285 Funny Halloween Puns That Are Fa-boo-lous!

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What’s the best time of the year? Halloween!

I look forward to Halloween all year long. The decorations. The treats. Pumpkin patches. Carving pumpkins.

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I could go on and on. There are so many things I love about Halloween.

One of my favorite quotes is “I want to live in a world where there’s Octobers.”

I wrote a bunch of funny Halloween puns and jokes. You’ll love them!

I’ve also written posts about turkey puns, Thanksgiving puns, and Christmas puns. I know you’ll love them too!

This is a photo of about 20-30 jack-o-lanterns in a huge pile.

Witch Puns

I hope reading these puns is a en-witching experience!

  1. Violators will be toad.
  2. Witch witch is witch?
  3. Just creepin’ things real.
  4. It’s time to go to sweep.
  5. Witch way to the Halloween party?
  6. Resting witch face.
  7. I drive stick.
  8. I hope it tastes as good as it spells.
  9. Let’s eat, drink, and be scary.
  10. Just bake it in the coven.
  11. I’m witching you a Happy Halloween!
  12. Son of a witch.
  13. A witchin’ good time.
  14. I want to bewitch you!
  15. Sweep dreams
  16. A witching well.
  17. Due curse.
  18. Not enough broom to swing a cat.
  19. The elephant in the broom.
  20. You’re the wand I want.
  21. I’m the wand for you.
  22. That’s witchful thinking.
  23. Spell you later!
  24. Be careful what you witch for.
  25. Get the hex out of here.
  26. Spell the beans.
  27. Witch, please!
  28. I witch you were here.
  29. My wand and only.
  30. I spell children.
  31. He’s a late broomer.
  32. I’m so hexcited.
  33. Life’s a witch.
  34. Keep calm and always carry a wand.
  35. Fly off the handle.
  36. Come witch me.
  37. Wand step at a time.
  38. A witch is a dream your heart makes.
  39. Cookies and scream.
  40. You’re all a bunch of witches.
  41. She’s bat to the bone.
  42. You’re the wand that I want.
  43. Scratch a witch.
  44. I brew it all for you!
  45. No all who wander are lost.
  46. Witches love the BOOs.
  47. Spell yeah!
  48. Payback’s a witch.
  49. A broom with a view.
  50. It’s run its curse.
  51. Of curse!
  52. You’re the one that I wand.
  53. Spell it like it is.
  54. Witch me luck.
  55. Make a witch.
  56. Oh my spell.
  57. There’s no more broom.
  58. It was a purrfect day.
  59. If the broom fits.
  60. Just hext me.
  61. Spells like heaven.
  62. I will make an offer you chant refuse.
  63. Witch and famous.
  64. Always wandering around.
  65. So brewtiful.
  66. He’s a tattle spell.
  67. For better or for warts.
  68. I’m ready for a wicked time.
  69. Dead men spell no spells.
  70. It spells good in here.
  71. Witch upon a star.
  72. Keen sense of spell.
  73. No charm, no foul.
  74. Let nature take its curse.
  75. My Christmas witch.
  76. Of curse you can.
  77. Witch u talkin’.
  78. Read the broom.
  79. What the spell?

Ghost Puns

I know you’ll love these ghost puns!

