155 Funny Christmas Puns And Jokes To Make You Holly!

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Looking for the best Christmas puns? You’ve come to the right place. These puns will bring everyone tons of holiday cheer.

What’s the best thing to hear in December besides free shipping?? Christmas puns!

These puns will transform the most wonderful time of the year into the most punderful time of the year.

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Just drop a few of them while putting up Christmas decorations, eating candy canes, watching holiday movies, or at holiday parties, and they’re sure to be a hit.

I’ve also written posts about snow puns and jokes, winter puns and jokes, cold puns and jokes, and flu and sickness puns and jokes. I know you’ll love those too!

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Christmas Puns

Here are funny Christmas puns to help you spread some holiday cheer!

  1. Have an elf-cellent Christmas!
  2. Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.
  3. It’s tree-mendous to be with you.
  4. Let’s have an ice day!
  5. Yule be missed if you don’t come to the party.
  6. You’re snow special to me.
  7. Yule be sorry if you don’t try these cookies.
  8. Let’s sleigh this holiday season!
  9. Have a beary Merry Christmas!
  10. Don’t snow me under with work, it’s Christmas!
  11. You sleigh me with your charm.
  12. Yule be the first on my Christmas list.
  13. No more Mr. Ice Guy.
  14. Let’s make some rein-deer memories.
  15. You sleigh me with your jokes!
  16. Have an ice time at the party.
  17. Please sleigh it ain’t so.
  18. Have an elf-in’ good time!
  19. Don’t be a flake at Christmas.
  20. Lighten up.
  21. It’s snow joke how much I love Christmas.
  22. Yule love this Christmas playlist.
  23. Don’t snow me in with your problems.
  24. Ice going.
  25. Have an ice-cold drink at the party.
  26. Have an elf-in’ great holiday!
  27. Yule be my favorite gift.
  28. Snow thanks!
  29. Let’s snap a Christmas elfie together.
  30. These puns sleigh!
  31. Have an elfin great holiday!
  32. You rein supreme in my heart.
  33. Meowy Christmas and Happy Meow Year.
  34. Truth or deer?
  35. Have an ice-credible Christmas!
  36. You’re outfit sleighs!
  37. Let’s sleigh this holiday season together!
  38. You’re adorabell!
  39. Your Christmas party decorations look treemendous.
  40. If I may sleigh so.
  41. Have an ice-solated celebration this year!
  42. Always be yourelf.
  43. After you, my deer.
  44. You’re the rein-deer to my heart.
  45. To sleigh the least.
  46. Yule be the life of the party!
  47. There’s chemistree between us.
  48. Firget about it.
  49. We’re simply having a wonderful Christmas thyme.
  50. You’re “snow” angel in disguise.
  51. She has resting Grinch face.
  52. Let’s “sleigh” this holiday baking challenge!
  53. Ice guys finish last.
  54. I’m pine.
  55. Have an “elf”-in’ good sense of humor.
  56. Sugar and spice and everything ice.
  57. That’s a wrap!
  58. All my jingle ladies, all my jingle ladies.
  59. Snow thanks!
  60. A helfy dose of Christmas cheer.
  61. Claus and effect.
  62. Hold me closer, tiny Dancer!
  63. Be your best elf.
  64. They’re up to snow good.
  65. Oh my deer.
  66. It’s ice to have you here this Christmas.
  67. Put it on your calen-deer.
  68. Don’t snow me with your icy puns.
  69. Sleigh you next year!
  70. I feel the Christmas spirit from my head to mistletoes.
  71. Fir real.
  72. Don’t snow me with your snowball aim.
  73. Sleigh snow more.
  74. Yule be the shining star of the party!
  75. It has an ice ring to it.
A closeup of about 15 Christmas cookies.  They are very colorful and look beautiful.

Christmas Jokes

Here are funny Christmas jokes to keep the holiday spirit alive!

