221 Best Egg Pun Names And Jokes!

Are you ready for the best egg pun names and egg-cellent jokes? This is the funniest list you’ll find. Get ready to laugh your shell off!

Do you love eggs?? Because I do! There are so many ways to make them, scrambled, fried, boiled, pouched, and Benedict.

If you love eggs and you love puns, you’re going to crack up! Get ready. Here are some chicken name puns too!

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Table of Contents

Egg Pun Names

Egg Sheeran
Crack-stina Aguilera
Egg-ward Cullen
Benedict Cumber-Hatch
Teri Hatch-er
Egg-ward Norton
Ewan McGr-Eggor
Connor McGr-Eggor
Beyonc-Egg Knowles
Eggs Benedict Cumberbatch
Scarlett Yolk-hannson
Margaret Hatch-er
Egg-atha Christie
Charlize Ther-hen
Yolk-o Ono
Scramblett Johannson
Fr-eggy Mercury
Egg Ryan
Megg-an Fox
Simon Egg
Jennifer Lop-egg
Eggy Azalea
Mi-shell Pfeiffer
Yolk-quin Phoenix
Crackston Hall Yoshida
Brian Crackston
Shell-ton John
Mi-shell Obama
Hegg-rid
Ellen Deggeneres
Hegg-wig
Shell-y Duvall
Egg-milio
Shell-ine Dion
Al-egg-xander
Fryce
Egg-ward
Shell-don Cooper
Alejandr-yolk
Egg-liott
Shell-ton
Eggz-ra
Hegg-tor
Egg-or
Jon-egg-than
Fry-an
Hen-ry
Timo-fry
Wegg-sley
A-shell (Adele)
Egg-strid (Astrid)
Megg-an (Megan)
Egg-nes (Agnes)
Ber-egg-nice (Berenice)
Shell-sea (Chelsea)
A-shell-y (Ashley)
Crack-stina (Christina)
Alegg-xandra (Alexandra)
Emm-egg (Emma)
Franc-egg-sca (Francesca)
Egg-atha (Agatha)
Fry-a (Freya)
Hel-egg-na (Helena)
Lorel-egg (Lorelai)
Juli-egg (Juliet)
Ang-shella (Angela)
Mi-Shell (Michelle)
Olivi-Yolk (Olivia)
Shell-y (Shelly)
Egg Sheeran
Victori-yolk (Victoria)
Egg-drian (Adrian)
Aleggs (Alex)
Shell-by (Shelby)
Degg-kota (Dakota)
Christina Egguilera
Eggy
Shell-oh (Shiloh)
Crack Head
Dieggo
Egg Boi
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Eggosaurus
Gregg
Meggan
Sheldon
Eggma
Shelly
Yolki

Egg Puns

After finishing we should have a shellebration.
The party last night was a shell of a time.
Teriyolki tofu.
Eggs-the original boneless chicken.
A member of the yolkuza.
I never count my chickens before they’re hatched, because they’re eggs.
Don’t yolk with me.
I’m hengry.
I was going to tell you a joke about an egg, but it’s not all it’s cracked up to be.
You don’t want to make an egg laugh too hard, it’ll start cracking up.
You’re poaching my best yolks.
Brutally henest.
An henorable mention.
Let’s go hatch-hiking around the world.

Hard boiled eggs on two pieces of avocado toast.

