285 Best Flower Puns And Jokes To Make Your Daisy

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Looking for the best flower puns and jokes? You’ve found it! These will have you laughing until you seed your plants.

I love flowers and plants so much! My grandpa was a botanist and had his own greenhouse full of roses.

He past away a few years ago and roses always make me thing of him.

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You could say some of these puns next time you’re at the florist. You could write one of these puns on a card with a bouquet of flowers!

Enjoy the best flower puns and jokes!

A closeup of yellow and pink roses.

Flower Puns

  1. I’ve had it once and floral.
  2. Let the good thymes roll.
  3. You had me a hydrangea.
  4. Plants are my buds.
  5. Hibiscus and gravy.
  6. You grow girl!
  7. Not a daisy goes by where I don’t think about you.
  8. You’re my best bud!
  9. Every daisy is better because of you.
  10. I think of you every daisy.
  11. I will love you till the end of thyme.
  12. You rose to the occasion.
  13. Talk dirt to me.
  14. Wildflower about you.
  15. I love you bunches.
  16. Give it time. I’ll grow on you.
  17. Oh snapdragon!
  18. Put the petal to the metal.
  19. I’m sharing these flower puns with my best bud.
  20. That floral feeling.
  21. Daisy me rollin’.
  22. With liberty and justice floral.
  23. Oopsie daisy.
  24. Don’t be so posy.
  25. I can’t wait to see our love grow and grow and grow.
  26. Good day, sunflower.
  27. You had me at aloe.
  28. She’s a buttercup.
  29. Our tulips should kiss.
  30. Every rose has its hawthorn.
  31. Stop trying to make vetch happen.
  32. She gave him bluebells.
  33. Spring has sprung.
  34. Legalize flower pot.
  35. The day after tom-yarrow.
  36. The more you grow.
  37. We’re mint to be.
  38. That was just ranunculus.
  39. Get clover it.
  40. OK, bloomer.
  41. Thanks a bunch!
  42. Be still, my bleeding heart.
  43. Don’t kale my vibe.
  44. If you were a flower, you’d be a damndelion.
  45. I wet my plants.
  46. I just want somebudy to love….
  47. Happy Mum’s Day!
  48. We’re pinching peonies.
  49. I’m sexy and I grow it.
  50. Doom and bloom.
  51. I clover with all my heart.
  52. Petal to the metal.
  53. Merlin’s Goatbeard!
  54. Thistle while you work.
  55. Don’t sing out of petunia.
  56. I’m proud to be y-orchid.
  57. Time to take stalk of my life.
  58. Aloe you vera much.
  59. You are so berry cute.
  60. A peony saved is a peony earned.
  61. Thistle house.
  62. I need a new pair of plants.
  63. Oh kale yeah.
  64. Bouquet Pokey.
  65. My favorite movie is Stigma-ta.
  66. Iris my life to save you.
  67. Be still my bleeding heart.
  68. Party thyme.
  69. Death Petal.
  70. Iris you all the happiness in the world.
  71. Eat, drink, and be rosemary.
  72. I love you mum. You’re the very best!
  73. I really lilac you.
  74. Ain’t nobody got thyme for that.
  75. The flower urned this one.
  76. I hope your bonesets quickly.
  77. She has a violet streak.
  78. Get clover it.
  79. Life would succ without these cute flower puns.
  80. Here comes the sun(flower).
  81. I’ve got a vase up my sleeve.
  82. Just wanted to say aloe!
  83. Hosta la vista, baby!
  84. We should put our tulips together this Friday night.
  85. Everything is A-Bouquet.
  86. Ay poppy!
  87. Always rooting for you.
  88. I think of you everydaisy.
  89. I will seed you later!
  90. My favorite shoes are crocus.
  91. I lilac you a lot.
  92. I can’t wait to kiss your tulips.
  93. I’m wearing my comfrey sweatshirt and pajama pants.
  94. Mums the word.
  95. Don’t shoot me with your pistil.
  96. My love for you blossoms every day.
  97. Last bud not least…
