115 Funny Cinco De Mayo Jokes And Puns For Every Juan

Are you looking for funny Cinco de Mayo jokes? Here they are! These hilarious jokes will have no Juan wanting to leave your party.

Cinco de Mayo is nacho average holiday. For some, it’s the greatest Mexican holiday!

First, I just want to start out by saying that I love all people. Every single person is important.

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Second, these funny jokes are meant to be make you smile. They’re not intended to hurt any Juan.

I kid, I kid.

With that said, I hope you love my collection of hilarious Cinco de Mayo jokes! I hope you find some you can use on the fifth of May.

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The Best Cinco De Mayo Jokes

Here are the best Cinco de Mayo jokes!

What do penguins love eating on Cinco de Mayo? Brrrrrreakfast.
Why did the dogs leave the Cinco de Mayo party? Because there was too much Cinco de meow there.
What should you call your cat on Cinco de Mayo? Purrito.
What food are you bringing for Cinco de Mayo? That is nacho business.
What do you call the fifth sink at a public restroom? Cinco!
He doesn’t celebrate Cinco de Mayo, but he does celebrate Seis de Mustard.
What do you call a group of skunks in May? Stinko de Mayo.
Cinco de Mayo has to be postponed. Hold de Mayo!
What is slow food on Cinco de Mayo? Inch-iladas.
What’s the best music to play on Cinco de Mayo? The Red Hot Chili Peppers.
Yesterday was May the 4th be with you or Star Wars Day. Today is May the 5th or Cinco de Mayo. Tomorrow will be the 6th of May or Revenge of the Sixth.
Where are the best drinks served on Cinco de Mayo? The Gulp of Mexico.
Who’s a country musician celebrating Cinco de Mayo? Arriba McEntire.
The Cinco de Mayo party is going to be so fun! A mariachi band will be there. It will be the best show. Taco ’bout a good time.
I can’t think of a bad joke for Cinco de Mayo, because my jokes are 5/5.
What does everyone sing on Cinco de Mayo? “Don we now our gay sombreros”!
Why did someone throw a cat out of the window? Tequila.
Cinco de Mayo is nacho boring holiday.
What Disney princess loves Cinco de Mayo? Taco Belle.
What’s your favorite Cinco de Mayo book? Tequila Mockingbird.
What did the firefighter name his two sons? Hose A (Jose) and Hose B.
What kind of cheese isn’t your cheese? Nacho cheese.
Why shouldn’t you say jokes about Cinco de Mayo? Because that’s crossing the border.
Why did the doctor need to save the Piñata? Because it lost lots of candies on Cinco de Mayo.
This year is different for Cinco de Mayo. No one will be wanting to get a case of Corona.

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Mexican Jokes

What cans are in Mexico? Mexicans!
I’m going to have a little Mexican tonight, and then I’ll have some dinner.
What do a lot of people do the night before major Mexican holiday? They Netflix and chili.
Why doesn’t Mexico have an Olympic team? Because every Mexican that can run and jump is already in the United States of America.
For Americans, Happy Cinco de Mayo! For Mexican friends, Happy Friday!
Why was the Mexican youth afraid on Cinco de Mayo? Because he had Hispanic attacks.
Why don’t Mexicans cross the border to America by threes? Because there’s a “No Trespassing” sign.
What do you call four Mexicans standing in quicksand? Quatro Cinco.
How should you drink soda pop on Cinco de Mayo? In Mexi-cans!

Juan Jokes

I don’t like Cinco de Mayo, said no Juan ever!
Why was your son sad at his Cinco de Mayo party? No Juan was there.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Juan. Juan who? Juan to celebrate with me for Cinco de Mayo?
How do you get help on Cinco de Mayo? You call Nine Juan Juan.
Happy Cinco de Mayo! Have a great day every Juan!
Juan to eat tacos on Cinco de Mayo?
This Cinco de Mayo joke is Juan in a million.

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Mayo Jokes And Mayo Puns

What condiments don’t like Cinco de Mayo? Honey Mustards.
What’s a Mexican drowning in mayonnaise? Sinko De Mayo.
How does the USA celebrate Cinco de Mayo? People fill up their sink with mayonnaise.
Mayo the fourth be with you.
Be that as it mayo.
April showers bring mayo flowers.
As luck mayo have it.
Come what mayo.
Let the chips fall where they mayo.
Mayo as well.
As the case mayo be.
Mayo God be my witness.
To whom it mayo concern.
Try as one may.

Cinco de Mayo Sayings And Jokes

Wait, Cinco de Mayo is nacho favorite holiday?!
Happy Cinco de Drinko to everyone!
What ‘you taco-ing about?
Have a Mexcellent Cinco de Mayo party!
Have fun shell-ebrating Cinco de Mayo!
Happy Drinko de Mayo to you!
Don’t you think it’s hilarious that Cinco de Mayo is always on May 5th?
Let’s hop out with our guac out!
Let’s give them something to taco ’bout!
I thought everyone celebrated Cinco de Mayo buy filling up their bathroom sinks with mayonnaise.
What’s a name for slow Mexican food? Inchiladas.
What is Thor’s favorite thing to eat? Thortillas.
Why did the bean dad get a sweater? Because he was chili.

Taco Jokes And Taco Puns

Let’s taco ’bout how much you love these taco jokes and puns!

Why was taco blushing? Because it saw the salad dressing.
What did the snail say to the taco? I like your shell.
How can you get a taco to laugh? Just tickle its shell.
Why are tacos so depressed? Because they fall apart so easily all the time.
What is the name of a taco that’s ready to have some fun? A taco party.
How do tacos pray? They start with “Lettuce pray!”
Where is the best place to get tacos? At the Gulp of Mexico.
What do tacos and turtles have in common? They both have shells.
Have you heard about the Mexican restaurant? It’s all anyone can taco ’bout.
What is a balanced diet? Tacos in both hands.
Please, taco some sense into him.
Taco sense.
Taco to yourself.
I know what you’re tacking about.
Taco dirty to me.
Taco in riddles.
He could taco the hind legs off a donkey.
Let’s taco bout it!
Taco smack.
He’s the taco of the town.
Taco the talk.
Taco to the hand.

Nacho Jokes And Nacho Puns

I hope you love these nacho jokes and puns!

Why did chips want to break up with salsa? The relationship was very saucy.
Why was a lady on the roof of a Mexican restaurant? Because her nachos were on the house.
Why were the nachos laughing? Because they heard a cheesy laugh!
What kind of cheese isn’t your cheese? Nacho cheese!
Cinco de Mayo is nacho mediocre holiday.
Please don’t cut the cheese!
What do you call a Mexican who just works out on Cinco de Mayo? A macho nacho.
Nacho at all!
Nacho by any stretch of the imagination.
Nacho in the slightest.
Nacho much love lost between.
Do nacho resuscitate.
Nacho by a long shot.
All that glitters is nacho gold.
If it were nacho for you, I’d be lost.
Last but nacho least.
More often than nacho.
Nacho moment too soon.

Burrito Jokes And Burritos Puns

I know you’ll love these burrito jokes and puns!

Why can’t burritos be trusted? Because they always spill the beans.
Why did the burrito break up with the nachos? Because it needed some meat time.
Where is a burrito’s favorite place? The gym because it likes to get beefed.
What’s a burrito’s favorite music? Wrap.
What’s my favorite part of a burrito you ask? I can’t answer. You put me between a quac and a hard place.
Let’s burrito the hatchet.
Don’t burrito round the bush
If you’re scared, just burrito your head in the sand.