253 Best Space Puns And Jokes That Are Out Of This World

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Space Puns

These space puns will rock your world!

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I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
You rock my world.
Bloom where you’re planet-ed.
Space rocks!
I’m over the moon for you!
I love you to the moon and back.
You rock-et my world.
Are you a meteor? Because you rock my world.
Shuttle up!
Einstein his theory about space…Well it’s about time!
We have to buy the moonlight, lunar or later.
Satte-lite the night.
You’re always star-ring up trouble.
It’s all sun and games.
I sent all your selfies to NASA because you’re a star.
Let’s get astrophysical.
Don’t take things so siriusly.
I took Astronomy to count all the stars in your eyes.
You’re hotter than Venus.
Her story was very nebula-s.
You must be the Sun because you are hot!
Are you Mercury? Because you’ll always be first to me.
Come sky with me.
You must be a planet and I must be a moon because I totally revolve around you.
Are you an alien? Because you’re out of this world.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
Sky me to the moon.
You must be the sun because you’re the center of my universe.
You deserve a ring the size of Saturn’s.
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity….It’s impossible to put down.
You’re out of this world!
I took Astronomy to count all the stars in your eyes.
You must be a planet and I must be a moon, because I totally revolve around you.
All suited up with no space to go.
Learning about space all day is exhausting, I need a launch break.
I went to a space aquarium once. It was otter this world.
You’ve abducted my heart.
See you crater, space invader!
You’re my whole universe.
You’re really in the ozone today.
You’re a blast!
Space was cool before it mattered.
Sa-TURN down for what?
The scientists’ new paper about alien life forms didn’t get published. It was too far out.
Get outer my space!
Quit your waning and phase already.
I took a rocket science course last year. It was a blast.
When our solar system was formed, the sun was in charge. So, the planets started a revolution.
Saturn’s name is the best in our solar system-It has a nice ring to it.
I need more space.
A moon after my own heart!
If you are looking for the best place to go shopping in space, just look for the nearest department star.
The earth’s rotation really makes my day.
I love you with all my heart and solar.
Space was cool before it mattered.
I have trouble with my astronaut friends. They never Apollo-gise.
There is apparently a black hole in Uranus.
I am craving sugar. I need a Milky Way.
Orion’s Belt is a big waist of space. Terrible pun sorry, it is only 3 stars.
Heaven must have centaur from above.
There are so many possibilities. I don’t have the Space or the Time to Continuum.
Space puns are the final fun-tier.
It’s just a phase, Mom.
Will you crater to my every whim?
I would love to go to space, but the cost is astronomical!
Last night I sat outside to watch a satellite pass by. It went over my head.
BRB, Neptune-ing you out.
I’m so tired, I’m about to calypso.
Despite space being a vacuum, Mars is really dusty.
It’s not that Sirius.
It’s oaky to sky, little sun.

A black and white photo of two planets and the moon.

Space Jokes

Get ready for the best space jokes!