  1. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
  2. Why was the Christmas tree at the piano concert? Because it had great roots!
  3. How do you know when Santa’s in the room? You can sense his presents.
  4. What do you call Santa’s reindeer who tells jokes? A comed-deer.
  5. What do you call a snowman party? A snowball!
  6. What do you call having something under the Christmas tree? A gift.
  7. What did one snowman say to the other snowman? Can you smell carrots?
  8. How does a snowman get around? By riding an icicle.
  9. What do reindeer hand on the Christmas tree? Hornaments.
  10. What do you call a snowman with a sunburn? A puddle.
  11. Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor? Because he was feeling crumby.
  12. How do you organize a space party? You planet!
  13. What is Santa Claus when he goes to the beach? Sandy Claus.
  14. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
  15. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
  16. What do you call an old snowman? Water.
  17. What did one snowman say to the other? It’s ice to meet you.
  18. Why does Santa leave the North Pole? Because he’s Claustrophobic.
  19. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite.
  20. What’s a snowman’s favorite cereal? Frosted Flakes!
  21. What do you call a snowman with a carrot for a nose? Frost-bite.
  22. What’s a snowman’s favorite dessert? Ice cream!
  23. Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber? It needed a trim.
  24. What did the gingerbread man use to fix his house? Icing and gumdrops!
  25. Why did the ornament go to school? It wanted to get a little tree-ducation.
  26. What’s the best name for a Christmas cat? Santa Claws.
  27. What do elves learn in school? The elf-abet.
  28. Who is Santa’s favorite singer? Elf-is Presley.
  29. What did the snowman say to the aggressive carrot? Get out of my face!
  30. What does Santa drive when he’s not in his sleigh? A Holly Davidson.
  31. Why was the Christmas tree so bad at sewing? It kept dropping its needles.
  32. What’s a snowman’s favorite fruit? Iced melon.
  33. Where does Santa keep all of the Christmas presents? He keeps most in the pole vault, and some in the clauset.
  34. What’s the best material to use at Christmas? Fleece Navidad.
  35. What does a reindeer do when it sees a ghost? It runs for deer life!
  36. Why is it hard to find advent calendars? Because their days are numbered.
  37. Who sings Blue Christmas? Elfis.
  38. What do you call a snowman in the summer? A puddle.
  39. Why was the gingerbread man so smart? Because he was a little cookie.
  40. What’s green, covered in tinsel, and says, Ribbit? A mistle-toad.
  41. What do snowmen wear on their heads? Ice caps.
  42. Who’s Santa’s favorite bug? Chimney Cricket.
  43. Why was the math book sad at Christmas? Because it had too many problems.
  44. What’s brown, furry, and wears a red suit? Santa Paws!
  45. What did one Christmas light say to the other Christmas light? You light up my life!
  46. What did one snowman say to the other? I smell carrots too.
  47. Why does everyone like Frosty the snowman so much? Because he’s cool.
  48. What do you call a snowman with a lot of friends? Popular!
  49. Why was the gingerbread man so good at soccer? He had a great header.
  50. Why did the woman not want to get rid of her Christmas decorations? Because she was feeling extra Santa-mental.
  51. What’s the difference between a Knight and Santa? One slays a dragon and the other drags a sleigh!
  52. Why does Scrooge like love reindeer so much? Because of all the bucks.
  53. What did Adam say the day before Christmas? Merry Christmas, Eve!
  54. Did you hear her Christmas joke? It’s elfin funny!
  55. What is a bachelor’s favorite Christmas song? Single Bells.
  56. What did one snowman say to the other? I smell carrots too.
  57. Who is the only one that doesn’t eat on Christmas? The turkey, because it’s stuffed.
  58. What do you call a snowman at the North Pole with a lot of friends? Snowflakes.
  59. What happens if you steal an Advent Calendar? You get 25 days or more.
  60. What do you call Santa when he says a lot of jokes? Punny Santa.
  61. What did Santa’s little helpers say when it was quiet? It’s going to be a Silent Night.
  62. What’s Santa’s favorite type of music? Wrap.
  63. What language does Santa speak? North Polish.
  64. What is parents favorite Christmas song? Silent Night.
  65. Who is Santa’s wife? Mary Christmas.
  66. What’s brown, furry, and wears a red suit? Santa Paws!
  67. Why should everyone be friends with Jack Frost? Because he’s so chill.
  68. What do you call sharks at Christmas time? Santa Jaws.
  69. What did Santa’s elves say when they ran out of toys? We’re a little short.
  70. What do elves make good points about? Their ears.
  71. What does one cat say to another in December? Meowy Christmas!
  72. What’s the most popular Christmas wine? “Why did he get more presents?”
  73. What does Dorothy from The Wizard Of Oz say in December? There’s snow place like home.
  74. Do reindeer go to school? They’re elf-taught at home.
  75. What reindeer has bad manners? Rude-olph.
  76. Why does Santa stay away from fires? Because he doesn’t want to become Crisp Kringle.
  77. What do you call a Santa who takes a lot of breaks? Santa Pause.
  78. Why was Santa sad? He had low elf-esteem.
  79. Is Santa good at karate? He has a black belt.
  80. What do you get when you cross a skunk and a bell? Jingle Smells.
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How To Write Your Own Puns

Do you want to write your own puns? It’s easy!

All you need to do is say a Christmas word like yule, merry, gift, or sleigh over and over a few times. Listen and try to think of other words they sound like.

Now, you can write a pun like, “Sleigh you next year!” Have fun writing amazing puns!

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Final Thoughts

I hope these puns helped you get into the Christmas spirit!

I hope you like these puns and jokes as much as I do! Did you find a new funny Christmas joke?

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