161 Cheesy Pizza Puns And Jokes!

Looking for the best pizza puns and jokes? Look no further! This list will have you rolling on the dough laughing.

Isn’t pizza just the best?! I married into a family that eats pizza every Saturday night and watches a movie.

I had no choice, but to continue the tradition! I mean, talk about pulling teeth.

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I love both store-bought and homemade pizza. And when I’m pregnant, I always crave pizza like crazy.

If you like pizza as much as I do, I know you’re going to LOVE these. So without further a-dough, here are the best puns and jokes you’ll find!

Overhead shot of a margarita pizza with one piece cut out.

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Pizza Puns

Another one bites the crust.
At yeast let me explain.
Every pizza me loves every pizza you.
Can you buy me a pizza? I’m trying to save money. I knead the dough.
Slice, slice baby!
I have so mushroom in my heart for you.
C’mon, you can crust me!
You’re a real pizza work.
Cut my life into pizzas. This is my last resort.
I love you from my head tomatoes.
Do you want a pizza me?
Get out there and cheese the day.
I love you, hot or cold.
Happy birthday to one crusty old friend!
Have a slice day!
I pepper-only have eyes for you.
Here today, gone tomato.
I a-dough you!
It might sound cheesy, but you’ve melted my heart.
I burnt my Hawaiian pizza. Should have used aloha temperature.
I like Hawaiian pizza just fine-apple.
No matter how you slice it, we make a great combination.
I do what I want. You don’t pepper-own-me.
I don’t crust you to make this pizza, so I’m ordering one.
No matter how you slice it, you’re awesome.
I have been trying to write a new pizza pun, but I can’t work out the delivery.
I like my stomach like I like my pizza crust: stuffed.
No one adoughs you as much as I do.
Come over if you want a slice of the action.
I must be pizza, because everyone wants a slice of me.
I pray to cheesus crust.
Olive the gouda thyme we had together.
If you don’t enjoy these pizza puns, you must be laughtose intolerant.
I’m stressed and desperately need pizza of mind.
Olive you so much.
In pizza we crust.
It’s time to think outside the pizza box.
She is the only girl who can steal the pizza of my heart.
It’s crust not my day today.
It’s slice to meet you.
Take another little pizza my heart now, baby.
Join us for a slice of fun.
I must be a hipster, because I ate my pizza before it was cool.
The only love triangle I want is a slice of pizza.
Let’s make pizza cheese grate again.
Look, it’s the leaning tower of Cheese!
Unlike this pizza, you can’t be topped.
May the sauce be with you.
My pizza can’t be topped!
You and I make a deluxe combo.
No matter how you slice it, a pizza pun would be cheesy.
No problem, this is a pizza cake!
You are my home slice.
Only a weirdough doesn’t like pizza.
Pie, don’t you crust me?
You have stolen a pizza my hut!
Pizza is the circle of life.
You will always have a pizza my heart.
Pizzachu! I cheese you.
You’re a lot like pizza. No matter how you slice it, you’re amazing.
Please don’t put ketchup on your pizza. In Heinz sight, it won’t be a good idea.
Read on to get a slice of the action.
You’re my cutie pie.
Pizza jokes are all about the delivery.
Really, it’s the yeast I could do.
Sending you a pizza offering.
You’re one hot pizza.
Seven days without pizza makes one weak.
Slice to meet you.
You’re the great thing since sliced pizza.
Thanks, you really delivered!
You’re a supreme friend.
The last supper artwork by Da Vinci is really a fantastic pizza work.
These funny pizza puns are knead-to-know.
You’ve stolen a pizza my heart.
You sure are a pizza work.
This deep-dish bake time is an incrustice!
This is history in the baking.
Cut my life into pizzas. This is my last resort.
This is how I cut my carbs.
This is one cheesy party you won’t want to miss.
Seasons don’t matter, but seasonings do!
This is the doughmain for all you pizza aficionadoughs.
This pizza party is the perfect topping to a great summer.
It’s time to think outside the pizza box.
You want a pizza me?