Why don’t people like to talk about all the mysterious space in the universe? It’s a dark matter.
Why is the moon constantly moody? She’s just going through a phase.
What is Saturn’s favorite movie? Lord of the Rings.
What kind of books do romantic aliens like to read? Love star-ries.
What do aliens do after they get married? Go on their honeyearth.
Why did the alien have a bad time at his birthday party? It had no atmosphere.
What’s the best board game to play whit your family in space? Moon-opoly.
Where did the moon get its degree? The moon-iversity!
What do you do if your car doesn’t fit in a parking spot? You moon-ouver it.
What’s a meal on the moon called? A satellite dish.
Why did Ms. Moon split up with Mrs. Sun? He never wanted to go out with her at night.
How do you know when the moon is finished eating? It looks full.
Be there in one moon-ute!
How do you know when the moon is almost broke? When it’s down to its last quarter.
What does the moon put on her toast? Space jam.
What’s the moon’s favorite bagel? Cinna-moon raisin.
Why does nobody trust the man on the moon? He has a dark side.
What did the Earthy make fun of the moon for? Having no life.
Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space? To find Pluto.
I am throwing a party in space. Can you help me planet?
Why did the astronaut break up with her boyfriend? Because she needed some space.
What did the cow go into the spaceship? It wanted to see the mooooooon.
Why did the rocket scientist stop working on a project? He had no comet-ment.
Why haven’t aliens come to our solar system yet? They read the reviews: One Star.
What does an astronaut call his ex from space? SpaceX.
Why didn’t the Dog Star laugh at the joke? It was too Sirius.
What should you do if you see a green alien? Wait until it’s ripe!
What did Mars say to Saturn? Give me a ring sometime.
Yesterday I was charged $10,000 dollars for sending my cat into space. It was a cat-astro-fee.
Despite space being a vacuum…Mars is really dusty.
What do you call a lazy man is space? A procrastonaut.
How did the space teddy bear cross the road? Ewoked.
Why will space be a popular tourist spot? The view is breathtaking and will leave you speechless.
If athletes get athlete’s foot, then what do astronauts get? Missile-toe.
Who in the solar system has the loosest change? The moon because it keeps changing quarters.
What dance do all astronauts know? The moonwalk.
How did the alien break its phone? He Saturn it.
Jupiter has 64 moons. That’s why they have a bad werewolf problem.
Why are people always criticizing Orion’s belt? It’s a big waist of space.
What did the alien say to the cat? Take me to your litter!
Why did the mother calling her sun? It was launch time!
Why did Venus dump Mars? She only wanted a plutonic relationship.
Where do planets download their music from? Nep-tunes.
Which day of the week do aliens look forward to most of all? Saturnday.
Last night I sat outside to watch a satellite pass by. It went over my head.
Are you Mercury? Because you’ll always be first to me.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
You must be the sun because you’re the center of my universe.
WHant to go on a date in outer space? No pressure.
I just saw the brightest star ever. Really? Yes! Sirius.
Why did the parasite jump all the way to the moon? It was a luna-tick.
Who is an astronaut’s favorite singer? Freddy Mercury.
What candy should you give an alien? A Mars bar.
What do you say to a three-headed alien? Hello, hello, hello.
What do you call a loony spaceman? An astronaut.
My kid is obsessed with the moon. I’m hoping it’s just a phase.
What would happen if the whole universe ceased to exist? No matter!
How does our solar system hold up its pants? With an asteroid belt.
What do aliens like to eat when they aren’t on a diet? Unidentified frying objects.
Why didn’t the sun go to college? Because it already had a million degrees.
What’s the moon’s favorite key to use on the computer? The space bar.
Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon? Because there was no atmosphere.
Where do the stars go to get their milk? The Milky Way.
What does the queen alien drink every morning? Graviti-tea.
What’s a lightyear? It’s like a regular year…with fewer calories.
Why did Neptune break up with Uranus? They wanted a Plutonic relationship.
Why did the universe go on a diet? Because it kept expanding.
Why did the first man on the moon lift weights? To make his Armstrong.
What do starlets like to read before bed? Comet books!
What is money called in space? Star bucks.
Why did the start decide to take a vacation? It needed some space.
Why was Jupiter banned from competing in the planetary boxing championship? He was taking asteroids.
What is the slowest of all species in the galaxy? Snailiens.
I sent all your selfies to NASA because you’re a star.
What did the astronaut do after he crashed into the moon? He Apollo-gized.
What do stars say when they apologize to one another? I’m starry.
Why did the star keep going to school? So it could get brighter.
Why didn’t the Dog Star laugh at the joke? It was too Sirius.
Why do you have to clean your house so much in space? Stardust is everywhere.