  98. I think you’re dandy, and I’m not lion!
  99. Rose over bros.
  100. What lilac at work, I make up for at home.
  101. Rhythm Pollination.
  102. Plant one on me.
  103. Bee kind.
  104. You made my daisy.
  105. Thistle be a beautiful day!
  106. Begonia. Don’t stay.
  107. Don’t stop beleafing.
  108. Once and flor-al.
  109. Pistil’s firing.
  110. I be-leaf in you.
  111. Vase of Spades.
  112. You’re my shooting star.
  113. Long thyme, no see!
  114. He’s a garden criminal.
  115. I love flower-less cake.
  116. He couldn’t stop staring at her bud.
  117. Say it ain’t cilantro.
  118. I love it when you call me big poppy.
  119. We should go sea thrift store shopping.
  120. Let’s throw a Gardenia party.
  121. Leaf me alone.
  122. Light as a heather, stiff as a board.
  123. Of the I seed.
  124. I love you a lily more each day.
  125. I found a lucky peony on the sidewalk!
  126. Read my tulips.
  127. Gardens of the Galaxy.
  128. We were mint to be.
  129. On a larkspur.
  130. I love you tulip much!
  131. Lilac basic self control.
  132. And bloom goes the dynamite!
  133. Don’t get so pansy with me.
  134. What in carnation?
  135. I’ve pollen, and I can’t get up.
  136. Go with the flower.
  137. What a foxglove.
  138. We should put our tulips together.
  139. I seed your help!
  140. I just needed to tell you how I field.
  141. Orange you glad we’re best friends?
  142. I’ve pollen and I can’t get up!
  143. The inmates are running the sweet asylum.
  144. Girls just want to have sunflowers.
  145. What’s up buttercup?
  146. April showers bring Mayflowers.
  147. Don’t stop be-leafing.
  148. I have a laurel exam.
  149. That’s blossom news!
  150. These flower puns are simple iris-istible.
  151. Just peachy.
  152. The lion is the king of the florist.
  153. You’re my best bud.
  154. I love you a lily more each day.
  155. If I only had a trillium dollars…
  156. I’m so thorny.
  157. I’ll never desert you.
  158. Don’t be so impatiens.
  159. I gave a floral presentation.
  160. I never want you leaf me.
  161. Rose before hoes.
  162. You are the baneberry of my existence.
  163. Everything is gonna be bouquet.
  164. I hate when bay leaves.
  165. Clean your bloom.
  166. Let’s put our tulips together.
  167. Blossom buddies.
  168. Daisy’d and confused.
  169. He is giving me flowerly updates.
  170. Are you orchidding me?
  171. The witching flower.
  172. How much does a flower love their friends? Bunches.
  173. Bride and Bloom.
  174. Don’t be so mallow.
  175. Silent but deadly.
  176. Don’t fall at the last myrtle.
  177. Live life in full bloom.
  178. Can I posy a question?
  179. Oh no…I wet my plants!
  180. Don’t sing out of Petunia.
  181. I feel lily happy today.
  182. Always help a friend in weed.
  183. You’re the most beautiful girl in the cosmos.
  184. She’s a butter cup.
  185. I’ve got ants in my pansy.
  186. In English class, we’re reading the Canterbury Bells.
  187. Edgar Allen Poe’s favorite plant is the corpse flower.
  188. Erase the stigma.
  189. I just wanna soak up the sunflower.
  190. Aloe gov’nah.
  191. Can’t you run any aster?
  192. Let’s get to the root of the problem.
  193. I hope thistle show you how much I love you!
  194. I love hikes, but not when they’re so lily.
  195. A peony for your thoughts.
  196. Every dogwood has its day.
  197. You’re my garden angel!
  198. You can poppy-n anytime.
  199. Well aloe, Dolly.
  200. I ain’t dandelion.
  201. She cut him and he started bweeding.
  202. Chives right in.
  203. I’m head clover heals in love with these flower puns.
  204. That is just ranunculus.
  205. Hey bud, how’s it growing?
  206. You’ll rue the day.
A gorgeous photo of pink flowers in a field with a golden sunset.

