231 Funny Bird Puns And Jokes That Fly To The Top!

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Whether you own or love birds or you just like to look at them, you’ll LOVE this list of bird puns and jokes. They’re sure to have you bursting your feathers!

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Bird Puns

Here are the very best bird puns! They’re at the top of the pecking order.

  1. Quack the case.
  2. Crowing, crowing, gone.
  3. Season’s tweetings.
  4. Bird puns fly right over my head.
  5. I have no egrets.
  6. Going cheep.
  7. Tweetie pie.
  8. Crow away.
  9. Going quackers.
  10. You pelican, not pelican’t.
  11. Let’s flamingle.
  12. Watching nicks hatch is so eggs-sighting!
  13. Better luck nest time.
  14. Toucan play at this game.
  15. That’s hawkward.
  16. I hope you find our puns emu-sing.
  17. Happy bird-day to you.
  18. Caw me on my cellphone.
  19. I’m feeling emu-tional.
  20. Fly by the seat of your pants.
  21. Fly in the face of the evidence.
  22. A fly on the wall
  23. Talk birdy to me.
  24. Fly by night
  25. Fly off the handle.
  26. I bird you the first time.
  27. You’re so tweet.
  28. Fowl play.
  29. Fly off the shelves.
  30. I’m gonna cremu!
  31. Here’s a toucan of my appreciation.
  32. Poultry in motion.
  33. It’s owl or nothing.
  34. That’s unpleasant and hawkward.
  35. I’m a little bit egg-centric.
  36. Owl never give up.
  37. Under the feather.
  38. Happy bird-day to you.
  39. A Velcro helps keep the crows in a flock.
  40. We are not emu-sed.
  41. Under the feather.
  42. Own you need is love.
  43. Eggs-citing.
  44. Nice to tweet you.
  45. Owl night long.
  46. Stork raven mad.
  47. Three shrikes and you’re out.
  48. A heavy burden.
  49. One fowl swoop.
  50. You’re owl-some.
  51. I’m hooting for you.
  52. Wise quacks.
  53. Like feather, like son.
  54. A chirp off the old block.
  55. Apocalypse Now.
  56. Owl the King’s Men.
  57. The Buzzard of Oz.
  58. Lord of the Wings.
  59. Puck to the Future.
  60. Jurassic Squawk.
  61. How I Pecked Your Mother.
  62. Better Caw Saul.
  63. The Wire.
  64. Rook and Morty.
  65. Pecks in the City.
  66. I think you’re dove-ly.
  67. Owl by myself.
  68. Tweetheart.
  69. A proper tweetment is the only solution for a sick bird’s great recovery.
  70. Velcrow helps keep the crows in a flock.
  71. Being a flight attendant would be the dream job for eagles and owl jays.
  72. Every bird loves the chicken dance because it is poultry in motion.
  73. My bird puns are so funny, people can’t stop raven about them.
  74. If birds were to run the Church, the Cardinals would sure take the lead out there.
  75. The owls had a birthday party the other night and it all sounded like a hoot.
  76. Telling bird puns is usually harmless, but when you start mocking birds, things can quickly get unpleasant and hawkward.
  77. I once saw a bird get so stork raven mad, he flew off the handle.
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Bird Jokes

I don’t know if you’re ready for how funny these bird jokes are. Ready or not, here they come!