  1. I think I’m a ghost because I’m willing to walk through fire and walls just to be with you.
  2. Are you a mummy? Because you’re keeping your love for me under wraps.
  3. Just having out with my ghoul friends.
  4. If you’ve got it, haunt it.
  5. That was a ghost call!
  6. Are you a ghost? Because I see you as my boo.
  7. Looking fa-boo-lous.
  8. Are you a ghost? Because I think you should be my boo.
  9. #Squadghouls
  10. The best place for a ghost to go on holiday is The Dead Sea.
  11. You must be a zombie, because you’re drop-dead gorgeous.
  12. Haunting my exes.
  13. When the ghost saw his wife he said ‘you’re not just cute, you’re boo-tiful too!
  14. That skeleton over there said they’d get your number for me but they didn’t have the guts, so here I am.
  15. Ghouls just want to have fun.
  16. Hey boo-tiful.
  17. When they want to relax, ghosts have a boo-ble bath.
  18. Are you a bat? Because I sure am hung up on you.
  19. Where my ghouls at?
  20. At the Italian restaurant, the ghoul ordered spook-ghetti for his main course.
  21. The scariest thing about tonight is how good we’d look together.
  22. The ghosts with the mostest.
  23. Ghouls just want to have fun.
  24. Fa-boo-lous!
  25. Where my ghouls at?
  26. Why did the ghost cross the road?
  27. More boos, please.
  28. I’m here for the boos.
  29. Just hanging out with my ghoul friend.
  30. Shake your boo-ty!
  31. Boos before I do’s.
  32. Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
  33. If you’ve got it, haunt it.
  34. Hey boo, let’s get sheet-faced.
  35. #Squadghouls
  36. Romeo and Ghouliet.
  37. Hey boo, am I dead or am I wilting for you?
  38. I may be Dracula, but I din’t want to stay a bat-chelorette. Let’s go out.
  39. Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
  40. I’ve got that invisible touch.
  41. Are you a ghost? Because I can see right through to your soul.
  42. Hey boo, let’s get sheet-faced.
  43. If I could rearrange the cemetery, I’d put boo and I together.
  44. Are you a ghost? Because I see you as my boo.
  45. Romeo and Ghouliet.
  46. Your grave or mine?
  47. Can I be your boo?
  48. I’d never ghost you…not even on Halloween.
  49. Boo-yah!
  50. It’s ghoul to see you.
  51. If I had arms, I’d hug you.
  52. I should have dressed as a ghost tonight so that I could get you under my sheets.
  53. Fa-boo-lous!
  54. I’d never ghost you…not even on Halloween.
  55. Are you a girl or a ghoul? Because you’ve been haunting my dreams.
  56. Have an eek-tactic Halloween!
  57. Will you be my boo?
  58. The ghosts with the mostest.
  59. I go to the bars for boos.
  60. I’m a ghoul for you.
  61. I’m not a bat, but a night with me will turn your world upside down.
  62. Should just want to have fun.
  63. Fasten your sheet belts.
  64. Boo Felicia.
  65. It’s scary how good you look.
  66. Why did the ghost cross the road? Because it was a poultry-geist.
  67. I think I have deja-boo.
  68. Are you a monster, because you look Frankfine.
  69. Shake your boo-ty.
  70. Demons are a ghouls best friend.
  71. I’m not a bat but a night with me will turn your world upside down.
  72. Haunting my exes.
  73. Hey boo-tiful.
  74. Boo-yah!
Here are a pink, green, orange, and white pumpkins.

Skeleton Puns

Here are the best puns about skeletons!