Pizza Jokes

What’s a pizza without cheese? Dough.
Waiter, will my pizza be long? No sir, it will be round!
What would you say if a delivery boy drops your favorite pizza somewhere? I have never sausage such a tragedy.
What did the pizza say when it asked the topping out on a date? I never sausage a beautiful face.
What’s the difference between a delivery driver and the pizza they deliver? The pizza can feel a family of four.
Did you hear about the guy who took second job as a pizza chef? He kneaded the dough!
What’s the difference between a pizza and my pizza jokes? My pizza jokes can’t be topped!
What do aardvarks like on pizza? Ant-chovies.
Where do pepperonis go on vacation? The Learning Tower of Pizza.
Did you hear about the guy who wanted to open a pizzeria on an airplane? It was a pie-in-the-sky idea!
Why did pizzerias in New York stop their dial-a-delivery services? They were tipped that dominoes were getting played.
What do you call a sleeping pizza? A pizzzzzzzzzza!
What do you call a dog that loves pizza? A pupperoni!
Why did the hipster burn his lips? He ate his pizza before it was cool.
What do you call someone who likes her pizza uncooked? A weird-dough!
How can you tell if a customer is a Buddist? They ask you to make them one without everything.
Why did the man go into the pizza business? He wanted to make some dough.
What does a pizza say when he needs some love? Fold me close.
How can you tell if you are in love? If they stole a pizza your heart.
Why did the lovesick pizza need to go to the doctor? He kneaded to get his head examined.
What does a pizza say when it wants to cuddle? Fold me close.
How do pizzas slide into DMs? “Hey, what are you doughing right now?”
Why does eating pizza make you want to take a nap? Because with all that pizza and mozzarella, you’re bound to catch some z’s!
What does a pizza wear to smell good? Calzogne.
How do you fix a broken pizza? With tomato paste.
Why does the mushroom always get invited to pizza parties? He’s a real fungi!
What is a dog’s favorite pizza topping? Pupperoni.
Yeah, I’m into fitness, fitness whole pizza into my mouth!
I had a goat’s cheese pizza the other day. He wan’t happy.
Why was the famous pizza stressed out? He was being chased by pepperazis.
What is a pizza’s favorite movie? Pie Hard.
Is it hard to make a pizza from scratch? No, it’s easy as pie!
I just watched my local pizza restaurant make the world’s largest pizza base. I’d like to see them top that!
Don’t you dare touch my slice of pizza. I will slice you from between.
What is a pizza’s opening line at the bar? Hi, do you come here oven?
Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it’s too cheesy.
The science of pizza is known as weirdoughlogy.
My mind is so messed up right now. I desperately need pizza of mind.
What is the best way to stop a pizza curling? Hide it’s brush.
What can a whole pizza do that a half pizza cannot do? A whole one can look round.
Hamburger is great, but pizza is tops.
Cauliflower base: A breach of crust?
What is the most favorite mathematical value for a pizza? Pie.
What did one pizza say to another pizza who was bragging? Don’t be too saucy.
What makes a pizza so special? It comes in all seasonings.
Making pizza sauce makes me nervous….I can’t deal with strained tomatoes.
How do pizzas greet each other during the holiday season? Merry Chrustmas!
What did the boss say to his pizza during their meeting? There’s mushroom for improvement.
When you’re a pizza lover, you focus on having a slice day instead of a nice day.
What kind of cheese do hairdressers like on their pizza? Perm-asan.
What did the doughnut say to the pizza? If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn’t be hanging around this whole.
Winning the 100 meter dash is not a hard thing to do. It will be a pizza cake for me.
The way he drives recklessly, he will surely become a pizza history one day.
What kind of person doesn’t like pizza? A weirdough.
What did the angry pizza say to the tough guy? Dough! You wanna pizza me?!
I want this world to be exactly like pizza: Cheesy, endearing, and perfectly round.
What kind of pizza to competitive runners like best? Meet lovers.
What did the parmesan say when it broke up with the mozzarella? Sorry, but I am too mature for you.
There are two types of people in the world: One who loves pizza and the dead ones.
Which Pharaoh brought pizza to Egypt? Pharaoh Pizza Tut.
What did one pizza say to another? A lot of cheesy things.
Join us and let’s make pizza cheese grate again!
What did the pizza say to the delivery guy? You don’t pepper-own-me.
Please don’t put ketchup on your pizza. In Heinz sight, it won’t be a good read.
What type of cheese do dogs like on their pizza? Mutt-zarella.
Did you hear about the pizza place on the moon? Great restaurant, but no atmosphere.
What did the pizza say to the pizza cutter? You wanna pizza me?
You wanna pizza me, tough guy? At yeast let me explain.
What type of pizza do taxidermists prefer? Stuffed crust.
What did the boss say to his pizza during their meeting? There’s mushroom for improvement.
If one of Domino’s pizza shop collapses, would all of the others fall in succession?
I am capable of doing a lot of things. It’s crust not my day today.
This is really a good pizza music. It is making me ecstatic.
Why did Pizza Hut stop delivering pizza to the ghetto? Because they were told that Dominoes were always getting played!
What do you need to solve a puzzle made up of pizzas? Slices.

An amazing pepperoni pizza with one piece cut.

How To Write Your Own Pun

Trying to write your own puns? It’s easy!

All you need to do is say a pizza word like slice, dough, sauce, or pizza over and over a few times. Listen and try to think of other words they sound like.

Now, you can write a pun like, “Dough you want to come over for dinner?”

Have fun writing amazing pizza puns!