Egg Jokes

What’s a hen’s favorite shipping company? Federal Egg-spress.
Why did the chicken crack the safe? To get to her nest egg.
Why do so many people love a boiled egg for breakfast? It’s so hard to beat.
What do you call an egg who likes to go on Safari? An eggs-poorer.
Why was the chicken up all night? Restless Egg Syndrome.
Why don’t dinosaurs lay eggs? Because they’re Eggstinct.
What’s a chicken’s favorite coffee? An eggs-presso!
What is an egg’s least favorite day of the week? Fry-day!
Omeletting you know how much I love eggnog.
How do chicken stay fit? They eggs-excise.
Why do you have to watch what you say around egg whites? They can’t take a yolk.
What came first, the chicken or the egg? The dinosaur.
If Batman’s nemesis was an egg, what would he be called? The Yolker.
Who tells the best egg jokes? A real comedi-hen.
What did the egg say after acing its test? Omelet smarter than I look!
How do chickens stay fit? The eggs-ercise!
What was the motivational egg speaker’s slogan? Sunny side up.
I was visiting my dear old Grandpa the other day when he said to me, “Let me give you a bit of advice. You can’t make an omelet…”
How do you make an egg roll? You give it a little push.
What kind of eggs does a confused chicken lay? Scrambled eggs.
What does a meditating egg say? Ohmmmmmmmmlet.
Why are eggs bad at puns? They always mix up their yolks.
What did the doctor tell the chicken with high cholesterol? “Try to lay off eggs for a while!”
What do you call someone who eats too many eggs? An egg-oholic.
How do monsters like their eggs? Terri-fried.
What do you call someone who eats too many eggs? An eggoholic.
What do you get if you cross a chicken with an alarm? An alarm cluck.
How does a hen leave its house? Through the eggs-it.
How many French eggs do you need? One egg is un oeuf.
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a Martian? An eggs-traterrestrial.
What wrote the book “Great Egg-specations”? Charles Chickens.
How did the chicken feel after a long day on the farm? Eggs-hausted!
Why doesn’t the depressed man egg want to crack? Because the man hates his egg-sistence.
How do eggs get around? On a s-egg-way.
Egg puns are the most egg-citing.
How do you know if it’s too hot in the chicken barn? The chickens are laying hard boiled eggs.
Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? Because it wanted to lay it on the line.
What do you call a self-obsessed egg? An eggomaniac.
When is the best time to eat eggs? At the crack of dawn.
You seem like a good egg. Want to beat it out of here and scramble to someplace more private?
Why did the egg go to school? To get egg-ucated.
Why did the egg hide behind its mom? He was a little chicken!
How did the egg get up the hill? It scrambled up.
Where do Eskimos keep their eggs? In the egg-loo.
What happened to the chicken at school? He was eggs-pelled.
What did the egg do when it saw the frying pan? It scrambled.
Why was the egg so tired? Because it did lots of eggs-ercise.
What do you call an egg who likes to go on safari? An eggs-poorer.
Why do so many people love a boiled egg for breakfast? It’s so hard to beat.
Why was the egg late for school? He didn’t study for the eggs-am.
How can you tell if an egg’s been boiled or not? Eggs-ray vision.
Why did the egg cross the road? To get to the Shell station!
Why did the celebrity egg start losing her friends? They called her a shell-out.
My dears, what shell we do? What type of egg refuses to come out of his shell? An egg-arophobic.
Where do eggs go on holiday? New Yolk City.
What do you call a chicken in a shell suit? An egg.
How do baby chickens dance? Chick-to-chick.
Why should you be careful what you say around egg whites? They can’t take a yolk!
How did the omelet find out she was ill? She had medical eggs-am
An omelet walked into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast here.”
What do you call a mischievous egg? A y-olk tree.
What do you call a smart omelet? An egg head!
One egg turned to the other and said, “Wow, you really get me all cracked up!”
What did the officer say to the egg after he pulled it over for speeding? Omelettin’ it slide this time.
What do chickens grow on? Eggplants.
When is the best time to eat eggs? At the crack of dawn!
What did the omelet say after the breakfast sandwich stole her idea? “That’s eggs-actly what I just said!”
What did the hen say to her chick? “Don’t you egg-nore me!”
You don’t want to make an egg laugh too hard, it’ll start cracking up.
An egg walked into a bar and cracked a joke. He left behind a real mess.
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer? A brick layer.
The police have spent hours questioning the egg. I think it’s about to crack.
What did the two eggs say after brunch? “Let’s hatch a plan for the rest of the day!”
Did you hear about the hen who laid her egg on an axe? She wanted to hatchet.
What did Snow White name her hen? Egg White!
What’s an eggs favorite book? Great Egg-pectations.
Why is the chef so mean? He beats the eggs.
How many eggs can you eat on an empty stomach? Just one. After that your stomach won’t be empty.
Why were the eggs running so fast? They were afraid of being beaten!
What do you get if a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn? An egg roll.
Where can you go to learn more about eggs? The hen-cyclopedia!
Who tells the best egg puns? The comedy-hens.
When I was younger, I once smashed up a nest of heron’s eggs. No egrets.
What’s the worst crime as far as an egg is concerned? Poaching!
What does Mr. Egg say every morning to Mrs. Egg? “Have an eggs-tea special day!”
How does a hen leave its house? Through the eggs-it.
What did the egg say after someone bumped into her? Egg-scuse me!
How did the hen get to work so fast? She used the eggs-press lane!
What did the hen say to her chick? “Don’t you egg-note me!”
Why wouldn’t the farmer let the hen in his house? She kept laying deviled eggs!
What’s a hen’s favorite shipping company? Federal Egg-spress.
Why did the rooster ask the hen out on a date? He was feeling plucky.
Why do hens lay eggs? Because if they dropped them, they’d break.

Easter Egg Puns

How does the Easter Bunny feel after he’s made all his deliveries? Eggs-hausted!
You must be an Easter egg because I’m dying to get to know you better.
Have an egg-cellent Easter!
You must be an Easter egg, because your body is crackin’.
Happy Easter to some-bunny who always cracks me up!
Easter is here, it’s do or dye.
Why did the Easter egg hide? He was a little chicken.
Hope you have an eggs-tea special Easter!
How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape during the offseason? He gets lots of eggs-excise!
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny’s been? Eggs mark the spot!
Why did the Easter egg hide? He was a little chicken!
Why does the Eater Bunny paint eggs? Because it’s too hard to wallpaper them!
Wishing you a basket full of egg-citement this Easter!

Egg Pun Words

Eggs-aggerate
Egg-sactly
Egg-centric
Egg-stravagent
Egg-hausted
Egg-citing
Egg-stremem
Egg-ceptional
Egg-static
Egg-celent
Egg-splosive

How To Write Your Own Pun

Trying to write your own puns?

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All you need to do is say a egg word like crack yolk, shell, fry scramble, hatch, or benedict over and over a few times. Listen and try to think of other words they sound like.

Now, you can write a pun like, “That yolk was so funny!”

Have fun writing amazing egg puns!