  1. There’s a skeleton in your closet.
  2. Why did the skeleton go to the museum? Because it wanted to go see the skullptures.
  3. What did the skeleton make out of origami? An origami crane-ium.
  4. Why did the skeleton insist on carrying around a bucket of gore? Because it was his own flesh and blood!
  5. Did you hear about the skeleton that dropped out of medical school? He just didn’t have the stomach for it.
  6. The skeleton was so stupid, he was a total numskull.
  7. Why do skeletons drink so much milk? It’s good for the bones.
  8. What’s a skeleton’s favorite thing to get at a BBQ? Spare ribs.
  9. What do you say to a skeleton who’s leaving on a trip? Bone voyage!
  10. What did the skeleton say to his wife? I love every bone in your body.
  11. Why did the skeleton climb up the tree? Because a dog was after his bones.
  12. What’s the best way to reach a skeleton? Call him on his skel-phone.
  13. The skeleton wanted to play the trombone, but I thought the saxabone would suit it better. Tibia honest, both instruments can be quite humerus when you are feeling bonely.
  14. The skeleton cried his eyes out because he didn’t have an body to love.
  15. What do you call a skeleton who rings the doorbell? A dead ringer.
  16. Why was the skeleton always terrified? He didn’t have the guts to do anything.
  17. How did the skeleton lose his skin? Something made his flesh crawl.
  18. I bought my skeleton a new plant to say sorry for all the skeleton joke articles I’d been writing. He absolutely loves his bone-sai tree.
  19. The skeleton couldn’t look at the spare ribs I was making. He didn’t have the stomach for it.
  20. What kind of pasta do skeletons enjoy eating the most? Elbow macaroni.
  21. Why are skeletons stressed out all of the time? Because they’re easily rattled.
  22. What do skeletons complain about? Aching bones.
  23. We had to discipline the naughty skeleton, so we put him in a rib cage.
  24. Why don’t skeletons do well at sports? Because they have no skin in the game.
  25. The favorite mode of travel for skeleton pilots is-wait for it-the scareplane or the skelecopter.
  26. Hope everyone has a skele-ton of fun.
  27. Dressed as a skeleton because I don’t need no body to be happy!
  28. Being a skeleton really isn’t all it’s cracked up tibia.
  29. I’ve heard boney fashion is skelet-in this year?
  30. Why did I decide on a skeleton theme? Tibia awesome, that’s why!
  31. Dressing up as a skeleton was definitely a phlang-enius idea.
  32. The best way to describe a skeleton that is having the best time of his life is probably by saying that he is having an osteoblast!
  33. Okay, maybe I dressed up as a cliched skeleton, but skull puns are where I jaw the line.
  34. Have you been spine on us?
  35. The skeletons that were given the job of finishing the test were unable to complete it on time because it was a skeleton crew.
  36. There was a skeleton who always failed all his examinations in school because he was a numskull!
  37. There was a skeleton who always found his spine to be very funny. Whenever it was funny, it started cracking up!
  38. Did we both dress up as skeletons? You’ve got tibia kidding me!
  39. Pfft-and people say I have no backbone.
  40. Well, aren’t you going to talus how great we are?
  41. Joint costumes can be a skele-ton of fun.
  42. What did one skeleton say to another? You’re dead to me.
  43. Why are skeletons bad at high-stress jobs? Because they’re easily rattled!
  44. What kind of birds do skeletons like? Sea skulls.
  45. What musical instrument do skeletons like best? The trom-bone!
  46. How did the skeleton know the other skeleton was lying? He could see right through him.
  47. What happened when the skeleton went to the barbeque? He helped himself to some spare ribs!
  48. Why didn’t the skeleton play football? His heart wasn’t in it.
  49. Why did the skeleton refuse to scare children on Halloween? He didn’t have the stomach for it.
  50. As I was putting together a skeleton in my biology class, I held onto my table’s skull. Not paying attention, I nearly dropped the skull. Without skipping a beat, I said, “Whew, nearly lost my head there for a second there!”
  51. Who is a famous skeleton detective? Sherlock Bones.
  52. Who won the race between the skeleton and the skull? The skull did. It was just ahead.
  53. What do you call a lie told by a skeleton? A fibula.
  54. Why did the skeleton start a fight? Because he had a bone to pick.
  55. How do you make a skeleton laugh? Tickle his funny bone!
  56. The best way to describe a skeleton that is having the best time of his life is probably by saying that he is having an osteoblast!
  57. How did one skeleton know the other skeleton was lying? Because he could see right through him.
  58. Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance? Because he had no body to go with.
  59. What happened to the pirate ship that sank in the sea full of sharks? It came back with a skeleton crew.
  60. Why do you never see a skeleton on a plane? They prefer to travel by skel-ecopter!
  61. What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room.
  62. Why did the skeleton wife get mad at her skeleton husband? She didn’t like his skele-tone.
  63. Did you hear about the skeleton who wasn’t cool? He didn’t have a hip bone in his body.
  64. What do you call a dad joke about skeletons? A skelepun.
  65. How did skeletons send mail back in the old days? The bony express.
  66. Who won the skeleton beauty contest? No body.
  67. American skeletons love the history of America. Their favorite part is the bit about Napoleon Bone-a-part.
  68. I guess I could learn a femur skeleton puns if you don’t like these ones.
  69. How did the skeleton mom reprimand her kids? She skull-ded them.
  70. It was pretty clear that the skeleton was having a great time at the party. He looked like he was having an osteoblast.
  71. This article is just trying way too hard tibia list of funny skeleton jokes.
  72. The skeleton was pretty lonely when he realized he had no body.
  73. I’m finding these skeleton jokes and anatomy puns very humerus.
  74. I saw a snake that was a skeleton once, it gave me a real fright. It was a ratter.
  75. I invited a skeleton to my house for dinner, and said I’d cook him a t-bone steak. He politely declined. He said he didn’t have the stomach for it.
  76. I like to watch my favorite bone doctor show on the skelevision.
  77. What does a skeleton use to cut through objects? A shoulder blade.
  78. Orthopedic doctors are great to go on vacation with. They will take you in their skelecopter.

