235 Best Art Puns That Will Knock Your Chalks Off!

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Looking for funny art puns and jokes? You’ve come to the right place. These funny puns will have you laughing for days!

I love to laugh! And I love art. And what’s even better than laughing and art? Laughing at puns and jokes about art.

You can use these the next time you go to an exhibit or just to make yourself laugh while painting.

I’ve scoured the internet and come up with the best list for you. I hope you love them as much as I do!

Funny Art Puns

Here are some amazing puns!

1. Blended by the light.
2. He was an impasto.
3. A rolling tone gathers no moss.
4. After all is said and tone.
5. Off to a flying art.
6. How art you doing?
7. Eco-blendly.
8. Don’t be matte, be glad.
9. A good beginning makes a good blending.
10. Blend the rules.
11. You are one art cookie.
12. If you’re optimistic, avoid negative space.
13. A move in the light direction.
14. Get off to a bad art.
15. I tried to paint the sky, but I blue it.
16. Can you pastel bread?
17. You sure do look the art.
18. Kick-art your day.
19. Absence makes the art grow fonder.
20. The paintbrush went to the doctor because of a stroke.
21. Carved in tone.
22. Round the blend.
23. The artist took things too far. He didn’t know how to draw the line.
24. you can blend the rules.
25. Etched in tone.
26. Cows go to the art moo-seum.
27. Always look on the light side of life.
28. Don’t get me acted.
29. Nothing to light home about.
30. Pirates love arrr-t.
31. Use eco-blendly supplies.
32. Comfort tone.
33. And clay lived happily ever after.
34. You have my art.
35. Let’s clay in touch.
36. By no etch of the imagination.
37. A clay in the life.
38. Time to face the mosaic!
39. Tomorrow is another clay.
40. The artist was framed.
41. Like mosaic to my ears.
42. Have the final clay.
43. I’m etching to go.
44. It’s all the Monet I have.
45. That’s the clay it is.
46. You can crayon my shoulder.
47. In print condition.
48. Don’t chalk it till you’ve tried it.
49. Working around the chalk.
50. Between a chalk and a hard place.
51. Going, going, drawn!
52. The artist seemed sketchy.
53. Ready pen you are.
54. Count to pen.
55. Quick on the draw.
56. Let’s Gogh to the party.
57. Hue are you?
58. It’s hard to pen down.
59. Chalk a block.
60. You armature.
61. Crosshatch to the other side.
62. Right back at hue.
63. Keep chalking.
64. I’d blend over backwards for you.
65. That was draw-dropping.
66. It’s about how you portrait it.
67. Till the break of drawn.
68. I’m etching to give it a try.
69. Luck of the draw.
70. You’re sketching the truth.
71. There’s a tone of people at this event.
72. In the lion’s pen.
73. I woke up at the crack of drawn.
74. Blended by the light.
75. Draw to a close.
76. Step on the pedal to make the Van Gogh.
77. Crosshatch your fingers.
78. Knock your chalks off.
79. It’s not for the paint of heart.
80. All that and pen some.
81. I’ll texture later.
82. Under chalk and key.
83. That’s not how you portrait it.
84. I graduated collage.
85. At the crack of drawn.
86. Chalk full of problems.
87. That’s a sketch.
88. Draw a line in the sand.
89. Pen and there.
90. Drawn with the wind.
91. On the home sketch.
92. I’m drawn to art.
93. This is the last draw.
94. You could’ve heard a pen drop.
95. Don’t chalk the boat.
96. Let’s grab a sandwich from the Dali.
97. It was pigment to be.
98. If it paint broke, don’t fix it.
99. Bits and masterpieces.
100. O’Keeffe they did that.
101. Paint no mountain high enough.
102. I started a new diet, so I’m counting galleries.
103. You’re doing a great daub.
104. The artist is so good that she drew a crowd.
105. Set you mind at easel.
106. Not for the paint of heart.
107. Pop goes the easel.
108. The cat drew a paw-trait.
109. I love listening to mosaic.
110. A pigment of your imagination.
111. Easel up.
112. Smack daub in the middle.
113. The band is going contour.
114. Paintbrush it off.
115. It was a pigment of my imagination.
116. We’re forging abstract art ideas.
117. The mural high ground.

Funny Art Jokes

Here are the best jokes!

