for cacti!
  66. Aloe you!
  67. Pot it like its hot.
  68. Aloe darkness my old friend.
  69. Succs to be you!
  70. I have a sucky attitude.
  71. Water me, mother succa.
  72. Ya dig?
  73. You’re plantastic!
  74. He’s a success!
  75. I’m thirsty AF!
  76. What the succulent?!
  77. Aloe-lujah.
  78. Sometimes life just succs.
  79. Please leaf me aloe.
  80. Succulent love.
  81. Cactus makes perfect.
  82. Let’s always stick together.
  83. Aloe in there.
  84. I love my plants so much that I soil myself.
  85. Will you plant a kiss on me?
  86. Let’s give him some encouragemint.
  87. Succ it up!
  88. Are you frond of me?
  89. When life just succs, don’t forget to water your plants.
  90. I don’t give a succulent.
  91. Let’s grab life by the thorns!
  92. it’s not all cactus to be.
  93. Cactus what you preach.
  94. Blame it on my roots.
  95. Sometimes I’m vera awkward.
  96. Bristle cheer you up.
  97. Aloe can you go?
  98. Please plant one on me.
  99. Succ my cac!
  100. You’ve got a point.
  101. I see your point.
  102. I’ll never dessert you.
  103. Stand tall and look sharp.
  104. I’m such a succa for new plants.
  105. My life would succ without you.
  106. I’m a succa for you.
  107. Those succulent plants grew on me.
  108. Aww succs!
  109. They are a prickly pear.
Four succulents in white pots are sitting on a window sill.  There's a blurry background of an apartment building.

Funny Plant Puns

I hope you love this list of plant puns!

  1. I’ll never leaf you!
  2. Let’s hang out every daisy.
  3. If the flower doesn’t like me, I don’t carrot all.
  4. Say aloe to my little friend.
  5. I’ll never desert you.
  6. I lilac you.
  7. Lettuce do our best.
  8. You’re my best bud.
  9. Here’s hoping your day doesn’t succ.
  10. Let’s sprout new roots.
  11. It’s a little bit rad, but not totally rad. It’s only radish.
  12. Take it or leaf it.
  13. Last bud not leaf.
  14. Aloe you vera much.
  15. Uno moss.
  16. I beg your garden?
  17. You’re stuck with me.
  18. I hate when bay leaves.
  19. Cleaning my cold frame is a pane in the glass.
  20. Good chives only!
  21. He just needed a kick in the bud.
  22. Oopsie daisy! I bought the wrong flowers.
  23. He works at the power plant in garden centers.
  24. It’s a leaf of faith.
  25. Can you move any aster?
  26. She’s untouchable.
  27. Please don’t moss with me.
  28. The plot thickens.
  29. I’m so glad we pricked each other.
  30. Good chives only.
  31. Let’s have a little fern!
  32. You can’t plant greenery if you haven’t botany.
  33. Once and floral.
  34. You prickle my fancy.
  35. Let’s stick together.
  36. It’s just one of rose things.
  37. My love for you is in full bloom.
  38. Don’t moss with me.
  39. Plant a kiss on me.
  40. Let me plant one on ya!
  41. Chive never met anyone quite like you.
  42. Succulents are plant-tastic.
  43. That goodness spring is finally here! The trees are re-leaved.
  44. If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.
  45. One more thyme.
  46. Kale yeah!
  47. We make a prickly pear.
  48. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
  49. Chive loved you for so long.
  50. You grow girl!
  51. You’re so prickly when you wake up.
  52. Don’t kale my vibe.
  53. Thistle be a night to remember.
  54. Everyone romaine calm.
  55. Walking barefoot is good for the sole.
  56. What would you like to do with a trillium dollars?
  57. Fennel I see you again?
  58. Excuse me, I’ll be right bok.
  59. I love you a lily more every day.
  60. Good chives only.
  61. You make my spines tingle.
  62. You make my heart skip a beet.
  63. It’s party thyme.
  64. So fresh and so green.
  65. Thistle do.
  66. The raisin wined about how he couldn’t achieve graveness.
  67. I’m very frond of you.
  68. You’re stuck with me now.
  69. Oh my gourd, that is funny.
  70. I’m kind of a big dill.
  71. That’s a thorny issue.
  72. I love you from my head to-ma-toes.
  73. I’m rooting for you!
  74. Scarecrows are always garden their patch.
  75. Don’t stick your neck out.
  76. I can’t tree-fuse your offer.
  77. Orange you glad I made this list of plant puns!
  78. Pot it like it’s hot.
  79. Onions make me sad. A lot of people don’t realize that.
  80. Speak now or forever hold your peas.
  81. Lettuce romaine calm!
  82. Iris you all the happiness in the world.
  83. She rose to the occasion.
  84. Put the petal to the metal.
  85. You’re my bam-boo.
  86. She has a violet streak.
  87. Time to turnip the volume.
  88. My garden is in full bloom.
  89. Take it or leaf it.
  90. Last bud not leaf.
  91. Uno moss.
  92. We’re mint to be.
  93. I feel hollow inside.
  94. Lilac the ability to control myself.
  95. She took stalk of her life.
  96. You’re an in-tree-guing person.
  97. I’m in quite a prickle.
  98. Once and floral.
  99. Oh my gourd, you’re ridiculous.
  100. It’s party thyme.
This is a close up of purple succulents in a purple pot.

Plant Names

Here are three plant names for your house plants!

  1. Keanu Leaves
  2. Elvis Parsley
  3. Robert Brault

Plant Jokes

And here are three plant jokes!

  1. I’ll leave you with my favorite cactus joke. What did the boy cactus say to the girl cactus on their plant date? I’d prick you.
  2. What’s the saddest plant? The weeping widow.
  3. What kind of tree is a nervous tree? A sweaty palm.

If you’d like more plant jokes, I have a whole post of them here.


What are some funny succulent captions?

You look really sharp, my life would succ without you, cactus makes perfect, or I sometimes water my plants are some funny succulent captions for your succulent garden.

What should I name my succulent plant?

You should name your succulent plant Elvis Parsley, Robert Brault, or Keanu Leaves.

What does a succulent plant symbolize?

A succulent plant symbolizes strength, tenacity, and selflessness.

What is the caption for jade plant?

I’ve been feeling a little green lately. Aloe plants!

This is a closeup of green succulents.  They are dark green on the outer leaves, light green in the middle, and pink in the center.

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Final Thoughts

So, on your next shopping trip at the grocery store, pick up a succulent for your significant lover.

Write on the card “Aloe you vera much!” I know that will make them vera happy!

I hope you loved these cute succulent puns. Have a great day!

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