Why did the cow want to become an astronaut? So she could see the Milky Way.
What is an alien with three eyes called? An aliiien!
What’s an alien’s pet called? An extra furrestrial.
How did the earth and the moon meet? They gravitated towards each other.
Who is an astronaut’s second favorite singer? Bruno Mars.
Did you hear about the astronaut who broke the law of gravity? He received a suspended sentence.
Why didn’t the child understand the concept of life on other planets? It was an alien concept.
How do aliens keep in touch? On Spacebook.
Why was everyone shocked when the celebrity left? He went out with a big bang.
What did the Russians get when they lost the space race? A constellation prize.
What do aliens say when they fall in love? You’ve abducted my heart.
Did you hear what happened when Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon? He didn’t understand the gravity of the situation.
Why did everyone want to date his sun? He was hot.
Why do feline creatures love space so much? Because of the atmosphere.
How do you get clean in outer space? You take a meteor shower.
What do you say if you want to start a fight in space? Comet me, bro!
Why couldn’t the star stay focused? He kept spacing out.
Which type of stars always wear glasses in space? Movie stars.
What do you win in a space talent competition? A constellation prize.
What do you call a bacon-wrapped comet? A meat-eor!
Why was the star arrested? It was a shooting star.
What channel should you watch if you want to laugh? The comet-y channel.
Why did the star have a crush on the sun? It was the center of his universe.
Why did the alien go to Saturn? To go ring shopping.
What happened to the alien who stepped in gum? She got stuck in Orbit.
Why don’t aliens ever eat clowns? They taste really funny.
How do aliens get their babies to go to sleep? They rocket.
What’s an alien’s favorite day of the week? Sun-day.
How does an alien get a haircut? Eclipse it.
What did the alien say when he saw a gardener? Take me to your weeder!
Why do aliens always spill their tea? They have flying saucers.
What type of music do aliens like most? Nep-tunes.
What do you get when you cross an alien with something white and fluffy? A martian-mallow!
Why did the alien like his spaceship so much? It was out of this world!
What is a moon’s go-to pizza topping? Moon-zerella cheese.
Which is older: the moon or the sun? The moon, because it can stay out all night.
What insect can you expect to find on the moon? A lunar tick.
What breakfast food is the moon known for serving? Crescents!
What is the first day of the week called? Moon-day.
Why can’t you tell anyone about space? Because it’s too out of this world!
What was the first animal in space? The cow that jumped over the moon.
Why aren’t astronauts hungry when they get to space? They had a big launch.
How do you know when the moon has enough to eat? When it’s full.
Saturn’s name is the best in our solar system. It has a nice ring to it.
What do aliens on the metric system say? Take me to your liter.
What did the alien say when he was out of room? I’m all space out!
Why did the American’s win the space race? Because the Soviets were Stalin.
How do space cowboys wrangle their cattle? A tractor beam.
Who was the first deer in space? Buck Rogers.
What did the doctor say to the rocket ship? Time to get your booster shot!
What do you get when you cross a lamb and a rocket? A space sheep!
How do you know when the moon is going broke? When it’s down to its last quarter.
Which is closer, Florida or the moon? The moon is closer. You can’t see Florida from here.
Why do Saturn’s two moons swap orbit every four years? To keep minty fresh.
What do you call croissants in space? Spacetries.
I took a rocket science course last year. It was a blast!
Saturn’s name is the best in our solar system. It has a nice ring to it.
I am Buzz Aldrin, second man on the moon, Neil before me.
I would love to go to space, but the cost is astronomical!
I have hit the space bar 37 times in a row now, but I still remain on earth.
Being an astronaut is probably the only professions where you don’t lose your job after being fired.
Are you a meteor? Because you rock my world!
I thought about putting an observatory in my house, but the cost was astronomical.
I wanted to have a space-themed birthday party, but there was no one to planet.
I want to be an astronaut when I grow up. My mom says I have high hopes.
Not everyone can pull ff wearing a spacesuit, but I’m going to rocket.
I’m addicted to space jokes, but someday I’ll over-comet.
Why is life on Earth so expensive? It includes a free trip around the sun every year.
Why can’t you get cell reception in space? It’s o-G.
Why was the star so similar to his dad? Like father, like sun.
Why is the sun so famous? It’s a star.
What do you call headlights on a lunar rover? Moonbeams.
You can drop little shuttle hints into a conversation about space, especially if you are hungry and suggesting that it might be time for launch.
What’s E.T. short for? He has little legs.
What do you get when you cross Santa Claus with a space ship? A U-F-Ho-Ho-Ho.
What did the woman tell the cops? He is my sun and I love him.