Bone Puns

These are my favorite puns about bones!

  1. Halloween greetings from your favorite bonehead.
  2. I didn’t know what to wear this Halloween until I had a true epipha-knee.
  3. You can definitely say I’m a natural bone leader.
  4. Ain’t nobody gonna rib us apart.
  5. It’s going to be a great Halloween! I can feel it in my bones.
  6. Listen buddy, I wasn’t bone yesterday.
  7. It’s never bonely with this one.
  8. No body gets my Halloween costume this year…
  9. Having this one in my life is always such a bone-us.
  10. You big ol’ bag a bones.
  11. Bone to be wild.
  12. We’re having a real Halloween Bone-anza this year.
  13. No need to tell me because I already know, I look totally fibula-s!
  14. We marrowly escaped that one!
  15. Thought about dressing up as a lumberjack, but came as a lumbar-jack instead.
  16. I was bone for this!
  17. I bonely have eyes for you!
  18. That’s as dry as a bone.
  19. You give me femur, femur when you kiss me, femur when you hold me tight.
  20. No guts, no glory!
  21. Tibia honest, these skull puns are hilarious!
  22. With this one, I always know everything is going tibia okay.
  23. The bonely one for me!
  24. When cabin fever becomes cabin femur.
  25. Tibia, or not tibia? That is the question.
  26. I’ve been working my fingers to the bone to make this the best Halloween ever.
  27. You’re looking at a couple of phalang-eniuses.
  28. Spending time home a-bone this year.
  29. I have a bone to pick with you.
  30. I chose this costume because I want to be hip.
  31. I’ve always been a fan of humerus costumes.
  32. I’m a bone-afide Halloween professional.
  33. A star is bone.
  34. This year, I kind of had to a-bone-don all my plans.

Skull Puns

Let’s get started and I’ll give you a hand. Here come a bunch of skull puns!

  1. I really think these skull puns and jokes will knuckle your socks off.
  2. What’s a skull’s favorite song to sing? “I ain’t got no body.”
  3. They say to duck, because you could get your skull quacked.
  4. I knew the skull wasn’t going to win the argument. It didn’t have an argument to stand on.
  5. Did you hear about the skeleton who made it into the Monster Hall of Fame? He was honored with a nice skull-pture.
  6. Why are graveyards so noisy? Because of all the coffin.
  7. I threw a Duracell at someone’s head the other day and it cracked his skull. I was arrested and charged with battery.
  8. My skull doesn’t mind when I call it a bonehead.
  9. I had to cancel the art show I organized for my skull-ptures. My heart wasn’t in it.
  10. Orthopedic doctors hate paintings, they find them boring. They much prefer skull-ptures.
  11. My favorite part about Halloween? The treats are all so crani-yum!
  12. You can definitely say that I’m a perfectly skull-pted human being.
  13. That skull pun wasn’t hor-rib-ble!
  14. Always here to be sternum-p trouble (stirrin’ up, get it?).
  15. Wish I brought a jacket because I’m a little clavi-cold right now.
  16. Always sternum-p trouble with this one.
  17. Feeling pretty vertebrae-ve.
  18. This is my cont-rib-ution to Halloween.
  19. What did the funny skull say to his son? Without any legs, you can’t skele-run from my skele-puns!
  20. I cracked my skull on a bookcase today. It was an accident, but when a relative saw the bump she tried to counsel me about shelf harm.
A woman wearing a black dress is holding a pumpkin.

How To Write Your Own Puns

Do you want to write your own puns? It’s easy!

All you need to do is say a Halloween word like ghost, skeleton, witch, or bone over and over a few times. Listen and try to think of other words they sound like.

Now, you can write a pun like, “I’m here for the boos!” Have fun writing amazing puns!

What is a cute Halloween saying?

“I’m here for the boos!”
“If you’ve got it, haunt it.”
“No guts, no glory.”

What are some good Halloween quotes?

“I’m here for the boos!”
“If you’ve got it, haunt it.”
“No guts, no glory.”

Have fun quotes for Halloween?

“I’m here for the boos!”
“If you’ve got it, haunt it.”
“No guts, no glory.”

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Final Thoughts

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