Flower Jokes

  1. What is a flower’s favorite vegetable? Cauliflower.
  2. Why are flowers so good at problem solving? They know how to nip things in the bud.
  3. How many lips does a flower have? Tulips.
  4. What do you say to a flower after a breakup? Get clover it.
  5. What does a flower say when they’re surprise? What in carnation!
  6. Did you hear about the lazy flower who finally got his act together? He just needed a kick in the bud.
  7. What does a door to door flower salesman do? Petal his ware.
  8. What do you say when you want a kiss from a flower? Plant one on me.
  9. Why is a flower like the letter “a”? Because a bee goes after it.
  10. What did the flower say when he wanted a second chance? I’ll grow on you.
  11. Why didn’t the flower get a second date? He was garden variety.
  12. What would Jerry McGuire have said if he was a flower? You had me at hydrangea.
  13. What did the flower write in his mother’s day card? I’m proud to be orchid.
  14. Magician: “I can turn this handkerchief into a flower.” Little boy: “That’s nothing. I can walk down the street and turn into an alley.”
  15. What does a flower say when they’re offering you a job? Take it or leaf it.
  16. What’s a flower’s favorite band? Guns n’ Roses.
  17. Did you hear about the flower who joined Tinder? He just wants somebudy to love.
  18. Did you hear about the flower who was struck in a hit and run? She was leafed for dead.
  19. What did the flower say when her son went off to college? I be-leaf in you.
  20. What is a bumblebee’s favorite flower? The bee-gonna.
  21. I had to buy our dog flowers…..Because i accidentally called him our old dog’s name.
  22. What does a flower write on their valentine? Aloe you vera much.
  23. My wife complains that I never buy her flowers. I didn’t even know she sold them!
  24. What’s a pickle’s favorite type of flower? The daffodils-dill.
  25. What does a flower therapist ask her patients? Are you feeling bouquet?
  26. Many gardeners suffer from hay fever. Isn’t that new a pollen?
  27. What type of garden do bakers usually have? Flour gardens.
  28. What do you say to a pensive flower? A peony for your thoughts?
  29. The password is flower…But she keeps saying the flour.
  30. What is a cactus’ favorite MC Hammer song? Can’t touch this.
  31. What kind of flower in the garden is fiercest of them all? The tiger lily.
  32. How do you know flowers are capable of kissing? They have tulips.
  33. What’s a bad flower pick-up line? Let’s put our tulips together?
  34. What’s a gardener’s go-to pickup line? “You’re simply iris-istible.”
  35. Did you hear about the flower who gave an ultimatum to her husband? She told him once and floral.
  36. What did the flower say after he told a joke? I was just pollen your leg!
  37. What do you say when you want a flower to drive faster? Floret.
  38. Did you hear about one flower who went on a date with another flower? It’s a budding romance.
  39. What does an alcoholic flower say when they reach out for help? Lilac the ability to stop.
  40. What kind of alcohol do flowers drink? Rose.
  41. Why are plants the best chefs? They’re succulent.
  42. What do you call an inn opened by a flower and a chef? A bud and breakfast.
  43. What did the flower tell his son before a big game? I’m rooting for you.
  44. She didn’t date the gardener. He was too rough around the hedges.
  45. What is a flower’s favorite Journey song? Don’t stop be-leafing.
  46. What was the conversation like at the dinner party with all the boring flowers? Like pollen teeth.
  47. I took a photo of my flower. Now it can photosynthesize.
  48. What do you call a grandpa flower? Poppy.
  49. How did the old rose make a living? She went from house to house petaling her wares.”
  50. What do you call flowers who are bffs? Buds.
  51. Where does a bachelor frog live? His lilypad.
  52. Why did the flower take her husband back after he cheated? She rose above it.
  53. How do two flowers greet each other? Hey bud, how’s it growing?
    What did the flower say to his wife when he brought her home a present? I hope thistle cheer you up.
  54. I killed a hundred weeds today! No, you only killed 98 weeds. Sorry, I roundup.
  55. Did you hear about the flower who never bloomed? It was a bud omen.
  56. Daddy just got kicked out his house. His wife was hinting at Valentine’s Day plans and asked him if he knew her favorite flower. “Gold Medal All Purpose” apparently wasn’t the right answer.
  57. How do you know you’re in love with ta flower? Not a daisy goes by where you don’t think of them.
  58. I feel sorry for wheelbarrows. They’re always getting pushed around.
  59. Why do flowers always drive so fast? They put the petal to the metal.
  60. Who ate all the leaves in the garden? Katydid.
  61. What did the flower say when he saw his date? I think you’re dandy, and I’m not lion!
  62. Wife: “Where did you put the flowers:” Hunband: “In the door.” Wife: “What? How?” Husband: “relax, it’s easy because the door is ajar.”
  63. How much does a flower love their friends? Bunches.
  64. What do flowers study in college? STEM.
  65. My fear of roses is a thorny issue. I’m not sure what it stems from, but I’m stuck with it.
  66. What does a flower do when they get caught in a lie? Backpetal
  67. For Valentine’s Day, I received a bunch of flowers with the heads cut off. I think I was being stalked.
  68. What did the flower do when she was challenged? Rose to the occasion.
  69. Do you have the thyme? I need to get somewhere around tree o’clock.
  70. What does the youngest flower child say? “Last bud not least!”
  71. What did the dog do on his walk in the park? Peony on this tree, peony on that tree.
  72. A man gives flowers to everyone in his family. To his wife he gives roses, to his parents he gives orchids, to his daughters he gives daisies. And to his sons, he gives sunflowers.
  73. What do cartographers give to their loved ones on Valentine’s Day? Probably compass roses.
  74. What did the flowers do when the bride walked down the aisle? They rose.
  75. Did you hear about the flower that never bloomed? It was a bud omen.
  76. What flower is on your face? Your tulips.
  77. A honey bee lands on a flower but is quickly kicked off by the spider living there. Perturbed, he flies away and lands on a different flower. It was a cross pollination.
  78. What’s the best flower for a boy to give his mom for Mother’s Day? Son-flowers of course!
  79. What do you get if you cross a sheepdog and a arose? A collie-flower!
A closeup of a hummingbird with beautiful pink flowers.

How To Write Your Own Pun

Trying to write your own puns?

All you need to do is say a flower word like plant, bud, clover, leaf, flower, or petal over and over a few times. Listen and try to think of other words they sound like.

Now, you can write a pun like, “I clover with all my heart!”

Have fun writing amazing flower puns!

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Final Thoughts

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