1. The artist wanted to quit but he was on the home sketch.
2. What farm animal is an artist? Pablo Pigcaso.
3. When I went into my art lesson covered in yeast and flower, my teacher said I was the perfect roll-model.
4. Don’t be caught smack daub in the middle.
5. What’s an Etch-A-Sketch artists’ worst nightmare? An earthquake.
6. How can an artist fill in a CV? Drawing from experience.
7. If Van Gogh were alive today, what would the title of his autobiography be? The Starry Of My Life.
8. What did the painter say to the wall? Another crack like that and I’ll have to plaster you!
9. The artist told the dentist, “Matisse hurt!”
10. What time do artists wake up? At the crack of drawn!
11. The artist was great. He could always draw a crowd.
12. What is a painting done by a cat called? A paw-trait.
13. Don’t be so mad! Easel up.
14. When Vincent Van Gogh told stories, he had Story Night.
15. The art show is coming up. I’m etching to go!
16. How come the artist is in jail? She was framed.
17. My friend impresses girls by drawing realistic pictures of trucks. He’s a pickup artist!
18. Once I tried to paint the sky, but I blue it.
19. I photograph my pimples. Is zit art??
20. Artists handle criticism well. They just brush it off.
21. Don’t worry, tomorrow is just another clay.
22. What does the pirate steal in his free time? Arrrrrrt.
23. What is Earth without “art” in it? “Eh…”
24. Michaelangelo told the ceiling, “I got you covered.”
25. Being great at canvassing people, the portrait artist took a job as a census taker.
26. Why did the artist go to the lounge? Because it was her comfort tone.
27. What is it called when someone mislabels a color? False ac-hue-sation.
28. I tried to paint a good picture of the sky, but I blue it.
29. The artist’s favorite swimming technique was the brushstroke.
30. Don’t worry, it’s just the lion’s pen.
31. I can’t remember the art piece from my dream. It’s now blurred.
32. Old artists just withdraw, they never die.
33. I was going to joke about my broken pencil…but it was pointeless.
34. Where do vampires go to buy their art supplies? Pencilvania.
35. How does an artist get around? Well quite easel-y.
36. What did the artist say to his old friend? Let’s clay in touch.
37. I take pictures of my pimples. Is zit art?
38. Making paint without taste requires an artist without a palette.
39. I told the artist that his painting was terrible. I think he got the picture.
40. Hey now, easel up!
41. Why was the artist hauled to court? To face the mosaic.
42. What did the auctioneer say to the artist? “Going, going…drawn!”
43. The artist was enchanted with the painting from Paris. I guess you could say it was Louvre at first sight.
44. What happened after the artist was told her painting was horrible? She got the picture.
45. How do Japanese artists bid farewell? Cyan-Nara!
46. When it paint broke, don’t fix it.
47. It is only in the bureau drawer where you’ll find an FBI sketch artist.
48. What was the art teacher’s favorite swimming technique? The brushstroke.
49. Old artists put things in perspective so they never die.
50. Having to get into the right frame of mind explains the tempers of artists
51. What barnyard animal was also a famous painter? Vincent Van Goat.
52. Don’t be too quick on the draw!
53. When you start canvassing artfully, you may become the head of the artists’ union.
54. If you’re afraid of paint, one day you’ll have to face paint.
55. What did the art teacher say to her student? You are one art cookie!
56. I’ve got a chalk full of problems.
57. How do you greet your fellow artists? Yellow!
58. The artist shouldn’t have taken that sculpture for granite, now it’s stone-cold.
59. When it paint broke, don’t fix it.
60. Go knock your chalks off!
61. What is the result of an art competition? A draw.
62. The artist painted himself into a corner, leading to his death.
63. What did the art teacher say to the aspiring actress? You sure look the art.
64. How do artists greet one another? Yellow!
65. Artists keep drawing the enemy fire so they can’t join the military.
66. The cardio system is the work of artery, which is just vein.
67. What is it called when someone is hanging out by the wall? Art.
68. Why are women like artwork? You can admire from afar but don’t touch!
69. The job is not for the paint of art!
70. I suspect the drawing though, it was a sketch from the start.
71. Having been thrown out of cartoon art school, he was in suspended animation.
72. The leech, who is good at drawing blood, applied for a job in an art gallery.
73. Di you see the display of still-life art? It was not at all moving.
74. The artist suffered from mental block after trying to draw a cube.
75. Artists are colorful people who know how to draw on their emotions.
76. I told the artist her painting was horrible. I think she got the picture.
77. My friend can’t afford expensive art, she has no Monet.
78. I just canvas the are before I go anywhere to stay safe.
79. Why did the investor buy art? For art appreciation.
80. The artist wasn’t happy when it was time to face the mosaic.
81. What did the art teacher say to her student? You are one art cookie!
82. Investing in art is great! That’s why they call it “art appreciation”.
83. The painter loved to paint because hew was drawn to art.
84. That’s just the clay it is!
85. What did the angry artist say? Don’t get me arted!
86. When you’re colorblind in an art gallery, everything is a pigment of imagination.
87. I failed my art exam using the wrong pencil…I guess it wasn’t 2b.
88. Don’t get caught between a chalk and hard place.
89. When the two artist had an argument, they decided to call it a draw.
90. The artist was great. He could always draw a crowd.
91. Why did the artist cross the street? To crosshatch to the other side.
92. The painter wanted to feel the texture, so he buttered his toast with his fingers.
93. What did the artist ask the preschooler? Can you cont to pen?
94. How come you can’t trust an artist? Because they’re sketchy…a bit shady…and they might try to frame you.
95. If art became imprisoned, we’d have to Freda art.
96. Always sketch the truth!
97. Why are artists so good at mountaineering? Because there paint no mountain high enough!
98. Wallpapering Easter eggs is hard, so people just prefer painting them.
99. There paint no mountain high enough!
100. Why was the artist a good cowboy? He was quick on the draw.
101. When you meet someone, you don’t want to get off to a bad art!
102. It’s just another clay in the life!
103. What did the artist say to his girlfriend? It was pigment to be!
104. What did the blackboard say? I’ve got a chalk full of problems.
105. Why did the artist use the bathroom? Because she was consta-painted.
106. The painting was framed, so the cops arrested it.
107. When you wake up in the morning before painting class, make sure to kick-art you day!
108. The art teacher encourages her students to move in the light direction.
109. Why shouldn’t you sculpture for granite? Because that’d be stone-cold.
110. The artist gets around quite easel-y.
111. What did the artist’s van run out of gas? Because she had no Monet to make the Van Gough.
112. The artist thought she was all that and pen some.
113. The artist was the best. She could always draw a crowd.
114. Don’t worry, paintbrush it off.
115. Why did the artist decide not to quit running? He was on the home sketch.
116. The pirate steals arrrt when he has the chance.
117. Why was the artist in an argument? She wanted to have the final clay.

How To Write Your Own Puns

Want to write your own puns? It’s easy!

All you need to do is say an art word like art, brush, paint, canvas, or clay over and over a few times. Listen and try to think of other words they sound like.

Now, you can write a pun like, “Have a wonderful clay!”

Have fun writing amazing art puns!

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Final Thoughts

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