  1. Why should you avoid buying a funny chicken? It may end up roasting you.
  2. Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant? Because he had a very big bill.
  3. What bird movie won an Oscar? Lord of the Wings.
  4. What’s the best way to avoid getting bird flu? Getting emu-nized.
  5. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? If they flew over the bay, they’d be called bay-gulls.
  6. What does the turkey say when he’s using the computer? “Google google!”
  7. What did the magician penguin say? “Pick a cod, any cod!”
  8. Which bird roasts you? A mockingbird.
  9. How do birds on a wire start a relationship? They meet online.
  10. Why is it hard to tell deceased birds apart? They’re dead wingers.
  11. What type of books do owls like? Hoot-dunnits.
  12. What do you get when you cross an owl and an oyster? Pearls of wisdom.
  13. My best friend was diagnosed with bird flu. He swears it was fowl plague.
  14. What do you get when you cross a bird with a lawnmower? Shredded tweet.
  15. What do you call a turkey that’s bad at bowling? A gutter ball turkey.
  16. Why couldn’t anyone see the bird? Because it was in da skies.
  17. What do you call a woodpecker with no beak? A headbanger.
  18. What do you get when you cross a parrot and a shark? A bird that bites your ear off.
  19. Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, then cross the road again? He was a dirty double crosser.
  20. What did the duck say when he dropped the dishes? I hope I didn’t quack any!
  21. What happened to the bird who was too big to fit in with the flock? He was ostrich-sized.
  22. Why do hummingbirds hum? Because they don’t know the words.
  23. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
  24. What did the police rooster do to the thieving chickens? He are-hen-ded them.
  25. Where do you go if you want to swop birds? The stork exchange.
  26. What kind of bird doesn’t need a comb? A bald eagle.
  27. Why did the pelican need to borrow money after seeing the doctor? He had a massive bill.
  28. Why did the rooster hang around the henhouse? To pick up chicks.
  29. What do you call a bird who doesn’t spit? A swallow.
  30. Why did the chicken and the egg go to bed? To see which came first.
  31. Mozart sold all his chickens. He said they kept yelling ‘Bach Bach’ all the time.
  32. Which birds are always depressed? Bluebirds.
  33. What do you get if you kiss a bird? A peck on the cheek.
  34. My friend tried to convince me that there’s a bird that can’t fly but can run faster than a human. But that sounds like a bit of strict, don’t you think?
  35. Where do birds invest their money? In the stork market.
  36. What type of bird works at a building site? A crane.
  37. What do birds like to put in their soup? Crow-tons.
  38. What’s it called when it’s raining ducks and geese? Fowl weather.
  39. What’s a parrot’s favorite game? Hide and speak.
  40. How do you catch a unique bird? Unique up on it.
  41. What did the gangster say to the parrot? We have ways of making you talk.
  42. Why did the detective start bird-watching the chickens? He suspected fowl play.
  43. Why do ducks go to bars? To wet their beaks.
  44. What do you call an owl who’s all mixed up? Low.
  45. What type of birds spend lots of time on their knees? Birds of prey.
  46. What do you get it you kiss a bird? A peck on the cheek.
  47. Someone’s been robin local banks lately. Will you help us quack the case?
  48. Why don’t ducks like going to doctors? They’re a bunch of quacks.
  49. Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because it wanted to get other slide.
  50. What’s black and white and black and white and black and white? A penguin falling down the stairs.
  51. What did the ill chicken say? I’ve got people-pox!
  52. Why did the fly into the library? Because he was looking for bookworms.
  53. Who is the one bird who doesn’t like tweeting? Mark Zuckerbird.
  54. Did you hear about the man who stopped eating chicken? He went cold turkey.
  55. Which bird makes you laugh? A comedi-hen.
  56. Why did the rooster hang around the henhouse? To pick up chicks.
  57. What kind of bird is the cleanest? Dove.
  58. What is a female bird’s favorite thing to read? Cawsmopolitan.
  59. Even during the hardest of times, the warrior bird says, “Owl not give up”.
  60. When should you buy an exotic bird? When it goes cheep.
  61. What’s it called when it’s raining ducks and geese? Fowl weather.
  62. Which owl is known for being an escape artist? Hoo-dini.
  63. Where do birds invest their money? In the stork market.
  64. What did the little bird say when he forgot to revise for his test? “I’ll just wing it.”
  65. What has webbed feet and fangs? Count Duckula.
  66. Did you hear about the owl with no friends? He was owl by himself.
  67. What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Cliff.
  68. How does a bird with a broken wing land safely? With its sparrow chute.
  69. What’s a parrot’s favorite game? Hide and speak.
  70. What do you call a party with only two crows? Attempted murder.
  71. What bird film won an Oscar? Lord of the Wings.
  72. Why didn’t the rooster watch movies with his family? He wasn’t into chick flicks.
  73. Why did the bird get into trouble at school? Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
  74. What type of maths do owls like? Owlgebra.
  75. What’s the difference between a fly and a bird? A bird can fly, but a fly can’t bird.
  76. What bird is an MMA fighter? Conure McGregor.
  77. What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede? A walkie talkie!
  78. What do you call an elephant with a beak? A peck-drem.
  79. What was the dad bird annoyed with his lazy chick? It wouldn’t leave the nest.
  80. What kind of bird works underground? A Mynah bird.
  81. Why did the crow refuse to go home from the nightclub? Because he was raven.
  82. What do you name a synthetic parrot? PollyEster.
  83. What do you call a penguin in the desert? Lost.
  84. Why do owls get invited to parties? Because they’re a hoot.
  85. The vet said I have chirps. Good news-it is tweet-able.
  86. Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole? He wanted to make a long-distance caw.
  87. What do we call a bird that wins all spelling bees? Mr. Know it Owl.
  88. Why do you call a funny parrot spoof? A parody.
  89. Why are parrots not allowed in planes in the Middle East? They sometimes use fowl language.
  90. What was the name of the movie again? “Breaking bird”?
  91. Which movie had Duck Vader as its hero? Luke Skysquawker.
  92. What do you call a woodpecker with no beak? A headbanger.
  93. What are you doing keeping a sick bird in your house? Don’t you know that’s ill eagle?
  94. Would you mind watching my pet parrot while I’m out, as long as it’s not too much of a birden?
  95. Did you hear the one about the woodpecker who found some really firm bark? It was I’m-peck-able.
  96. Why was Donald Jaybird Trump knocked off his perch? He tweeted too much.
  97. Why didn’t Birdie Sanders become president? He was too left-wing.
  98. Where do crows go for a drink? A crow bar.
  99. What happened to the chickens after they got arrested? They became jail birds.
  100. Why do Spanish ducks struggle in Lisbon? They can’t speak Portu-geese.
  101. What does it sound like when the chickens make a noise? Clucking terrible.
  102. What was the dad bird annoyed with his lazy chick? It wouldn’t leave the nest.
  103. Once a bird became a comedian. He was called Jay Leno.
  104. What do birds like to put in their soup? Crow-tons.
  105. How do chickens get strong? They do eggs-ercise.
  106. What does a bird use if it has a bad wing? A sparrowchute.
  107. Where do royal birds live? Duckingham Palace.
  108. What do owls sing when it rains? Too wet to woo.
  109. What did the ill chicken say? I’ve got people-pox!
  110. Why did the bird fly into the library? Because he was looking for bookworms.
  111. Where do ducks go when they are sick? To the duck-tor.
  112. What’s bird’s favorite game? Beakaboo.
  113. What bird can you buy at the grocery store? A kiwi.
  114. Which bird is always out of breath? A puffin.
  115. Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant? Because he had a very big bill.
  116. What bird is helpful at mealtimes? A swallow.
  117. What do you call a duck who’s always telling jokes? A wise quacker.
  118. I heard a story about a bird that hides its head in the sand when it gets scared. It’s a bit of an ostrich.
  119. What’s the difference between one parrot and two? One parrot can’t carry a coconut, but toucan.
  120. I was going to save you a fish. But you weren’t heron time.
  121. They were raven about their influence on Facebook. It was a lie!
  122. What did the bluebird say to her boyfriend? I have been thinking about you the owl time.
  123. She went to the market to get soap but was disappointed that the shop owners no longer stock dove.
  124. Turkeys are terrible batters- they always hit fowl balls, and keep getting tagged out at first baste!
  125. There are a couple of ducks in my office who never get any work done and are always causing mischief. It’s gotten so bad, I overheard the boss say something about “firequackers.”
  126. These corny bird puns might have made you groan…but I have no egrets.
  127. Did you hear about the grumpy owl with an upset stomach? He had irritable owl syndrome.
  128. What do you call a parrot that flew away? A polygon.
  129. What do you call an owl who’s all mixed up? Low.
  130. Why did the turkey lie down in the roasting pan pour butter over itself? It was self-basting.
  131. What does a cat call a hummingbird? Fast food.
  132. What has webbed feet and fangs? Count Duckula.
  133. If you happen to get a crate of ducks, you will be lucky to call them a box of quackers.
  134. What do chickens do on sunny afternoons? They have peck-nics.
  135. What sport do hawks like? Hawkey.
  136. Why didn’t the goose believe everything she heard? It was all propa-gander.
  137. What do you say when a rude bird is irritating you? Go pluck yourself.
  138. Geese what? I am a millionaire now.
  139. What do you call a parrot that won’t eat? A Polly-no-meal.
  140. What did the pigeon say after its friend landed a sick flip? Coo.
  141. Why did the Pigeon cross the road? To prove that he is not a chicken.
  142. What do you call a young bird after he publishes his first book? A fledgling author.
  143. What do you call a sarcastic turkey? A smirky turkey.
  144. Did you hear about the man who stopped eating chicken? He went cold turkey.
  145. What do you call a dry parrot? Polyunsaturated.
  146. What name do we give to an always sad bird? A Bluebird.
  147. Which bird always gets a first place? A peng-win.
  148. Why do owls get invited to parties? Because they’re a hoot.
  149. Excuse me, could you please sparrow me some change?
  150. It was so cold, the eagle was forced to say “Birrrrrd”.
  151. I’m not amused at this ostrich joke!
  152. One needs to be careful with the robber ducks in the soap isle. They’ll steal half of everything!
  153. A baby bird will follow his dad. Birds also follow the “like feather, like son” tradition.
  154. If there was a movie about a green woodpecker, it would be named “Woody, The Wood Pickle”.
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Bird Knock Knock Jokes

Don’t we all love knock knock jokes? Here are the very best!

  1. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Baby Owl. Baby owl who? Baby owl see you later, maybe I won’t.
  2. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Duck. Duck who? Don’t call me cuckoo!
  3. Knock, knock. Who’s there Twit. Twit who? Help, an owl!
  4. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Earl. Earl who? Early bird catches the worm!
  5. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Goose. Goose who? Goose who it is!
  6. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hoo. Hoo who? Mom, there’s an owl at the door!
  7. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Toucan. Toucan who? Toucan play that game!

Write Your Own Puns!

Trying to write your own puns?

All you need to do is say a bird word like beak, fly, bird, or feather over and over a few times. Listen and try to think of other words they sound like.

Now, you can write a pun like, “It’s owl or nothing!”

Have fun writing amazing bird puns!

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